BREAKING NEWS: WHITE SHARK ATTACKS LONE KAYAKER IN CALIFORNIA, THIS SHOWS A SHARK ATTACKING A RED KAYAK, SO WE THINK SHARKS AREN'T COLORBLIND AND YOU SHOULD NOT, NOT, GO AROUND THEM WITH RED THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE BLOOD, OF COURSE! DO THEY ATTACK PEOPLE BY ACCIDENT? NO, TIGER SHARKS ANNUALLY GO TO MIDWAY ISLAND WHEN BABY GOONEY BIRDS ARE OUT IN THE WATER LEARNING TO TAKE-OFF, JUST TO EAT THEM! I'VE BEEN THERE I'VE SEEN IT, EVERY YEAR, FOR THOSE LITTLE BITE SIZED BIRDS, THEY MIGRATE ALL THAT DISTANCE, SO HUMANS ARE MORE THAN A GOOD MEAL, YES, THEY DO EAT US FOR FOOD. OH- THEY BITE AND THEN GO AWAY FOR AWHILE, BUT THAT IS THEIR METHOD, WAIT TILL YOU BLEED AND ARE WEAK BEFORE COMING TO EAT, REDUCES THEIR DANGER OF INJURY. WE SHOULD CULL THEM, SCARE THEM OFF, USE RUBBER BULLETS, NOISE, HOW ABOUT CHERRY BOMBS FOR THE SURFERS? WHATEVER IT TAKES, TO MAKE OUR BEACHES SAFE FOR OUR LITTLE KIDS AND OUR TOURIST INDUSTRY. HERE IN CALIFORNIA. OUR TOURISM IS WORTH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. WE MUST ACT NOW THE PROBLEM IS GETTING WORSE EVERY DAY! WRITE TO YOUR ASSEMBLYMAN OR ASSEMBLYWOMAN NOW

A DISGRACE!! TRUMP'S REPUBLICAN TAX CUT FOR THE BILLIONAIRES AND CORPORATIONS WILL TAKE FOOD OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF 220,000,000 MILLION STARVING AMERICAN CHILDREN, BY CANCELING FOODSTAMPS FOR CHILDREN AND INCREASE THEIR INSURANCE RATES BY 800% LEAVING THEM WITHOUT HEALTHCARE AND STARVING, WHILE HIS OWN SPOILED BILLIONAIRE BRAT, NAMED BARRON, EATS RUSSIAN CAVIAR OUT OF GOLD DISHES, HAS HIS OWN PRIVATE DOCTOR, AND LIVES IN HIS OWN HUGE SUITE AT TRUMP TOWER, WHAT A SHITHEAD YOU VOTED FOR, PLUS TRUMP IS GIVING TOP SECRETS TO OUR ENEMIES THE RUSSIANS, LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP. TUCKER CARLSON SAYS DON'T MAKE US LIKE EUROPE, HELL, WHAT DOES THAT ("TUCKER," WHAT KIND OF PIMP NAME IS THAT?CHANGE ONE LETTER AND YOU'VE DESCRIBED WHAT HE WANTS TO DO TO AMERICA) YES. WHAT DOES THAT SPOILED SMARTASS KID TUCKER KNOW, I'VE BEEN TO EUROPE THEY LIVE WELL WITH NO HOMELESS AND UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE, WE COULD ONLY WISH TO LIVE LIKE EUROPE. I HOPE NONE OF THOSE STARVING AMERICAN CHILDREN ARE YOURS; YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED, GOD WILL PUNISH YOU. NEVER VOTE FOR A REPUBLICAN FOR ANYTHING, EVER AGAIN; THEY ARE ALL SICK HEARTLESS BASTARDS!

WHERE DID YOU GO WRONG IN VOTING FOR TRUMP? AFTER HE LIED ALL HIS LIFE WERE YOU FOOLISHLY LED TO BELIEVE HE WAS NOT LYING NOW, DUH... ALL REPUBLICANS LIE, HE IS THE BEST! AND THE REPUBLICANS WILL KEEP SUPPORTING HIM AS LONG AS HE KEEPS FUCKING THE MIDDLECLASS AND GIVING TAX CUTS TO THE CORPORATE BILLIONAIRES, AS ANDERSON COOPER SAYS, THEY WILL EVEN SUPPORT HIM IN FUCKING YOU, EVEN IF HE WAS SHITTING ON THEIR OWN DESKS, LOOK AT REPUBLICAN LEADERS RYAN AND MCCONNELL ALL LYING CORPORATE ASS KISSERS EAGERLY READY TO TAKE AWAY STARVING KIDS FOOD STAMPS AND THE MIDDLECLASSES' LOW-PRICED HEALTHCARE! IT'S TIME YOU STOPPED SUPPORTING ALL REPUBLICANS AND GO AFTER THEIR ASSES FOR LYING TO YOU ALL THESE YEARS. THAT'S WHAT WOMEN DO WITH CHEATING EX-HUSBANDS, AND IT'S TIME FOR US MEN TO THINK THE SAME WAY ABOUT POLITICS! SO VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW SHITTY THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE APPEARS, IT'S MOSTLY REPUBLICAN LIES THAT MAKE THEM APPEAR THAT WAY (AND RUSSIAN) THE DEMOCRAT THAT WINS THEIR PRIMARY WILL ALWAYS FOLLOW PARTY GUIDELINES WHICH ALWAYS SUPPORT WORKERS AND THE MIDDLECLASS, NOT THE 1% BUT RATHER: US, THE POORER 99% WHO ACTUALLY WORK FOR A LIVING AND DIDN'T GROW UP AS RICH REPUBLICAN BRATS...MORE FACTOIDS BELOW...

TRUMP'S REMAKE OF OBAMACARE IS LIKE THE REMAKE OF DIRTY DANCING, THERE'S NO REMAKE THERE, JUST A DISASTER. THE REPUBLICANS ALL ACTUALLY VOTED FOR CANCELING HEALTHCARE FOR OVER 100 PLUS MILLION AMERICANS WITHOUT EVEN READING THE BILL, WITHOUT HAVING IT ANALIZED BY THE NONPARTIZAN CONGRESSIONAL BUDGET OFFICE FOR IT'S EFFECTS ON REGULAR PEOPLE, BUT STILL KNOWING IT WILL TAKE A TRILLION DOLLARS OUT OF YOUR HEALTHCARE FOR WORKING AND OLDER AMERICANS, THAT'S TRILLION WITH A "T," AND MAKE IT A TAX CUT FOR THEM (THE REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMEN) AND THEIR BILLIONAIRE CORPORATE SPONSERS. DO YOU GET WHAT THE NEW REPUBLICAN PARTY STANDS FOR NOW? IT'S NOT FOR THE MIDDLECLASS, DO YOU GET IT YET? THIS IS NOT YOUR FATHER'S REPUBLICAN PARTY THEY ARE THE PARTY OF THE CORPORATIONS ONLY! ...MORE QUICK FACTOIDS BELOW...

WHAT IS THE CONSCIENCE OF A CONSERVATIVE? USUALLY HE'S A SNITCH ON HIS SO-CALLED FRIENDS, REAGAN SNITCHED ON PEOPLE SYMPATHIC TO SOCIALISM TO BECOME A BIG SHOT IN HOLLYWOOD CORPORATE SOCIETY, THERE ARE SOME NEWER ONES, THEY ARE RIGHT WING, FASCIST AND HATE HONEST GOVERNMENT (AS IN LAW ABIDING, NOT CORRUPT, EQUAL RIGHTS, PROTECTS CONSUMERS KIND OF GOVERNMENT)... IS IT POSSIBLE THEY HATE THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE WHEN WAS A BIG RICH DEALER AND RUINING YOUNG LIVES AND WAS CAUGHT AND PEEDED IN HIS PANTS AND CHOOSE TO SNITCH ON EVERYONE: HIS PARTNER AND GIRLFRIEND, BECAUSE AS THE DEALER HE KNEW EVERYONE, SO TO AVOID LIFE IN PRISON (FOR DISTROYING MANY YOUNG KIDS LIVES) HE WAS OUT-SMARTED BY HONEST GOVERNMENT'S REAL MEN? SO HE HATES THE GOVERNMENT, JUST LIKE WHEN THE CORPORATE BROTHERS WERE CAUGHT WITH A DANGEROUS OIL REFINERY IN TEXAS AND OUT-SMARTED BY HONEST GOVERNMENTS REAL MEN? JUST A FAIR QUESTION, CERTAINLY THAT'S WHY TRUMP HATES HONEST GOVERNMENT'S REAL MEN, WOULDN'T YOU AGREE? REPUBLICANS BELIEVE THE BEST GOVERNMENT IS REPUBLICAN BECAUSE THE RICH CORPORATIONS CAN BUY IT, LIKE ALL REPUBLICAN STATE GOVERNMENTS AND NOW THE REPUBLICAN FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF AMERICA, IS CORRUPTED AND CAN APPARENTLY EVEN BE BOUGHT BY THE RUSSIANS!