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Monday, June 23, 2025
CALIFORNIA THANKS YOU TRUMP, YOU HAVE ATTACKED THE BLUE STATES MEXICANS [FOR POLTICAL REASONS} AND THEREBY SCARED THE BAD GUY GANGMEN INTO THE RED STATES, SO CALIFORNIA DOESN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM, HURRAH, AND YOU HAVE ENCOURAGED OUR OWN WORKING MEXICANS TO HIDE FROM THE CITY, NOW PICKING OUR BUDDING CROPS CHEAPLY, WHILE CREATNG MORE JOBS ALLOWING OUR BELOVED HOMELESS CALIFORNIANS TO GET BACK INTO THE WORKFORCE AGAIN, EASING ANOTHER PROBLEM. ALSO, YOU HAVE GIVEN OUR NATIONAL GUARDSMEN AND WOMEN MORE OVERTIME PAY TO INCREASE THEIR INCOME THAT THEY ALL SPEND IN CALIFORNIA STORES.BRINGING OUR ECONOMY BACK FROM YOUR PANDEMIC YOU STUPIDLY LET IN FROM CHINA [BIDEN AND OBAMA ALWAYS QUARANTINED FOLKS WITH EBOLA, AND OTHER PANDEMICS, NOT YOU, TACO DUMMY]. MOREOVER, WE THANK YOU TACO TRUMP BECAUSE YOU HAVE CREATED MORE OVERTIME MONEY FOR OUR POLICE AND OUR OWN LOCAL ICE EMPLOYEES ARE GETTNG MORE FEDERAL OVERTTIME PAY, TOO. SO, NATURALLY THIS ALSO ADDS UP TO MORE INCOME TAXES FOR THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO SPEND AS WE CHOOSE ON BEAUTIFUL, BIDEN DEMOCRAT INSPIRED, INFRASTRUCTURE REPAIR SO OUR HIWAYS AND ROADS ARE THE BEST IN THE RUNDOWN NATION, ESPECIALLY THOSE RUN DOWN RED STATES WHERE THE REPUBLICANS REFUSE TO SPEND A PENNY ON THINGS FOR THEIR CITIZENS, INCLUDING LIFESAVNG HEALTHCARE. DAMS TO PROTECT AGAINST KILLER FLASH FLOODS [LIKE TEXAS DOESN'T], AND YET OUR PROPERTY TAXES ARE THE LOWEST IN THE WHOLE USA., SORRY RED STATES FOLKS, MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL GET A DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT TO GIVE YOU BACK SOME OF YOUR TAXES, INSTEAD OF GIVING THE CORPS. LOOPHOLES AND BIG TAX CUTS THAT RAISE THE DEBT AND DEFICIT., LIKE THE REPUBLICANS DO , AGAIN, AGAIN AND AGAIN, WHEN ARE YOU FOLKS GOING TO LEARN, EXCEPT THEY HAVE FUCKED UP YOUR SCHOOLS SO YOUR KIDS DON'T LEARN ABOUT SNEAKY REPUBLICAN POLITICAL TRICKS , SORRY...LOL.
Friday, June 20, 2025
NEW YORK TIMES HAS AN EXCELLENT ARTICLE ON HOW TRUMP THE REAL ESTATE SALESMAN KNOWS HOW TO GIVE ALL SIDES THE ANSWERS THEY WANT TO HEAR TO WIN THEIR VOTE; NO MATTER THAT HE IS SPOUTING TOTAL CONFLICTING LIES. FOLKS NEW TO SERIOUS POLITICS MUST REALIZE HE IS NOT LIKE OTHER TRUTHFUL DEMOCRATS BUT MORE LIKE ALL REPUBLICANS, LIE, LIE, LIE, DON'T BUY A USED CAR FROM THEM, MUCH LESS GIVE THEM YOUR VOTE...READ ON...
Wednesday, June 18, 2025
THE DEMOCRATS RUNNING FOR OFFICE ARE ALMOST ALL THINKING: "IF ELECTED WE WILL DEPORT ANY AND ALL CRIMINALS AND IMMIGRANTS WHO HAVE FACIAL AND NECK TATOOS;" ELIMINATING MEXICAN FACIAL AND NECK TATOO GUYS, SOUNDS A PERFECT STRATEGY TO ME AND SOUNDS VERY SMART TO ME. REPUBLICANS ARE GOING AFTER THE HONEST FARMWORKERS AND YARDWORKERS WE REALLY NEED, AND THAT'S ANOTHER REASON WHY I'M VOTING STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT THIS TIME AROUND... NOT TO MENTION TRUMP IS TRYING TO BE A DICTATOR AND IS PARDONING ALL THE MOBSTERS. .. HOW ABOUT YOUR VOTE?...READ ON...PLUS THE REPUBLICANS ARE HEAVILY TAXING THE WORKING CLASS WITH TAXIFFS, AND GIVING BIG BEAUTIFUL TAX LOOPHOLES AND TAX CUTS AND MORE LOOPHOLES TO CORPORATIONS AND BILLIONAIRES. REPUBLICANS ARE NOT MY KIND OF PEOPLE...READ ON...
Wednesday, June 11, 2025
SENATOR ELIZABETH WARREN, DEMOCRAT, HAS LISTED 1000 CORRUPT ACTS BY TACO TRUMP AND 100 CORRUPT ACTS BY, LICK TRUMP'S FEET, ELON MUSK, READ HER WEBSITE NOW FOR DETAILS. GOV. NEWSOM SAYS TRUMP IS CAUSING PROTESTS BY VIOLATING DUE PROCESS, WITH HIS ICE KIDNAPPINGS OF YOUNG KIDS FROM CALIFORNIA SCHOOLS, JUST SO HE CAN START USING DEADLY MILITARY SQUADS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD IN HIS CONSTANTLY ONGOING PLANS TO OVERTHROW AMERICAN DEMOCRACY, VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT TO STOP HIM, FOR STARTERS...READ ON...
Tuesday, June 10, 2025
HAPPY JUNETEENTH, JUNE 19TH [ABOUT 150 YEARS AGO, ]; I HAVE TO BE HONEST, I HAVE NEVER LIKED BLACK ACTORS IN YOUR FACE AGRESSIVE DUMB HUMOR, JAMIE FOX DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING NEW IN THAT REGARD, NOR THE OTHERS MACHO, NON-SUBTLE ACTING, OLDER VERSION OR YOUNGER VERSION, . ONLY A FEW BLACK ACTORS I REALLY ENJOY ARE SIDNEY POITIER; ESPECIALLY IN "TO SIR WITH LOVE",.AND THAT COMEDIAN WHO PLAYED AN INTERN AT A HOSPITAL ON TV AND NOW DOES ADS WITH HIS SIDEKICK COMEDIAN ACTOR FROM TV..LOL....MANY OF THE OTHERS ARE JUST TOO MACHO, LOUD OR IN YOUR FACE IMPOLITE, FOR MY TASTE., AS A STYLE, I MEAN, EVEN EDDIE MURPHY, TOO MUCH, ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT SAY: "NI**A , ALL THE TIME KNOWING YOU CAN'T SAY IT, BUT THEY CAN...LOL? IS IT JUST ME? ARE THERE ANY OTHER BLACK ACTORS THAT HAVE SKILL, IN YOUR OPINION OUT THERE READERS ?.. LET US KNOW..AND RAP IS NOT MUSIC, MUSIC YOU CAN DANCE TO, SING ALONG WITH, ENJOY. RAP IS JUST MORE UNSUBTLE, MACHO, PUFFERY. YET I GREW UP LOVING AND SINGING ALONG WITH HARRY BELAFONTE. AND ALSO, BE HONEST, MANY OF YOU BLACKS HAVE A TRAIT OF TALKING TOO MUCH AND TOO LOUDLY ABOUT THINGS YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT, LIKE TRUMP AND MUSK, SHOULD LEARN TO SHUT UP ONCE IN A WHILE AND LISTEN AND LEARN, IN TEACHING I ALWAYS SAY LISTEN ABOUT 90% OF THE TIME..., MANY DON'T SEEM TO POSSESS ANY INTELLECTUAL RESTRAINT. BUT, I DON'T BELIEVE IN RACISM OR BIGETRY, WE'RE ALL EQUAL UNDER THE LAW. ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IN COLLEGE WAS A SUBTLE INTELLIGENT, BIG GENTLE BLACK CHAP, OF COURSE, HE DID HAVE A MASTERS DEGREE, HE WAS NOT A BLOWHARD, COME TO THINK OF IT, THERE WERE NOT TO MANY BLACKS IN COLLEGE THAT I EVEN SAW, PERHAPS WE NEED MORE BLACK COLLEGE GRADS. IN ACTING . I DO HAVE A DRS. DEGREE SO MY TASTES ARE DIFFERENT I SUPPOSE.... AND I CAUTION, THESE ARE JUST MY INATE FEELINGS..READ ON...
Monday, June 9, 2025
WHAT THE PROTESTS NEED ARE SIGNS AND PICTURES: HUGE BURNING EFFIGIES OF A FAT, FAT ORANGE TRUMP. WITH TITLES LIKE :" NEVER KEEPS HIS PROMISES," "REPUBLICANS NEVER KEEP THEIR PROMISES," "STOP TAKING AWAY OUR KIDS MEDICAL CARE, SCHOOL LUNCHES, AND KIDNAPPING THEM, REPUBBLICANS," "TACO TRUMP THE FAT NAZI," WITH FAT TRUMP AS HITLER, ANOTHER SIGN SAYING: "ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FASCIST LIARS"; AND "TRUMP AND ALL REPUBLICANS ALWAYS IGNORE THE CONSTITUTION."... READ ON...
Friday, June 6, 2025
MUSK IS TRYING TO LECTURE TO EVERYONE ON UTUBE THAT HE HAS EMPHATHY WHEN HE AS DODE CANCELLED MEDICINE AND FOOD FOR STARVING AND DYING KIDS IN THE WORLD. HE LAUGHED AT THEM AND AT THE PEOPLE WHO POINTED IT OUT INCLUDING BILL GATES, WHO KNOWS ABOUT KIDS STARVING AND DISEASED IN THE WORLD. BUT NOW THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVE SHOWN THEIR ANGER AT HIS EVIL HE IS CRYING FOR EMPATHY. WHAT DO YOU THINK? ALSO, MUSK FINALLY LEARNS THE TRUTH ON TRUMP AND EPSTEIN AND THE TEENAGE GIRLS HE EXPLOITED, , THAT TRUMP WAS POSSIBLY FUCKING SOME OF THOSE 15 AND 16 YEAR OLDS HE IS DANCING WITH, AND SURROUNDED BY, AT EPSTEIN'S PARTY, LOL, AS MUSK HAS REVEALED. AND FINALLY, FINALLY MUSK HAS WOKEN UP AND IS FINALLY AGAINST TRUMP'S BIG UGLY, PORK FOR BILLIONAIRES BILL, BECAUSE IT RAISES THE AMERICAN DEBT/DEFICIT BY OVER 3 TRILLION MORE DOLLARS [OVER THE 5 TRILLION TRUMP RAISED IT BEFORE, WHILE BIDEN REDUCED IT BY A TRILLION, BIDEN CREATING NO UNEMPLOYMENT, BIDEN CURING ALL AMERICANS FROM COVID WITH UNIVERSAL SAFE VACCINES, AND BIDEN CREATED NO INFLATION AND ONLY 1.8% UNEMPLOYMENT] WHILE TRUMP MAKES OUR DEBT/DEFICIT INTEREST RATES RISE UP AND UP, INTO THE FUTURE, HIGHER THAN THE ENTIRE MILITARY BUDGET, AS MUSK POINTS OUT.. WHICH DEBT IS IN THE MANY TRILLIONS ALREADY, THANKS TO TRUMP,. HOWEVER, THE MAIN REASON YOU SHOULD BE AGAINST THIS BIG UGLY BILL IS IT WILL KILL MANY MILLIONS OF AMERICAN KIDS BECAUSE TRUMP'S BILL PULLS THE MEDICADE RUG RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER 20+ MILLION FAMILIES, WORKING FAMILIES...PLUS NOT TO FORGET HOW IT HURTS THE FARMERS, STABS THEM IN HEART A SECOND TIME, BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GET GOVERNMENT PURCHASE OF THEIR SURPLUS FOR SNAP; AND ALSO BECAUSE TRUMP'S CRAZY TARIFFS ARE MAKING ALL THEIR FORMER OVERSEAS BUYERS GO TO OTHER COUNTRIES FOR CHEAPER PRODUCE. FARMER'S AND OUR KIDS ARE THE BACKBONE OF OUR NATION...TRUMP IS STILL AND ALWAYS A CONMAN, HE IS ONLY INTERESTED IN MONEY BRIBES FROM COUNTRIES WHO ARE BUYING HIS WORTHLESS BITCOIN AND GIVING HIM AIRPLANES AND MILLION DOLLAR DINNERS.[ALL ADDING UP TO BILLIONS A MONTH] WHILE HE IS KISSING UP TO ALL THE RUTHLESS DICTATORS AND DUMPING ON OUR DEMOCRATIC FORMER ALLIES... SINCE ALL THE CROOKED REPUBLICANS ARE IN ON THIS ; OUR ONLY OPTION IS VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT ALWAYS, NO MATTER HOW MANY COMPLETE AND PARTIAL LIES FOX HAS TOLD YOU ABOUT THEM, LIKE TRUMP, FOX IS NOTHING BUT CORPORATE LIES......DON'T BE A DUMB SAP, LIKE MUSK...READ ON...
Wednesday, June 4, 2025
OKAY, TRUMP AND REPUBLICANS ARE LOCKSTEP TO TAKE AWAY YOUR MEDICAL COVERAGE, SCHOOL NUTRITION MEALS FOR KIDS, JUNIOR COLLEGE FREE, ANYTHING ELSE THEY CAN CUT FROM US GETTING OUR TAXES BACK IN THE FORM OF GOVERNMENT SERVICES INCLUDING SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICARE. SO, WHAT CAN YOU DO? ONLY ONE THING YOU CAN DO, VOTE DEMOCRAT SO WE CAN PUT BACK EVERYTHING AND MORE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN DEPRIVED OF AND WAS STOLEN FROM YOU BY THE REPUBLICAN PARTY CROOKS, WHO ONLY WANT TO GIVE FREE TAX BREAKS TO CORPORATIONS AND BILLIONAIRES, NO MATTER WHO IS THE PRESIDENT. THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO, VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT TO RIGHT THE WRONGS OF THE CROOKED REPUBLICANS AND THEIR CROOKED JUDGES. VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO, KEEP VOTEING DEMOCRAT..IT'S THE ONLY CHOICE YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THINGS BACK AND GET MORE JUSTICE..READ ON...
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