READ @ FIGGPOST.COM TO GET THE LATEST FIGGYPUDDING HUMOR 'S "NEWS", MORE HONEST THAN FOX, BIPARTISAN, FAUX NEWS & HUMOR & PARODY & SATIRE, BRING MOCK BACK TO DEMOCRACY, LATEST TRUMP' LIES...WAKE UP & SMELL THE TURDS AMERICA,THE REPUBLICANS REJECT CLIMATE CHANGE, THIS YEAR IS A HEAT RECORD CALIF. DRYING UP AND FLORIDA FILLING UP WITH OCEAN FLOODING, REPUBLICANS, ENEMIES OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAVE BEEN BOUGHT OUT BY CORPORATIONS, BIG OIL, PHARMA, ETC.
Thursday, December 29, 2022
MANY OF TODAY'S MASS SHOOTINGS ARE BEING CAUSED BY TWITTER BEING WIDE OPEN TO TALIBAN, MAGA AND OTHER RIGHT WING CRAZINESS, MUSK BULLSHIT HAS TO GO TWITTER IS TOO UNIVERSAL AND IMPORTANT FOR WORLD DEMOCRACY AND PEACE TO BE OWNED BY A LYING REPUBLICAN, SELF CENTERED NARCISSIST; IT SHOULD BE TAKEN OVER BY AMERICAN PUBLIC TV AND RADIO, NPR. HOW DO YOU VOTE?
UBER-RICH CHAP SAYS SOCIALISM MAKES WORKERS TODAY NOT WILLING TO WORK; THAT'S TOTAL, TYPICAL CORPORATE REPUBLICAN BULLSHIT, OF COURSE... BY THE WAY, ELON MUSK'S PLAN TO LIVE ON MARS IS FARFETCHED, THE COSMIC RAYS WILL KILL EVERYONE WITHIN 10 YEARS EVEN IF THEY ARE ALWAYS INDOORS, IT GOES THROUGH EVERYTHING, THE GROUND IS POISON, THE DUST STORMS WILL CUT OFF SOLAR ENERGY FOR OVER A YEAR AT TIMES, THE ATMOSPHERE IS THIN AND TOXIC, GOOD PLACE FOR THE BORING COMPANY, LIVE DEEP UNDERGROUND, ELON GOOD BUDDY...YOU HAVE TO GET BEHIND LIFE EXTENSTION RESEARCH TO LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO PERSONALLY MAKE THAT GOAL POSSIBLE, BRO.[ HE USES THIS AS A EXCUSE TO HAVE SO MUCH MONEY IN ONE PERSON, IT'S A SCAM, ...REPUBLICANS HAVE ALL SORTS OF BULLSHIT REASONS TO JUSTIFY THAT THEY WANT THE RICH AND WANT THE RICH CORPORATIONS TO PAY NO TAXES [TRICKLE DOWN IS TOTAL BULLSHIT, SO NOW IT'S SAVING FOR A TRIP TO MARS], WHEREAS, BILL GATES ADMITS HE SHOULD PAY MORE TAXES] ACTUALLY, LIBERAL, PROGRESSIVE, EDUCATED AMERICAN WORKERS ARE GETTING WISE TO THE FACT THAT REPUBLICAN CORPORATION BOSSES ARE HEARTLESS SOCIOPATHS WHO WILL FIRE TENS OF THOUSANDS ON CHRISTMAS EVE [MUSK] WITHOUT ANY REMORSE, [THESE SMART WORKERS ARE ALL VOTING DEMOCRAT FOR EVERY OFFICE EVERY ELECTION] THAT REPUBLICAN CORPORATE BOSSES WILL CHEAT WORKERS OUT OF DECENT PAY, OVERTIME, BENEFITS, PAY RAISES AND EVERYTHING ELSE, SO DON'T GIVE US THE SOCIALISM BULLSHIT, ASSHOLES, ESPECIALLY. MUSK CLAIMS TO HAVE ASPERGERS SYNDROME, WE THINK IT'S ASSHOLEBURGERS, HE FIRES PEOPLE FOR JUST GIVING HIM GOOD ADVICE, JUST LIKE TRUMP. HE DID NOT START ANY OF HIS COMPANIES, HE BOUGHT THEM GOT GOVT. LOANS AND THEN FUCKED THEM UP UNTIL SOMEONE HE EMPLOYED DECIDED TO WORK ALL NIGHT AND DAY TO STRAIGHTENED OUT MUSK'S MESS.[ HE DID HAVE THE BRAINS ENOUGH TO REALIZE AND BACK SOME OF THEM, SO, VIOLA] ... YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL THE NEW CAR FART SMELL OF A BURNING TESLA? ELON'S MUSK... HE DIDN'T EVEN COME UP WITH PAYPAL, AND ISN'T SHOWN TO EVEN HAVE OWNED IT, THAT SPUN OFF FROM A FAILING COMPANY HE CREATED THEN SOLD FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO FIX... HE HAS SPACEX BUT THAT WAS FIXED BY OUT OF WORK NASA TRAINED EXPERTS. YES, ELON ALL MEDIA COMPANIES DO CONTROL THEIR CONTENT, IT'S CALLED 'NOT YELLING FIRE IN A CROWDED THEATRE', AN OLD CONCEPT FROM THE SUPREME COURT...ALL AMERICANS KNOW ABOUT IT FROM GRADE SCHOOL, SINCE YOUR ARE A STRICT SEGREGATIONIST FROM SOUTH AFRICA, YOU CAN 'T GET YOUR HEAD AROUND SUCH CONCEPTS, AND THAT'S NOT BEING WOKE, IT'S FROM A LONG AGO U.S. SUPREME COURT DECISION BEFORE THE COURT WAS CONTROLLED BY REPUBLICAN, CORPORATE RACISTS PUT IN BY REPUBLICANS McCONNELL AND TRUMP... SO, WHAT DO BOOBS AND TOYS HAVE IN COMMON? THEY WERE ORIGINALLY DESIGNED FOR CHILDREN BUT DADDYS WIND UP DOING MOST OF THE PLAYING WITH THEM, LOL, READ ON FOR MORE PARODIES OF THE AMERICAN LAZY %2 REPUBLICANS RUINING OUR DEMOCRACY...VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT FOR EVERY ELECTION AND EVERY OFFICE, SAVE DEMOCRACY, TAX THE CORPORATIONS %60 PERCENT AND INCREASE SOCIAL SECURITY BY %100 ...
Friday, December 16, 2022
MIKE DAVIS IS AN UNEDUCATED JERK WHO IGNORES TRUMP'S THEFT OF 10000'S OF SECRET NUCLEAR FILES SOLD THEM AND LAUGHED AT AMERICA WHILE DOING IT... TWITTER SHOULD HAVE TOTALLY BANNED; HE IS A BORING, FAKE NEWS REJECT; AN ELECTION DENIER, A DEMOCRACY DENIER...DISH SHOULD ALSO DUMP HIM AND PUT IN AN UNBIASED PODCASTER, KIRK IS SO BOORRRINNNGGG, READING ALL THE TIME; JUST LIKE THE LATEST TRUMP EGO TYPE IN THE NEWS, ELON MUSK; HE IS JUST A BUSINESS VENTURE CAPITALIST, A GRUMPY, BOSSY VENTURE CAPITALIST, ACTS LIKE A KNOW-IT-ALL, YET NOT EVEN A DECENT CODER, WE UNDERSTAND. WE READ THAT HIS CODES WERE SO CONVOLUTED AND WORDY THAT THEY WERE CALLED 'HAIR BALLS', LOL, HAHAHA, HAR, HAR, HAR. JUST SO FUNNY FROM THE GUY WHO INSISTS ON BEING CALLED 'TECKNO-KING' ...JUST TWO MORE THIN-SKINNED, STABLE GENIUS [NOT], OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, HARDY HAR HAR ... A MATCHED PAIR OF NOTHINGBURGERS...YOU SEE FIGGPOST HAS IT ALL, IN U.S. POLITICS.. THE BIBLE ONLY HAS PARODY , WE HAVE IRONY, PARODY AND SARCASM ALL ROLLED UP INTO A HUMOROUS SANTA BAG... INCIDENTLY, WHY DOES SANTA HAVE SUCH A BIG BAG? BECAUSE HE ONLY GETS TO COME ONCE A YEAR...READ MORE, LAUGH MORE AND LEARN MORE, FOR SOME REAL MYSTERIES SOLVED...FIGGPOST.COM...TELL YOUR FRIENDS...
Sunday, December 4, 2022
WE WERE RIGHT! LIZ CHENY WAS RIGHT ! THE FAKE, ILLEGITIMATE, RUSSIAN FRAUD ELECTED PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST BREACHED HIS OATH OF OFFICE AND ADMITTED HE SUPPORTED THE OVERTHROW OF THE AMERICAN DEMOCRACY AND CONSTITUTION SO HE COULD BE A DICTATOR (AS HE PREVIOUSLY SAID TO THE DICTATOR OF CHINA WHEN HE VISITED AND DID TRUMP CORPORATE BUSINESS THERE.), JUST AS HE ATTEMPTED WITH HIS GANGS OF NAZI OATH KEEPERS AND PROUDBOYS ON JANUARY 6, 2021. AND NOT A SINGLE REPUBLICAN OFFICE HOLDER DISPUTES HIS OATH OF TREASON. ALL OF THEM SUPPORT HIM IN THIS, TRUMP'S CLEAR REAFIRMATION OF TREASON. McCONNELL AND McCARTHY SHOULD ALSO BE TRIED AND IMPEACHED AS THE LEADERS OF THESE ELITE RICH FAT CAT CORPORATE REPUBLICAN CONSTITUTION DENIERS AFTER TAKING AN OATH TO UPHOLD OUR CONSTITUTION... A FARMER WAS CHECKING HIS POND ON HIS PROPERTY WHEN HE HEARD GIGGLERS SWIMMING NUDE IN THE POND, WHO ACCUSED HIM OF BEING A PEEPING TOM AND THEY WOULDN'T COME OUT OF THE WATER BECAUSE HE WAS THERE AND THEY WERE NUDE . THE FAST THINKING FARMER JUST SAID, HE WASN'T PEEPING HE DIDN'T CARE IF HE SAW THEM NAKED OR NOT, HE WAS JUST OUT THERE AT THE POND TO FEED HIS BIG PET ALLIGATORS, THAT THEY GET MIGHTY HUNGRY AROUND FEEDING TIME, HARDY HAR, HAR... READ ON FOR MORE FIGGPOST.COM PARODY, IRONY, AND HUMOR...READ US EVERY DAY FOR YOUR DAILY CHUCKLE...
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