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Wednesday, May 29, 2024
IT APPEARS THAT AI IS GOING TO MAKE JOBS OBSOLETE. THIS IS NOT THE WOKE ELITE CAUSING THIS, THIS IS THE GIANT CORPORATIONS [LIKE GIANT BLACKSTONE, [TRUMP'S BIGGEST SUPPORTER, WHO HE SOLD OUT TO] WHICH IS PROBABILY BIGGER THAN THE WHOLE U.S.A ECONOMY, AND GREEDY] WHO BACK TRUMP [BECAUSE HE MAKES IT SO THEY PAY NO TAXES, YOU AND I HAVE TO PAY ALL THE TAXES UNDER TRUMP] SO, WE SO CALLED ELITES, WHO ARE ALSO POOR FOLKS, HONESTLY FEEL SORRY FOR MINORITIES AND SOCIAL OUTCASTS [BECAUSE OUR MOTHERS TAUGHT US TO BE LIKE JESUS]. WE ARE NOT ELITES, JUST GOOD WORKING PEOPLE [JUST LIKE THE MAGAS] AND WE ARE NOT WHO THE TRUMPERS SHOULD FEAR. IT'S THE GIANT SECRET CORPORATIONS BEHIND THE SCENES, WHO ARE PITTING MAGA AGAINST REGULAR PEOPLE, THE REAL CORPORATE ELITES WHO WANT TO TAKE YOUR JOB AWAY WITH AI, AND YOUR HOME, ARE THESE CORPORATE GIANTS THAT WANT TO PUT US ALL OUT OF OUR JOBS; THAT'S WHY WE SHOULD UNITE , MAKE THE CORPORATIONS PAY TAXES, GIVE US FAIR WAGES AND LET US SET UP UNIONS TO PROTECT OUR JOBS, OUR FAMILIES AND OUR AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE, JUST LIKE JOE BIDEN HAS BEEN DOING.I DON'T THINK MAGAS OR SO CALLED WOKES ARE ANY DIFFERENT ON THAT SCORE. WE'RE ALL WORKING AMERICANS WHO LOVE OUR FAMILIES AND OUR COUNTRY, SO LET'S UNITE AND MAKE IT BETTER.LET'S UNITE AND VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN WHO WANTS US TO HAVE FAIR PAY, UNIONS, AND HAVE THE GIANT CORPORATIONS PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE OF TAXES... READ ON FOR MORE BRILLIANT INSIGHTS FROM REGULAR PEOPLE, NOT RICH ELITES...
Tuesday, May 28, 2024
[washington whispers, not important enough to diserve caps.] bill maher doesn't deserve capital letters. he is a minor comedic, and political mind who wants to be taken as a mental giant. he claims to be a libertarian, a group set up by a billionaire, to trick arrogent working men out of voting for their own benefit, namely, Democrat... to their credit they booed trump at his last meeting with them. whereas maher seems to like trump and laughs at our fear of his almost pulling a coup and now sure to get one on his second go around. maher thinks he can be a gadfly about everything, fanatic muslims and now trump. needless to say maher is the actual fool...also, there's a chap from canada who calls himself dr. jordan, he is a psychologist [the non-md type], who goes around calling everyone a communist if they don't want to be called faggot,.. maga love his podcast of course, he doesn't follow science, but talks about the christmas tree like it is a huge christian symbol that came from the bible, instead of the anti-christian saxons and druids. he is now totally unscientific which is why his silly nonhistoric, trump -type-all-made-up-'facts' podcast is so popular with the uneducated... read more for brilliant thought...
Saturday, May 25, 2024
KENNEDY HAS POINTED OUT QUITE CORRECTLY THAT TRUMP AS PRESIDENT COMMANDED THE WORSE ILLEGAL DICTATORIAL RESTRICTIONS OF ANY PRESIDENT AGAINST OUR CONSTITUTION, BY CLOSING CHURCHES, STOPPING TRAVEL, ARRESTS, CLOSING AND HARMING BUSINESSES, AND OTHER ILLEGAL AND ARBITRARY ACTIONS, WORSE THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT INCLUDING LINCOLN'S HORRIBLE RESTRICTIONS OF HABEOUS CORPUS AND MANY ON THE SPOT EXECUTIONS OF PURPORTED SPIES, DURING THE CIVIL WAR. AND NOW, TRUMP'S THREATS TO BE A DICTATOR FROM DAY ONE, ARE EVEN WORSE, TRUMP IS THE WORSE THREAT TO YOUR FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY THAT AMERICA WILL EVER SEE. DO YOU WANT TO BE PUT IN PRISON? DO YOU WANT YOUR CHILD SHOT FOR A TRAFFIC VIOLATION BY A MAGA POLICEMAN? WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT TRUMP'S AMERICA WILL LOOK LIKE, JUST LIKE COMMUNIST RUSSIA WHEN STALIN KILLED MILLIONS.. .READ ON FOR MORE SAD, BUT VERY REAL, TRUTHS ABOUT CRAZY, VENGEFUL, RUTHLESS TRUMP.
Thursday, May 23, 2024
IF IMMIGRANT MR. ELON MUSK WANTS TO EXPLORE SPACE HE NEEDS A 'TELESCOPE" THAT CAN DETECT PHOTOSYNTHESIS ON A TARGET PLANET, AND A MEANS OF EXTENDING LIFE [POSSIBLY BY PILLS THAT GIVE US HUGE INFUSIONS OF STEM CELLS COMBINED WITH GENETIC MODIFICATION THROUGH CRISPR- R 9, AND OTHER AREAS OF SCIENCE] FOR EXTENDED SPACE TRAVEL; AS WELL AS FASTER SHIPS POSSIBLY BEING LAUNCHED FROM THE MOON [WITH LESS EXIT GRAVITY], AND HITCHING RIDES ON LARGE ASTEROIDS UNTIL WITHIN CLOSER RANGE OF OUR TARGET PLANETS. NATURALLY, WITH ONE WAY TRIPS BEING THE NORM. DOES THIS BEGIN TO MAKE SENSE AS A NEXT [COLUMBUS VOYAGE] SCENARIO, FOR LONG SPACE VOYAGES ?THE DR. FERMI PARADOX IS THAT : THE MILKY WAY GALAXY BEING SO OLD, WITH TRILLIONS OF PLANETS,WHY HASN'T SOMEONE WITHIN IT CONTACTED US BY NOW? DR. FERMI WAS THE FIRST TO SPIT A URANIUM ATOM [WORKED ON MAHATTAN PROJECT, ETC.] AND WAS A GREAT STATISTICIAN..WITH REGARD TO SPACE TRAVEL, PLANETS WITH PLANTS WOULD BE A SAFER TARGET FOR TRAVEL... SO IMMIGRANT MR. MUSK SHOULD HEED THESE THOUGHTS OF MINE, DR. YOURS TRULY...INSTEAD OF WASTING HIS VALUABLE TIME ON PLANTLESS PLANETS...READ ON FOR MORE FIGGPOST ORIGINAL BRILLIANCE...
Wednesday, May 22, 2024
"CARROT FACE CAPONE"TRUMP HAS LIED AGAIN ABOUT GOOD HONEST, FAMILY MAN JOE BIDEN, IN HOPES HE WILL GET ONE OF HIS MAGA CRAZIES SO WORKED UP THAT HE WILL KILL OUR SWEET PRESIDENT COMMON MAN JOE BIDEN. TRUMP IS A NINJA PERJURY MACHINE BUT THERE ARE STUPID CRAZIES WHO ARE OBSESSED WITH HIM. SO CLEARLY, TRUMP HIMSELF IS A DOUBLE DANGER TO OUR COUNTRY AND OUR BELOVED KINDLY PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN, WITH EVERY LIE LIKE THIS TRUMP UTTERS, WE THINK THE MILITARY SHOULD TAKE TRUMP OUT OR ARREST HIM. IMMEDIATELY, SO HE STOPS SAYING ALL THESE GROSS LIES, WHICH THREATEN THE LIFE OF THE PRISIDENT OF AMERICA, WHO IS ALSO THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. TRUMP LIES THAT HE CREATED MILLIONS OF JOBS WHEN ACTUALLY HE LOST 50 MILLION JOBS TO CHINA AND JOE BIDEN NOT ONLY GOT US BACK THOSE 50 MILLION. BIDEN ALSO CREATED ANOTHER 100 MILLION NEW JOBS AND TOOK AWAY TECHNICAL COMPUTER MAUFACTUREING JOBS FROM CHINA TO THE TUNE OF ANOTHER 25 MILLION NEW JOBS THAT TRUMP HAD LOST TO CHINA... THESE ARE GREAT JOBS PAYING OVER 100,000 DOLLARS A YEAR. AND, YES, THE PRICE OF GAS AND EGGS ARE MUCH, MUCH LOWER THAN THEY WERE WHEN TRUMP ALLOWED COVID INTO AMERICA, TO KILL 2 MILLION INNOCENT AMERICANS. WE ALL SURMISE THAT ONCE TRUMP IS CONVICTED HE WILL TAKE HIS JET AND ESCAPE TO GET SANCTUARY FROM HIS ASSHOLE BUDDY DICTATOR PUTIN, THEN HE WILL BLAB ALL OF AMERICA'S TOP MILITARY SECRETS SO HE IS A DOUBLE THREAT TO AMERICA AND DEMOCRACY...WHEN- WILL -THIS- TRUMP-MAGA-NIGHTMARE- END ?? VOTE- EVERY- ELECTION-VOTE- ONLY- DEMOCRAT !! READ ON FOR MORE REVEALED REALITIES...
Saturday, May 11, 2024
LET'S LET JOE BIDEN HAVE THE VOTES TO HAVE A DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS TO PASS HIS LAWS MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN BY WHAT HE IS ALREADY DOING, BUILDING AMERICAN MANUFACTORING LEADERSHIP IN THE WORLD AND REPAIRING OUR AGED INFRASTRUCTURE; INSTEAD OF ELECTING TRUMP WHO WILL JUST GIVE CORPORATIONS AND BILLIONAIRES TAXFREE STATUS, LIKE HE DID IN HIS CHAOTIC FIRST TERM. TRUMP NEVER KEPT ANY OF HIS PROMISES, JOE BIDEN KEPT THEM AND A WHOLE LOT MORE FOR WORKING FOLKS. TRUMP IS CRAZY, HE'S A RAPIST, HE CANCELLED ROE V. WADE, HE STOLE AMERICAN SECRETS AND GAVE THEM TO OUR ENEMIES, RUSSIA, CHINA, NORTH KOREA. HE IS MORE DEMENTED AND CRAZY NOW THAN EVER BEFORE; HE WANTS TO RULE LIKE CRIMINAL EMPEROR PUTIN , A DICTATORSHIP WHICH WILL MAKE AMERICA THE WORSE ECONOMY AND MAKE US THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE WORLD; HE HAS BEEN CHARGED AND CONVICTED BY THOUSANDS OF ORDINARY PEOPLE AS JURORS AND GRAND JURORS [NOT SOME FICTIONAL DEEP STATE] ; HE REALLY IS A NEW YORK CRIMINAL BOSS LIKE AL CAPONE. VOTE YES FOR JOE BIDEN AND ALL DEMOCRATS ON THE BALLOT, TO GET SUBSTANTIAL JUSTICE FOR ALL HONEST WORKING AMERICANS.
Tuesday, May 7, 2024
NIXON WAS A PRESIDENT WHO HAD BAD PEOPLE WHO VIOLATED THE LAW AND HE WAS THEIR BOSS AND COVERED IT UP, TRUMP IS A MAN WHO IS A CROOK AND THEN BECAME A PRESIDENT. AL CAPONE WAS NOT NAILED FOR HIS LIFE OF CRIME UNTIL THEY GOT HIM ON SOMETHING AS BASIC AS TAXES... SO, NIXON WAS A PRESIDENT WHO BECAME A CROOK; TRUMP WAS A CROOK WHO BECAME A PRESIDENT. ALL WERE REPUBLICANS WHO LOVE MONEY AND POWER..., .ALL OF THEM SHOULD BE IN PRISON TO PROTECT THE PUBLIC AND OUR DEMOCRACY......READ ON FOR MORE PEARLS OF INSIGHT...
Friday, May 3, 2024
THE CLAIM BY TRUMP THAT THIS FEDERAL CODE SECTION CAN'T APPLY TO N.Y. STATE LAWS IS TOTAL REPUBLICAN BULLPUCKY, OF COURSE [ALL REPUBLICAN NEWS IS ALMOST COMPLETELY FALSE BULLPUCKY, THEY ARE THE PARTY OF CRIMINALS, GRIFTERS, NAZIS AND TRAITORS NOW, SINCE THE LIES OF REAGAN, WHEN HE TRADED ILLEGALLY WITH THE IRANIANS AND GAVE THEM OUR TOP SECRET CRUISE MISSILES [WHICH THEY RECENTLY USED AGAINST ISRAEL] AND KEPT OUR AMERICANS IN IRANIAN PRISON UNTIL REAGAN 'WON' THE ELECTION AGAINST JIMMY CARTER [AN HONEST CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT] ]. TO BE SURE ABOUT THE LAW, WE CONSULTED WITH A BRILLIANT TOP ATTORNEY WHO TOOK A FEDERAL LAW APPLIED IT TO CALIFORNIA LAW, AND ELIMINATED CALIFORNIA'S LAWS FIXING THE PRICE OF ALCHOLIC BEVERAGES FOR 60 PLUS YEARS. BOTH THE CALIFORNIA AND U.S. SUPREME COURTS AGREED WITH HIS BRILLIANT INTERPRETATION AND ANALYSIS OF THE LAW 100%... HE IS NONE OTHER THAN THE MODEST BUT LOCALLY FAMOUS, BRILLIANT DR. W.D. FIGG-HOBLYN, ESQ., J.D. WHO AFTER FLYING A SPY PLANE AGAINST THE CHINESE AND RUSSIANS IN HIS LATE TEENS, WORKED HIS WAY THROUGH [SOME OF WHICH WAS IN TEACHING ELECTRONICS TO OTHER NAVY ELECTROIC EXPERTS ON TREASURE ISLAND NAVAL BASE] AND RECEIVED HIS DOCTORATE IN LAW IN THE TOP OF HIS CLASS FROM U. C. BERKELEY. AGAIN THIS WAS ALSO A CASE OF A FEDERAL LAW BEING APPLIED FOR THE FIRST TIME TO STATE LAW TO ACHIEVE A RESULT..AS HE POINTS OUT THE STATE LAW WAS CONTROLLED BY THE FEDERAL LAW BECAUSE FEDERAL LAW HAS PREEMPTION TO STATE LAW. THAT'S WHY IF TRUMP AND THE REPUBLICANS WIN THE PRESIDENCY AND THE CONGRESS THEY CAN PASS A FEDERAL LAW AGAINST ABORTION AND NO STATE LAW, EVEN A CONSTITUION CAN STAND AGAINST IT, BY THE SAME TOKEN, IF THE WOMEN VOTERS OF AMERICA AND THE MEN WHO LOVE THEM VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT IN THIS AND IN ALL ELECTIONS IN THE FUTURE, THE REPUBLICANS CAN'T DO THAT... AND INSTEAD, PRESIDENT BIDEN AND A DEMOCRATIC SENATE AND HOUSE WILL DO THE DEMOCRATIC THING AND MAKE ABORTION AND WOMENS' HEALTH CARE TOTALLY UP TO THE WOMEN, HER DOCTOR AND HER FAMILY, TO HAVE HER CHILD WHEN SHE ALONE DECIDES, OR DECIDES NOT TO HAVE AN UNHEALTHY OR DEAD FETUS, OR BECAUSE OF RAPE OR INCEST, THAT IS THE DEMOCRATIC WAY NO GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION IN YOUR LIFE, ALSO, DEMOCRATS WILL ALSO TAKE AWAY THE REPUBLICAN IMPOSED LONG PRISON TERMS FOR POT AND OTHER HARMLESS THINGS.AS WELL IF ELECTED IN A MAJORITY...AND ALSO, STOP THE DISCRIMINATION AGAINST LGDBTQ AND ALL MINORITIES AND WORK TOWARDS TOWARDS TRUE EQUALITY IN THE LAWS FOR ALL AMERICANS ... READ ON FOR MORE TRUTH IN OPINION AND POLITICS THANK YOU...
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