ALL, ALL, ALL OF THE REPUBLICIAN CANDIDATES ARE CERTAIN DEATH FOR YOU, THE 99%; VOTE DEMOCRAT WE WANT NO MORE WARS, A LIVING WAGE (TWICE TODAY'S MINIMUM), AND EQUAL MEDICINE & HOUSING & JUSTICE FOR ALL.

All of the Republicians are going to let corporations run amuck without regulation. The Dems.ended the Iraq War, are ending the Afganistan War and tried to pass Bank regulations, etc., but the Republicians always blocked the legislation. The Dems. tried to get the millionaires to pay for the middleclass tax cuts but all the Republicians blocked them. All these candidates are the same THEY WANT TO TAKE AWAY all corporate regulation, you know the Fed. regulates banks (if Dems. appoint the Fed. officers). If the Fed. is removed the banks will RUN AMUCK, charging $20 a month just to have a credit card, for example, as the Dems., and Obama, stopped last month.

 Dems. stand for reasonable bank regulation and Republicians don't, it's as simple as that, why don't average folks get it. Thats why we have to vote straight Dem. every election, every office, every election, every office! And if we have a third party we split our vote and the Republicians WIN, and another G. Bush is back in control. And for you Fox pinheads and Limbaugh dittoheads, reasonable regulation is clearly not socialism. The Dems, Obama and I believe in capitalism. Case closed!

IF IT WERE A TAX CUT FOR MILLIONAIRES AND CORPORATIONS, REPUBLICIANS WOULD HAVE PASSED IT IN A FLASH

The tax cut that Obama and the Dems.want for the middleclass Americans for just a couple of months now and then for a year, can't even get approval from the House Republicians for 2 months, if it were for the very rich though, Republicians would have passed it in a flash! Don't you see that the republicians don't ever deserve your vote, ever!  Never, never, never vote Republician.Case closed!

POST NEWS ALERT: SOCIAL SECURITY IS NOT AN ENTITLEMENT IT WAS EARNED, NO MATTER WHAT THE REPUBLICIANS/GOP (GREEDY OLD PIGS) CLAIM !

SOCIAL SECURITY WAS NEVER BETTER, IT IS NOT A PONZI SCHEME, NOR AN ENTITLEMENT, WE (YOU) EARNED IT!

OUR SOCIAL SECURITY TRUST FUND is worth almost 3 trillion dollars, and with dividends earns more than it pays out.  It will do so until 2036, and then it will pay 77% of payments due past 2200. How old will you be on these various dates?

Furthermore, it only needs about a .5% tweek to pay total payments way past 2200. How old will you be in 2200? One suggested tweek is to have millionaires pay on some of the untaxed money they earn over the 13% tax they're only paying now; BILLIONAIRE Warren Buffet says he pays lower tax rates than his secretaries AND the same with ROMNEY (WHO ONLY PAYS A LITTLE OVER 11%), and ALL THE rest of the corporate Republicians.

WE (YOU) PAID INTO SOCIAL SECURITY FROM A VERY YOUNG AGE AND ALL THE INTEREST AND PREMIUMS WERE EARNED BY YOU, US, WE EARNED IT ALL, IT IS NOT AN ENTITLEMENT, NOT AN ENTITLEMENT; AS THE CRONY REPUBLICIANS TRY TO LIE!

GREAT CROWD...HI I'M DAVID HOLLYWOOD, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WOMEN THAT'S WHY I NEVER GET ANY LOVE, MY MARRIAGE BROKE UP BECAUSE WE DISAGREED OVER CHARITIES. SHE SUPPORTED THE HOMELESS AND I SUPPORTED THE TOPLESS. WOMEN LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I SAID I WANTED TO BE A COMEDIAN, WELL THERE NOT LAUGHING NOW, I JUST GOT BACK FROM HOLLYWOOD OPRAH SAID SHE WAS DOWN BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE ALWAYS SAYING SHE SAID THINGS SHE DIDN'T SAY, THEN SHE ASKED ME TO MARRY HER, THE CHINESE HAVE A NEW COMPUTER SAID TO BE AS SMART AS A HUMAN, WHEN IT SCREWS UP IT BLAMES ANOTHER COMPUTER...I HAVE A LOT OF CREDS, MY STREET NAME IS DAVID HOLLYWOOD...STREET OF COURSE, IN HIGH SCHOOL I WAS ALWAYS ACCUSED OF EAVESDROPPING, NOT TO MY FACE OF COURSE....MY EX- WIFE WAS MADE AT THE AIRLINE BECAUSE SHE HAD TO BUY 2 SEATS, I SAID THAT WAY YOU'LL GET 2 MEALS, SHE WAS PISSED AT ME THEN, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WOMEN, SHE ALSO DIVORCED ME BECAUSE MY BEARD TICKLED HER STOMACH WHEN I WAS KISSING HER, EEEER, IT WAS LONGER THEN....I WAS DRIVING HERE AND A LADY POLICE OFFICER PULLED ME OVER AND RAPPED ON MY WINDOW SAYING, 'OPEN UP'...........I SAID WAIT A MINUTE CAN'T YOU SEE I'M STILL ON THE PHONE? ......SO THAT'S MY LIFE, I NEVER GET ANY LOVE...TODAY I SHOULD HAVE JUST RIDDEN WITH MY GORGEOUS LYFT DRIVER, IVANA, SHE'S A CUTE UKRANIAN LADY, IVANA PICKUPANDROPOFF ..........ANYWAY, I WAS BORN A THIRD CHILD BEFORE BIRTH CONTROL CAME ALONG.................MOTHER HAD HER MORNING SICKNESS ONLY AFTER SHE SAW ME.......I THINK SHE WANTED A GIRL, NOT LIKE THE GIRL SHE HAD, BUT LIKE THE GIRL SHE HAD ALWAYS WANTED.......MY OLDER BROTHER WAS SOMETHING ELSE, HE DIDN'T WANT TO SHARE ANYTHING, ESPECIALLY ATTENTION, SO WHEN I STARTED TO WALK HE TRIPPED ME...........MY SPOILED SISTER ADDED INSULT TO INJURY BY WRITING BAD THINGS ON MY CAST.................BORN IN HOLLYWOOD WE LIVED ON TOP OF A HILL AND MY BIG BROTHER ONCE BUILT A BIG BONFIRE .IN THE BASEMENT RIGHT UNDER MOM IN HER KITCHEN AND MY SISTER'S BEDROOM, INCIDENTLY, I SAW MOHAMMED IN THE FIRE , IN FACT, HE SAID HE WAS MOHAMMED..... WITH A BIG BEARD.. HE SAID TO TELL HIS FOLLOWERS TO "NEVER TO KILL AGAIN"THAT THEY GOT THAT MESSAGE WRONG BEFORE......AND THERE WERE 'NO 72 VIRGINS FOR KILLERS, ONLY HELL FIRES', HE CLEARLY SAID......... (JUST THOUGHT I'D GET THAT IN WHILE I'VE GOT YOU ALL HERE, THE YOUNGER LEADER OF ARABIA NOW WANTS TO GET MORE ENTERTAINMENT THERE, PERHAPS GET THEM TO LIGHTEN UP WITH MICKEY MOUSE CARTOONS AT THEIR BEHEADINGS).........SO ANYWAY BACK TO MY CRAZY BROTHER, HE KEPT MOTIONING ME INTO THE BON FIRE........(I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY NAMED THEM BONFIRES, BON MEANS GOOD, IN FRENCH)...............ANYWAY, I RUSHED UP TO SAVE MOM AND THE FIRE DEPT HAD TO COME TO SAVE THE HOUSE......................THEN HE HAD TO PLAY IN A BIG OUTDOOR LOCKED CAGE MY DAD BUILT ESPECIALLY FOR HIM....................AND TO PROTECT MOM AND HOUSE.........THEN HE AND HIS FRIENDS REALLY HARASSED ME, ONE STOLE MY FOOD FROM MY PLATE, MY BROTHER ALWAYS HIT ON ALL MY YOUNG GIRL FRIENDS, HE WAS 5 YEARS OLDER................THEN THEY ALL MOVED AWAY AND I WAS LEFT WITH GRANDMA IN L.A.................I REMEMBER SHE LIVED ON CERRA GORDO AND THERE WAS A THREE LEGGED BLACK DOG I WAS AFRAID OF............I WAS LEFT UNTIL, THAT IS, I OBSERVED A BIG BOX TO BE SHIPPED SOMEWHERE AND GOT INSIDE WITH JARS OF PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY AND A CARTON OF MILK....................SO IN FOUR DAYS WE WERE ALL HAPPILY REUNITED AGAIN, ON A SECRET HIDDEN 1000 ACRE RANCH THEY BOUGHT MANY MILES FROM LA AND ANYWHERE..........MY BROTHER THEN STOLE ALL MY TOYS AND GAVE ME PLUGGED IN APPLIANCES TO PLAY WITH IN MY BATH......................IT'S A GOOD THING I'M A GUY, OR I WOULD HAVE HAD NO TOYS TO PLAY WITH, GROWING UP...........................AT THE SWIMMING HOLE HE AND HIS BIGGER FRIENDS TRYED TO DROWN ME ......AND ALSO PANTSED ME.............TO SHOW MY ITALIAN SALAMI SHRUNKEN TO A POLISH SAUSAGE............................I LEARNED TO SWIM LIKE A FISH,..BUT THE CAT FISH STILL NIBBLED WHEN I DOVE DEEP...................THEY'RE BOTTOM FEEDERS, I FOUND OUT...........................ON MY 12TH CHRISTMAS MY BROTHER FINALLY GAVE A ME PRESENT..A USED TENT, A SLEEPING BAG, AN OLD MAP OF THE NEXT COUNTY, A DEFECTIVE COMPASS AND A RIDE MILES UP INTO A DESERTED CANYON IN HIS LATEST HOT ROD..................WHEN I FINALLY FOUND MY WAY BACK HOME, A MONTH LATER....HE CLAIMED I HAD RUN AWAY, AND HE WAS LEFT IN CHARGE OF MY DOING MY CHORES, SO I DID MINE AND HIS TOO.............LIKE SEVERAL BOSSES I HAVE HAD SINCE............. AND HE PAID ME MY ALLOWANCE IN TRAVELLERS CHECKS...................MINUS HIS CUT.........................ALWAYS AT THE BUS DEPOT........................HIS DOG WAS JEALOUS TOO, AND GROWLED AND WOULDN'T LET ME IN WHEN I CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL.............MY ANKLE WAS HER FAVORITE BONE.......................AT TIMES SHE WOULD BARK, LEAD ME TO THE FRONT DOOR AND THEN MAKE IT CLEAR SHE WANTED ME TO MAKE LIKE A TREE .....AND LEAVE.........HE TRAINED HER WELL..........I NEVER GOT ANY LOVE... I CALLED HER DAIRY QUEEN BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS LEFT CHOCALATE ICE CREAM ONLY IN MY ROOM................................MY BIG BROTHER WOULD THEN TRY TO STICK MY NOSE IN IT.......................I HAD TO LEARN PUSH UPS AT A VERY EARLY AGE.....................THE NEXT CHRISTMAS HE GAVE ME A BAT.......... BUT IT FLEW AWAY.........................HE SAID HE WAS CHEATED.... IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SICK AND RABID...................I NEVER GOT TO DISNEYLAND, MY BROTHER LIED AND SAID MICKEY MOUSE DIED.........................I LEARNED ABOUT CAIN KILLING HIS LITTLE BROTHER ABEL AT SUNDAY SCHOOL, SO ALWAYS FEARING POISON, I BEGAN TO PRAY AFTER MEALS....................I WAS SO BEAT UP BY THIS TIME THAT WHEN THEY TALKED DIVORCE, AT MY CUSTODY HEARING NOBODY SHOWED UP!................................MY SISTER PUT UP A SIGN ON THE ROAD, 'LAST BOY BEFORE THE FREEWAY, FREE'...........ONCE SHE WAS WALKING IN HER SLEEP, MY BROTHER DIRECTED HER OUTSIDE, I TRIED TO GET HER INSIDE AND SAFE, SHE ARGUED WITH ME JUST LIKE SHE ALWAYS DID WHEN AWAKE........,,,,,,,,,,YOU CAN'T.CHANGE OR HELP SOME PEOPLE I REALIZED............ONE OF HER DOLLS HAD A BASHED IN HEAD, WHO DOES THAT, I FIGURED IT WAS ONE OF MY BROTHER'S LOSER FRIENDS, SHE HAD REJECTED ...THEN I READ ABOUT PALTERGEIST A GERMAN WORD MEANING A NOISY DISTRUCTIVE SPIRIT, USUALLY FOUND AROUND PUBESCENT GIRLS, THEN I READ ABIUT HYSTERIA, WHERE FREUD CONCLUDED IT WAS AN ALMOST TOTALLY FEMALE NEURSIS...SO I WAS TOTALLY CONFUSED ABOUT THE DOLL... BIG BROTHER BLAMED ME, AS USUAL................I WAS SO BEAT UP AND GROTESQUE FROM BUG BITES FROM MY MONTH IN THE WOODS, MY DAD FED ME CHILI BEANS ONLY WITH A BLOW GUN...................AND.MOM NO LONGER KISSED ME, SHE SAID SHE FELT LIKE WE WERE MORE LIKE DEAR FRIENDS..............................ONCE I HAD A PET HORSE FLY, BUT TOO HE LEFT ME FOR A PILE OF THE DOG'S CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM..........I NEVER GOT ANY LOVE.............I WAS TAKING BIOLOGY IN HIGH SCHOOL AND WHEN MY BROTHER WAS PUSHING ME TOWARDS A BROWN PILE ONE DAY, I REALLY COULD HEAR THE FLIES TALKING, LIKE TOURISTS IN THEIR SQUEAKY VOICES: ONE RUBBED HIS HIND LEGS TOGETHER AND A BURP CAME OUT.....................THE OTHERS THEN SAID HEY, SHOW SOME CLASS BIFF, WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A SIT DOWN DINNER HERE........................HE RESPONDED, 'HEY, DON'T JUMP ON ME I SAW TODD EATING PEOPLE FOOD'...............................'OHHH, GROSS,' THEY SAID AND ALL FLEW AWAY SAYING, 'TODD, SATURDAY NITE IS SO TOTALLY OFF'................... I REALIZED I'M NOT SO DIFFERENT FROM OTHER ANIMALS WHO CAN BE WAY COOLER THAN MY BROTHER AND HIS FRIENDS....................SO THEN I BECAME COOLER, DYED MY HAIR BLACK AND DANCED TO ELVIS AND HUNG WITH ONLY THE BEST LOOKING GIRLS IN SCHOOL, RODEO QUEENS AND MISS CALIFORNIA CONTESTANTS.....................I STAYED AWAY FROM HIM AND MY FACE HEALED AND I BECAMEL.A. COOL DUDE AROUND SCHOOL...................THEY CALLED ME HOLLYWOOD................I GOT ON THE FOOTBALL AND TRACK TEAMS, PRESIDENT OF THE DANCE CLUB, HALL GUARD, I WORKED OUT, DRESSED NICE...................I BECAME A STUDENT OF NATURE AND STARTED COLLEGE PREP COURSES, STOPPED SHOOTING EVERYTHING THAT MOVED, LIKE HE DID.......LIVING THINGS ARE SO MUCH PRETTIER AND INTERESTING..........................I STARTED READING EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE , NO LIBRARY.IN THE WOODS.............THE WOODS BECAME A LIVE THEATRE TO THE NEW ME..........I READ THE BOYSCOUT MANUAL FROM COVER TO COVER AND A SMALL ENCLYCOPEDIA...................MY GIRLFRIENDS WERE WAY ABOVE HIS PAYGRADE, SO HE WENT AFTER GIRLS IMPRESSED BY ALL THE CARS HE WOULD DRIVE AWHILE AND WRECK, WE HAD A PILE OF HIS WRECKS IN ONE PART OF THE RANCH.....................HE GOT GALS BECAUSE OF HIS POSSESSIONS, HIS CAR, LATER OTHER THINGS.....I GOT THEM BECAUSE OF MY POISE, CHARM AND COOL...................... I NOTICED THE TROUT IN OUR CREEKS AND THEIR COUSINS THE STEELHEAD IN OUR RIVERS AND THEN THEIR SALMON COUSINS BORN IN THE CREEKS , SWAM DOWN THE RIVERS TO THE OCEAN THEN SWAM UP THE RIVERS TO THE CREEKS TO START THE WHOLE THING ALL OVER AGAIN, EVOLUTION RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES...................... MY BROTHER SAID IT WAS JUST INTERSPECIES CHANGE, BUT THEN THE FISH CALLED TADPOLES, THEIR TAILS SHORTENED AND TINY ARMS AND LEGS STARTED GROWING THEN SHORTER TAILS AND LARGER LIMBS, THEN NO TAIL AND BIG ARMS AND HUGE LEGS, THEY WERE BULLFROGS THE COUSINS OF TAILESS TOADS, OBVIOUSLY DISTANT COUSINS OF APES AND MAN...........................SPEAKING OF SEA CREATURES, WHAT DO BRITISH SEA MONSTERS EAT? FISH AND SHIPS ,OF COURSE................ONE DAY I HEARD A KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND THEIR WAS MY DISTANT COUSIN A SNAIL, SO I PICKED HIM UP AND THREW HIM OVER A NEARBY BUSH SO HE WOULDN'T GET STEPPED ON...A YEAR LATER A KNOCK AND THERE HE WAS AGAIN, MAD SAYING " WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?'.................... SCIENCE IS FUN, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A CUTE CHROMESOME? YOU JUST PULL DOWN HER GENES...............................SO MY BROTHER SAID IT WAS ONLY A THEORY, I POINTED OUT OUT IN SCIENCE A THEORY IS CONSIDERED A FACT...........THAT THESE FISH WERE DIFFERENT SPECIES COULD NO LONGER MATE, HE SAID DO YOU MEAN SCREW? BY THEN I KNEW THAT SCIENCE HAD PROVED EVOLUTION THAT DRUGS WERE GOING OBSOLETE BECAUSE MICROBS WERE EVOLVING SO FAST THAT OUR DRUGS DIDN'T KILL THEM ANYMORE, THAT WE ALL EVOLVED FROM EARLY LIFE OF 3.7 BILLION YEARS AGO ON EARTH..................THEY REALLY WANTED TO GET RID OF ME, I WAS TOO EVOLVED INTELLICTUALLY FOR THEM ALL..................BY MY JUST KNOWING THE FACTS, MA'AM...........I GOT DEPRESSED I WENT TO THE LIBRARY TO CHECK OUT A BOOK ON SUICIDE, SMALL TOWN LIFE WAS SO BORING TO ME.............THEY SAID THESE COULDN'T BE CHECKED OUT BECAUSE THEY WERE NEVER EVER RETURNED...............................SO ON THAT LONELY CHRISTMAS EVE , I WENT ALL ALONE TO THE ONLY CHINESE RESTAURANT IN OUR LITTLE TOWN. THEY SAID THEY COULD NOT SERVE ME EITHER BECAUSE THEY WERE A FAMILY RESTAURANT ...................AND ANYWAY THEIR MENU SPECIALS WERE ONLY FOR TWO OR MORE PERSONS..........................SO I WENT TO OUR ONLY 24 HOUR PLACE AND THEY WERE CLOSING UP, I SAID HOW COME, YOUR SIGN SAYS 24 HOURS? HE SAID SOMEWHAT INDIGNANTLY, NOT IN ONE DAY..............................A VERY VERY SMALL TOWN.....................

I HAD AN UNCLE WHO BUILT A CABIN NEARBY, ACTUALLY A MILE AWAY,..................HE WAS A WWII KARATE EXPERT AND TAUGHT ME SOME, HE SAID YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, ONCE WHEN HE SALUTED HE GAVE HIMSELF A CONCUSSION ..............THAT'S WHAT HE SAID, I TAKE THAT WITH A GRAIN OF SALT AND 2 ASPIRIN FOR THE HEADACHE.................HE ALSO SAID WHEN HE WENT TO THE SAME PLACE FOR HIS 50TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY, HE WAS THE ONE CRYING IN THE BATHROOM ALL NIGHT....................HE ASKED ME ONCE WHAT WAS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A G-SPOTAND A GOLF BALL, HELL, I DIDN'T KNOW, HE SAID A REGULAR GUY WILL LOOK LONG AND HARD FOR A GOLF BALL BECAUSE THEY'RE VERY EXPENSIVE...........HE ALSO SAID I LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING THE DOG HAD BURIED AND WANTED TO FORGET, THAT WAS JUST AFTER MY BROTHER LEFT ME IN THE WOODS................NEXT,.MY BROTHER THEN ARRANGED TO HAVE SOME OF HIS CRAZY, LOSER BUDDIES TO LURE ME OFF [WE HAD SOME CRAZYS LIVING IN THE DEEP WOODS UP THERE, ONE THOUGHT HE WAS A CHICKEN, I ASKED WHY HIS FAMILY DIDN'T GET HIM THEARPY, THEY SAID: 'FRANKLY WE NEED THE EGGS',]..................................... AND, SO, MY BROTHER'S FRIENDS SENT MY DAD A NOTE DEMANDING $50 FOR MY RETURN, THEY SENT HIM A TIP OF MY LITTLE FINGER [ACTUALLY MY FINGERNAIL CLIPPINGS].................. THEY WANTED A NEW QUAD CARB, ALL THE RAGE THEN, FOR A HOTROD..................... HE WANTED MORE PROOF AND BEING A BIG SMOKER, HE PUT MY PICTURE ON A LUCKY STRIKES CIGARETTE PACKAGE. WELL, ACTUALLY JUST THE PACK IN HIS SHIRT POCKET....................FINALLY THEY SENT A LETTER HE COULDN'T IGNORE, SAYING IF HE DID NOT PAY HE WOULD DEFINATELY, DEFINATELY, SEE ME AGAIN VERY, VERY SOON, SO HE FOLDED..............................THESE LOSERS PRETTY MUCH RAN OUR LITTLE TOWN, LATER BECOMING MASONS, WITH THE ONE STOPLIGHT  OUR LITTLE TOWN WAS AT THEIR MERCY IF THEY SCREWED IT UP................... WITH THEIR SECRET LANGUAGE, THEY WERE CONFUSING AND  IMMUNE FROM THE COURTS.............. AND IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW THE SIDE STREETS, YOU COULD BE TIED UP FOR HOURS................................TO HANDLE MY BROTHER AND HIS FRIENDS I GOT STRONGER WITH PUSHUPS AND LEARNED HOW TO BOX.............I GOT ON THE FOOTBALL AND TRACK TEAMS..........I GOT A SCHOOL LETTER WHEN HE HADN'T............HIS JEALOUSY WAS UNBRIDLED, PLUS  HE HAD GRADUATED SO AS SMALL TOWN CUSTOM HE ALSO HAD TO GET A BRIDE...............I REMEMBER ALL OUR LIVES HE WAS CRAZY ABOUT CARS..CARS..SO THAT'S PROBABILY WHY HE TURNED OUT TO BE SUCH A BIG CRANK.................I SAVED UP, GOT MY OWN USED BIKE, AND FINALLY A GIRLFRIEND, SHE TOOK IT FOR A SPIN AND I HAVEN'T SEEN A EITHER OF THEM SINCE...........AND THE TOWN IS VERY SMALL.....................I MISSED DANCING CHEEK TO CHEEK, HER STUBBLE AGAINST MINE..........THERE WAS NO LOVE AT A TOUGH BLUECOLLAR SCHOOL IN THE BOONIES, A NEW TEACHER ASKED A BULLY  TO EXPLAIN THE THEORY OF GRAVITY, HE THREW HER OUT THE WINDOW..........................................SO, ONE DAY I WAS PLAYING CHESS WITH MY ONLY FRIEND CARL AND I SAID 'LET'S MAKE THIS GAME REALLY, REALLY INTERESTING, SO LIKE BOBBY FISCHER, WE TOTALLY QUIT PLAYING CHESS, FOREVER............AN EVENTUALLY, I TOOK THAT BUS AWAY TO THE NAVY TO BECOME HONOR MAN AT MY AVIATION ELECTRONICS SCHOOLS AND WENT TO HAWAII AND MIDWAY ISLANDS TO FLY EARLYWARNING SPY PLANES AGAINST THE RUSSIANS, CHINESE AND KOREANS...................ALSO BEING A LIFEGUARD AND CAPTAIN OF OUR SWIMMING TEAM.......................I NEVER GOT ANY REAL LOVE AT HOME, EVEN MY YOYO REJECTED ME, IT NEVER CAME BACK UP, AND MY UNCLES' YOYO NEVER CAME BACK UP, EITHER.......................IN THE NAVY LATER, STATIONED IN HAWAII I FINALLY GOT AN OLDER FIANCE WHO SAID SHE LOVED ME FOREVER, WHEN I GOT A NEWER CAR SHE TOOK A SPIN AROUND THE BLOCK AND SHE HASN'T BEEN SEENAGAIN.........................AND HAWAII'S NOT THAT BIG AN ISLAND ........................WELL, SHE WAS KIND OF FAT IONCE PICKED HER UP ON A CORNER AND A POLICEMAN HAD GIVEN HER A TICKET FOR REFUSING TO BREAK IT UP....................AND I DON'T MISS GOING DOWN TO THE PIER AND HAVING ALL THE FISHERMEN ASKING WHAT KIND OF LURE I USED ON HER, THAT'S FOR SURE.................ONE ALWAYS INSISTED HER HAD COUGHT ONE BEFORE AND IT WASN'T BAD EATING.............SHE SAID SHE USED TO FLY EVERWHERE AS  A TWA STEWARDESS ASKING, 'WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TWA TEA?'..................THEY SAID SHE'D SEEN MORE CEILINGS IN ROME THAN MICHELANGLO..........................THAT REMINDS ME, EVEN THE OLD DINASAURS HAD THE SAME DNA AS US, WONDER WHAT THEY CALLED A PLAYBOY DINASAUR? A LICK-A-LOTTA-PUS?....................THE NAVY WASN'T ALL BAD, I BECAME AN ELECTRONICS EXPERT, LIFEGUARD, BOAT SAILOR, PISTOL SHOOTER, SURFER, SCUBA DIVER, ETC., ETC.........SO, WHAT'S LONG AND HARD AND FULL OF SEAMEN?..................A SUBMARINE OF COURSE, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING/..............WHERE ARE THE HEADLIGHTS ON A SUBMARINE? IN THE HEAD OF COURSE...................................YEAH, I MISSED HER, SHE WASN'T A RAVING BEAUTY, WELL, SOMETIMES SHE RAVED IF I WAS LATE FEEDING HER.............AND SHE WOULD SCREAM DURING SEX, ESPECIALLY IF I WALKED IN ON HER.......................MY RELIGION WAS NOW THE UNIVERSAL UNITERIAN CHURCH, EVERYONE GETS TO GO TO HEAVEN AND GOD IS WHAT YOU CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IN..........FOR ME NATURE AND SCIENCE OF COURSE..............AND A LOVING WIFE, IF I EVER FOUND ONE................[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[YES, SOME JOKES SEEM OLD, BUT HUMOR IS FULL OF SIMILIARITIES, AND YOU HAVE TO TREAT IT LIKE AN OLD FAVORITE SONG MEDLEY, THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO EVER TOTALLY DISAPPEAR, LIKE AN OLD FASHIONED JUKEBOX YOU FIND NEAR AN OLD LAKE YOU NEVER VISITED BEFORE]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]   NOW COULD YOU PLEASE TURN DOWN THE VOLUME ON YOUR HOT AIR GUITAR, THANKS, FOR UNDERSTANDING.....................YES IT'S TOUGH FOR ME, I CAN'T EVEN GET PITY SEX FROM PAID HOOKERS, NOW................... QUESTION: IF GRASS COULD CRY WOULD YOU STILL MMOW IT DOWN?..................WHAT IF IT CRIED ALL THE BLOODY TIME, EVEN AT NITE..NEW MOMS CAN IDENTIFY WITH THAT............AH YES, I COULD HAVE WRITTEN A WHOLE ROMANTIC STORY ABOUT HER, BUT SOMEBODY BEAT ME TO IT, "THE HOUND OF THE BASKERVILLES".........................YOU READ IT?.............AW, TOO BUSY SHOOTING THINGS, YOUR LOSS..............I'M OLDER NOW BUT I REALLY DO FEEL JUST LIKE A THIRTY YEAR OLD, BUT I DON'T SEE ANY TONIGHT SO I'LL SETTLE FOR A FRISKY 50 YEAR OLD...................  DOES ANY SWEET LADY WANT TO EXCHANGE A SWEET HUG  WITH A FELLOW WHO NEVER GOT ANY LOVE?...............NO TAKERS...............I NEVER GET ANY LOVE...........YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE, KEEP SMILING I'M DR. HOLLYWOOD AND THANKS FOR NOTHIGN................................OH, YOU YOU DUDES, MY STREET NAME IS DR. HOLLYWOOD LANE...............OR IF YOU DON'T GET THAT...................DR HOLLYWOOD STREET OR JUST DR. HOLLYWOOD ST. PERIOD..........OKAAAY, DENN WE GOOD?