READ @ FIGGPOST.COM TO GET THE LATEST FIGGYPUDDING HUMOR 'S "NEWS", MORE HONEST THAN FOX, BIPARTISAN, FAUX NEWS & HUMOR & PARODY & SATIRE, BRING MOCK BACK TO DEMOCRACY, LATEST TRUMP' LIES...WAKE UP & SMELL THE TURDS AMERICA,THE REPUBLICANS REJECT CLIMATE CHANGE, THIS YEAR IS A HEAT RECORD CALIF. DRYING UP AND FLORIDA FILLING UP WITH OCEAN FLOODING, REPUBLICANS, ENEMIES OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAVE BEEN BOUGHT OUT BY CORPORATIONS, BIG OIL, PHARMA, ETC.
Thursday, December 16, 2021
Tuesday, December 14, 2021
Monday, December 13, 2021
THE JAPANESE COMPLAIN BECAUSE THEY GOT TO SIT OUT WWII IN A SAFE FAMILY CENTERED COMMUNITY WITHOUT SENDING THEIR FATHERS AND SONS AND BROTHERS TO DIE IN A HUGE WAR [WAY BETTER THAN THE TORTURE CHAMBERS THE AMERICANS CAPTURED IN JAPAN DURING THE WAR HAD TO ENDURE, IF THEY WEREN'T BEHEADED BY A SWORD]. SO ROOSEVELT WAS RIGHT TO AVOID SPYING, BECAUSE THEY WOULD NOT DISAVOW THEIR LOYALTY TO THE EVIL JAPANESE EMPEROR, THE MAN WHO SECRETLY ATTACKED US AT PEARL HARBOR WHILE PRETENDING TO TALK PEACE. HE WAS A BACKSTABBER. [TODAYS POLITICIANS ARE AFRAID TO SAY THIS BECAUSE THEY WILL LOSE VOTES] BUT WE WILL SAY IT BECAUSE WE SPEAK THE TRUTH.
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Saturday, December 11, 2021
Thursday, November 25, 2021
KIM K. WENT BACK BECAUSE BLACKS REALLY HAVE SMALL PENIS SMALLER THAN SOME ASIANS. MANY STUDIES CONFIRM THIS FACT. THEY ARE NOT WELL ENDOWED ON AVERAGE BY ANY MEANS.MANY BLACK PORN WEBSITES USE BLACK DILDOS AND EXTENSIONS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE BLACK DICKS ARE LONG WHEN ONLY A FEW LARGE BLACK DICKS EXIST IN THE REAL WORLD AND YES THEY ARE IN PORN... DANGER BECAUSE THEY HAVE A VERY HIGH RATE OF HIV AND OTHER DISEASES. CHECK THE STATISTICS IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE OUR FACTS...
Saturday, November 20, 2021
Friday, November 19, 2021
Sunday, November 14, 2021
Wednesday, November 10, 2021
COMMUNISM , FASCISM OR SOCIALISM ARE FORMS OF COLLECTIVISM WHERE THE GOVERNMENT AND ECONOMIC POWER IS HELD BY ONE ENTITY,, IN AMERICA'S CASE WHERE THE CORPORATIONS OWN THE FASCIST GOVERNMENT AS WHENEVER REPUBLICANS HOLD POWER AS AGENTS OF THE CORPORATIONS. THIS IS BAD, THEY MAKE SURE THE CORPORATIONS PAY NO TAXES AND HAVE NO OBLIGATION TO GIVE YOU AND ME OUR DEMOCRACY BACK. ALL THE WHILE SAYING THAT THE DEMOCRATS ARE WHO YOU SHOULD FEAR. ..BECAUSE THE FASCIST CORPORATE REPUBLICANS HAVE SO MUCH MONEY AND CONTROL AND OWN ALL THE NEWS MEDIA THEY BRAINWASH YOU INTO BELIEVING IT. SINCE THE REPUBLICANS LAST TAX CUTS OVER 200 HUGE CORPORATIONS PAID NO TAXES ON TRILLIONS OF PROFITS, THAT IS REPUBLICAN COLLECTIVISM. NEVER VOTE REPUBLICAN AGAIN. ALWAYS VOTE DEMOCRAT, YOU SPLIT YOUR VOTE YOU LOSE TO THE CORPORATIONS.
Tuesday, November 2, 2021
THE DEMOCRATS IN WASHINGTON ARE TRYING TO GET THE TAX MONEY THE MIDDLECLASS PAID BACK TO THEM IN BENEFITS, WHILE THE REPUBLICANS ARE TRYING TO RECRUIT MORE CRAZIES, LIKE THE NAZI PARTY , RITTENHOUSE AND THE HELL'S ANGELS TO CAUSE MORE KILLINGS AND TREASON IN AMERICA. THE REPUBLICANS ARE THE PARTY OF THE TRAITORS AND GIANT CORPORATIONS WHO PAY NO TAXES LIKE JEFF BEZOS AND ELON MOSK, AMONG OVER 200 OTHERS.
Saturday, October 9, 2021
I'M A RED NECK SMALL TOWN BOY WHO DOESN'T AGREE WITH CITY SLICKER TRUMP AND HIS N.Y. TOADIES OR QANON.. THE ONLY MONSTERS DESTROYING DEMOCRACY ARE THE GIANT CORPORATE MONOPOLIES WHO PAY NO TAXES PAY SLAVE WAGES TO US RED NECKS AND OWN THE REPUBLICAN AND LIBERTARIAN PARTIES THROUGH BRIBES...THOSE WHO FLY THE BLACK AMERICAN FLAG ARE PLANNING A CRIMINAL NAZI REVOLUTION... BLACK FLAGERS ARE KILLERS AND SO ARE MANY OTHER TRUMP NAZIS, GET SHOTGUNS TO PROTECT YOUR HOMES AND FAMILY...BIDEN WON THE ELECTION BY THE CONSTITUTION BECAUSE EVERY STATE LEGISLATURE SENT IT'S APPROVED RESULTS OF THE ELECTION TO CONGRESS, NONE OF THE MASSIVE BIDEN WINS IN ALMOST ALL OF THE STATES COULD HAVE BEEN READ AS A WIN FOR TRUMP, SO EVEN IF YOU ARGUE THEY WERE WRONG, YOU STILL CAN'T GIVE IT TO LOSER TRAITOR NEO-NAZI TRUMP AS THE LYING REPUBLICANS ARE TRYING TO DO. BIDEN GOT US OUT OF AFGHANISTAN TO END THE MONEY AND BLOOD SUCKING WAR AND IMMIGRATION FROM THAT COUNTRY TO FOCUS ON CHINA AND N. KOREA WHERE THE REAL NUCLEAR DANGER IS AND TO SAVE US BILLIONS . THE AUSTRALIAN SUB DEAL IS BIDEN GENIUS, BIDEN WANTS TO TAKE THOSE SAVED BILLIONS AND CREATE THOUSANDS OF NEW JOBS IN YOUR TOWN BUT TRUMP AND REPUBLICANS WON'T LET HIM... ALWAYS VOTE DEMOCRAT TO GET THE CORPORATE NAZIS OUT OF GOVERNMENT, ALWAYS.
Wednesday, October 6, 2021
BIDEN IS THE BEST PRESIDENT WE HAVE HAD THIS CENTURY; HE GOT 75% OF AMERICA VACCINATED IN HIS FIRST 200 DAYS, GOT US OUT OF AFGANISTAN: A LIFE AND MONEY SUCKING WAR, THE FACT THAT REPUBLICANS WON'T LET HIM RAISE CORPORATE TAXES BECAUSE THEY ARE BRIBED BY CORPORATIONS IS NOT HIS FAULT. VOTE OUT ALL REPUBLICANS TO SAVE OUR COUNTRY AND DEMOCRACY FROM THE GIANT BLOOD SUCKING CORPORATIONS. THEY SUCK, NOT BIDEN WHO IS A GREAT PRESIDENT. --- WE NEED MORE GOOD FIRST DATE STORIES, ELON MOSK IS AN UNGRATEFUL IMMIGRANT WHO DOESN'T WANT TO PAY HIS FAIR SHARE AND LIES LIKE TRUMP AND FOX. HE IS JEWISH LIKE THE OWNER OF FOX, WHO IS ALSO AN UNGRATEFUL IMMIGRANT HURTING OUR DEMOCRACY WITH HIS FAKE CORPORATE BRAIN WASHING HE TRYS TO PASS AS REAL NEWS..
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THE POPE BANNED ABORTIONS NOT JESUS, LAW'S AGAINST IT WILL MAKE RAPED WHITE GIRLS HAVE BLACK CHILDREN RUINING THEIR LIVES, REPUBLICANS SUPPORT THIS LAW BECAUSE CORPORATIONS NEED MORE VERY CHEAP LABOR....INCIDENTLY, THOUSANDS OF STUDIES SHOW 99% OF BLACKS HAVE A SMALL PENIS, MANY LESS THAN 5 INCHES ERECT.[SEE WIKIPEDIA STUDIES OF THOUSANDS] YET THE BLACKS HAVE GONE ON THE INTERNET SPREADING LIES THAT THEY HAVE BIG PENIS. DON'T BE CONNED AND TELL ANY WOMEN YOU KNOW OF THE SCAM. ALSO, WHENEVER YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET PUBLISH THIS FACT. YOU CAN CHECK WIKIPEDIA FOR THE MANY, MANY STUDIES. SKIN COLOR HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PENIS SIZE, CAUCASIANS ARE RELATED TO NEANDERTHALS WHO HAD BIG BRAINS , WHITE SKIN AND HUGE PENIS, THIS PHYSICAL TRAIT WAS INHERITED BY CAUCASIAN AMERICANS. SURE THERE ARE A SMALL FEW BLACKS WITH LARGE PENIS BUT THE VAST, VAST MAJORITY OF BIG PENIS PORN STARS ARE CAUCASIAN. PORN STARS HAVE SUCH BIG PENIS THEY CAN'T GET GOOD ERECTIONS, NEEDS TOO MUCH BLOOD; THEY USE DANGEROUS DRUGS TO DO IT ON SCREEN, BUT IT MAKES THEM LIMP IN THE LONG RUN AND MAY KILL THEM.
Friday, October 1, 2021
Saturday, September 11, 2021
Wednesday, September 1, 2021
YOU MUST GET VACCINATED OR YOU WILL DIE AND CAUSE YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO DIE TOO. PLUS, YOU WILL BECOME A BREEDING GROUND FOR A NEW DEADLIER STRAIN OF COVID-19. DON'T BE FOOLED BY REPUBLICAN LIES, THE VACCINES ARE SAFE. NEWSMAX, FOX, WASHINGTON POST, WALLSTREET JOURNAL, AND NEWSWEEK ARE ALL LIERS FOR THE CORPORATE DOLLAR, WHO WANT TO SCREW US WORKING PEOPLE, ALL PEOPLE.AND PAY NO TAXES AS THEY DID UNDER TRUMP. DON'T BE A DEAD SUCKER, MAN. VOTE DEMOCRAT ALWAYS...
Thursday, June 10, 2021
TO SAVE DEMOCRACY YOU, THAT'S YOU, MUST FIGHT IN YOUR STATE TO ELECT SENATORS AND HOUSE MEMBERS THAT WILL PROTECT YOUR VOTING RIGHTS AND MAKE BILLIONAIRES PAY TAXES TOO. TRUMP DIDN'T DO THIS HE WAS A TYPICAL REPUBLICAN CORPORATE MAN. HE MADE THE CORPORATE TAXES WAY LOWER THAN YOUR'S. HE WAS MORE OF A THUG THAN THE OTHER REPUBLICANS BUT NOT BY MUCH. TO GET MIDDLECLASS RIGHTS WE MUST ELECT ONLY DEMOCRATS THAT WILL SUPPORT PRESIDENT BIDEN'S VOTER'S RIGHTS BILL AND OTHERS. THE USA IS NOT CAPITALISM IF THESE FEW GIANT CORPORATIONS HAVE MONOPLYS. THEY OWN EVERYTHING ALL THE NEWSPAPERS AND NEWS MEDIA, TOO. WE MUST STOP THE CORPORATE TAKEOVER OF AMERICA, FOR STARTERS, MAKE THEM PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE OF TAXES AND GET OUT OF OUR GOVERNMENT. RIGHT NOW THEY OWN THE WHOLE REPUBLICAN PARTY, TRUMP AND ALL REPUBLICAN JUDGES. THAT IS WHY YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO SUPPORT YOUR FAMILY BECAUSE THEY REPRESS YOUR WAGES AND RIGHTS. THEY WANT YOU AS SLAVE LABOR.
Wednesday, June 9, 2021
WIFE TAKES HUSBAND'S BUSINESS AND PROPERTY, COURT ADJUDGES HIM CRAZY FOR BELIEVING TRUMP'S LIES ABOUT WINNING THE ELECTION. [TRUMP NEVER WON ANY ELECTIONS, HE COULDN'T EVEN BEAT BORING HILLARY. LOL] LAST WEEK A WOMAN GOT COMMITTED TO AN INSANE ASYLUM FOR HER CRAZY BELIEFS IN THE PHONY QANON CONSPIRACY THEORY. IF YOU STILL BELIEVE DON'T TELL ANYONE, BECAUSE IT'S MADE UP BY THE REPUBLICANS, TO GET YOU TO VOTE AGAINST DEMOCRATS LIKE ALL REPUBLICAN LIES.
Thursday, May 27, 2021
VOTE NO ON RECALL...COX HAS A GRIZZLEY IN HIS ADS, HE REALLY IS A DINOSAUR, DON'T RECALL NEWSOM, CALIFORNIA IS MOVING FORWARD, DON'T ELECT ANY MORE REPUBLICANS OR ACTORS/BUSINESSPERSONS. BEING TRANS OR AN ATHLETE (REFERRED TO AS TRUMP IN A WIG OR A GRIZZLY SUIT OR AS A SMALL TOWN THUG POLITICIAN) IS NOT QUALIFICATIONS FOR RUNNING THE 4TH BIGGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD. NEWSOM IS A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN AND EXPERIENCED GOVERNOR FOR MANY YEARS DON'T GIVE CALIFORNIA TO TRUMP THUGS, TRUMP IS A CRIMINAL, ALONG WITH ALL HIS LYING ACCOMPLICES. THIS RECALL IS NOT NECESSARY, WE HAVE A NEW ELECTION NEXT YEAR; THAT'S A BETTER WAY TO LOOK AT ALL POSSIBLE CANDIDATES AND ISSUES, NOT A RUSH JOB...BESIDES, REPUBLICANS WHEN THEY SAY MIDDLE CLASS TAX CUTS THEY MEAN LOSS OF MIDDLE CLASS BENEFITS AND HUGE CORP. TAX CUTS... DO WE MISS TRUMP? DO WE MISS HITLER, STALIN, MUSSOLINI, PUTIN, SADAM HUSSAIN? ALL LYING DICTATORS. OF COURSE WE DON'T MISS THE DICTATOR CRIMINAL, TRUMP. JESUS SAID FORGIVE, TRUMP NEVER FORGIVES THE SLIGHTIST THING, HE IS NOT A CHRISTIAN, HE IS SATAN.
Wednesday, April 28, 2021
US AND CALIFORNIA ECONOMIES GOING STRONG UNDER DEMOCRATS MOST ADULTS VACCINATED, STOCK MARKET, HOMES AT RECORD HIGHS. BUT, TRUMP CORRUPTION IN COURTS , CONGRESS AND STATES HAS AMERICA BLOCKED FROM THE GREATNESS IT COULD HAVE. DUMP THE REPUBLICAN BIG LIARS, TREASONOUS TRUMP DID NOT WIN ANY ELECTIONS...THOSE ARE THE HARD FACTS, FOLKS...
Wednesday, April 14, 2021
DR. FAUCI SAYS TUCKER CARLSON IS A TYPICAL CRAZY REPUBLICAN ANTIVAXXER. REPUBLICANS ALSO TRYING TO COVER UP TRUMP CONSPIRACY TO REPLACE OUR DEMOCRACY WITH HIS DICTATORSHIP ON JAN. 6, AND STILL ONGOING TREASONOUS SPEECHS AND ACTIONS, WITH EXTREME RIGHT WING TRAITORS FLYING THE TRUMP TREASON FLAG OPENLY. THEY SHOULD ALL BE SHOT...
Saturday, April 10, 2021
MOST U.S. STATES, CANADA AND ENGLAND SAY 16 YEAR OLDS ARE ADULTS. END OF STORY. SO LETS STOP ALL THE BULLSHIT ABOUT 'PREDATORS' ...THE LESBIAN '#ME TOO' MOVEMENT ARE BIG LIARS. AND IT USED TO BE WOMEN GOT MARRIED AT 13 IN U.S.A., IN FACT...WHEN IS JUST ONE OF THESE LYING WOMEN GOING TO ADMIT THEY ENJOYED AND PARTICIPATED? ARE THERE ANY HONEST WOMEN LEFT?
Wednesday, April 7, 2021
Tuesday, April 6, 2021
Sunday, April 4, 2021
Wednesday, March 31, 2021
Saturday, March 27, 2021
THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA IS TWICE AS BIG AS GREAT BRITAIN NEWSOM HAS DONE AN ALMOST PERFECT 24/7 JOB, NO ONE MAN CAN DO IT PERFECTLY. YOU IMMIGRANTS ARE GOING TO GET US ANOTHER TRUMPER REPUBLICAN CORRUPT GREEDY GOVERNOR. YOU DONT KNOW HOW RECALL WORKS. CALIFORNIA ECONOMY WILL BE SET BACK 10 YEARS....AN ASSAULT CAN BE JUST A MERE TOUCH. IT DEPENDS ON THE PERSON WHETHER "THEY" FEEL ITS OFFENSIVE. THE VERBAL HARRASMENT IS JUST AS VAGUE, DONT BE FOOLED BY LYING WOMEN, WHO CAN CRY AT THE DROP OF A PIN, REALLY. ANOTHER WIFE HAS HER HUSBAND MURDERED BY LOVER, THIS ONE IS ANOTHER PHONEY PREACHER....NO, EINSTEIN DID NOT BELIEVE IN GOD, NEITHER DID DARWIN.
Sunday, March 14, 2021
Q TURNS OUT TO BE A RUSSIAN AGENT. LGTBQ, THE Q means QUEER SO QANON MEANS 'QUEER AGAIN', Q WAS A CHARACTER ON STAR TREK WHO WAS HUNG UP ON THE MALE CAPTAIN. THE BLOOD SUCKING WAS WHAT CATHOLICS ACCUSED JEWS OF, BUT WE KNOW ITS THE CATHOLIC PRIESTS WHO PREY ON CHILDREN, NOT JEWS. JEWS ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE WALL STREET REPUBLICANS, NOT DEMOCRATS WHO TEND TO BE WORKING FOLKS. BIDEN AND HIS WORKING CLASS ROOTS, SEEKING HELP FOR WORKERS AND MINIMUM WAGE INCREASE. WHILE THE CORPORATE WALL STREET REPUBLICANS. ALL VOTE AGAINST IT. SEN. CRUZ WIFE WORKS FOR WALL STREET GOLDMAN-SACHS, SO SHE GETS A BONUS OR A RAISE WHENEVER THEY WANT TO BRIBE SEN. CRUZ, THAT IS WHAT IS PRETTYMUCH REALLY GOING ON...
Friday, March 12, 2021
KEEP CALI BLUE... DONT RECALL NEWSOM, HE HAS KEPT CALI LIFE EXPECTANCY AT HIGHEST IN US CONTINENT, NOW TRUMPITES WOULD LIKE TO PUT IN AN ANTIMASKER TO CHANGE EVERYTHING, INSTEAD WE SHOULD DUMP NUNES, MCCARTY, ISSA, MACCLINTOCK, OTHER TRUMPTARDS STILL TRYING A COUP ON DEMOCRACY. SO A BUNCH OF REPUBLICAN LIERS ARE TRYING TO DUMP COUMO THE STORIES ARE TOO OLD THE GALS ARE BEING PAID BY REPUBLICANS, WAKE UP AMERICA THE REPUBLICANS ARE ALL LIARS AND CORPORATE HIT MEN.
Tuesday, March 2, 2021
Thursday, February 4, 2021
I AM 84 YEARS OLD I JUST GOT MY BIDEN / NEWSOM C19 VACCINE AND WANT TO THANK GOV. NEWSOM FOR SAVING MY LIFE THIS PAST YEAR WITH MASKING, DISTANCING, STAY AT HOME RULES. THE REPUBLICANS IN ORANGE AND SAN DIEGO COUNTIES REFUSED TO FOLLOW NEWSOM AND NOW ARE STACKING BODIES IN TRUCKS AND WAREHOUSES BY THE MILLIONS. DONT RECALL NEWSOM FOR SOME SELFISH REPUBLICAN. IT WILL DISTROY CALIFORNIA'S RECOVERY.
Tuesday, February 2, 2021
WE HAVE TO GET RID OF SOME CORRUPT REPUBLICANS TO SAVE RESPONSIBLE GUN RIGHTS AND DEMOCRACY AND THE WORKING PEOPLE: CRUZ, GREENE, MCCONNELL, PAUL, GRAHAM, MCCARTHY, NUNES, ISSA AND ALL LIBERTARIANS AND QANONS FOR STARTERS. ANY SUGGESTIONS? KIMMEL SAYS MY PILLOW GUY CRAZY FROM SLEEPING ON HIS TOXIC PILLOWS, BANNON PARDONED FOR GETTING MILLIONS FROM FUNDS SUPPOSED TO BUILD THE, YOU GUESSED IT : THE WALL !!
Saturday, January 30, 2021
Thursday, January 28, 2021
Friday, January 15, 2021
QANON MEMBERS ARE JUST KKK AND NAZIS WHO WANT TO CLAIM THEY ARE RIGHTOUS ANTI-PEDIPHILES, THEY WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KILL ALL, ALL YOUNG CHILDREN OF LATINOS, BLACKS, ASIANS AND JEWS, NOT PROTECT THEM...WHATS REALLY TRUE IS THAT REPUBLICANS HATE DEMOCRACY AND WORKING PEOPLE... QANON IS A SCAM OF THE REPUBLICAN CORPORATE ULTRA RIGHT LIKE CRUZ, GREENE AND MCCONNELL...DONT YOU GET IT YET? ALL SUCH PERSONS SHOULD NOT HAVE ANY POSITION OF TRUST OR GOVERNMENT, CLEARLY...MANY LOCAL PAPERS INVOLVED IN CAPITOL ATTACK TO ASSASINATE DEMOCRATIC LEADERS (SAY US PROSECUTORS) ALONG WITH NEWSMAX, FOX, RANCHO CORDOVA, CITRUS HEIGHTS PAPERS, OR WERE ENABLERS. NOW ATTACKING DEMOCRATIC GOVERNORS, LIKE GAVIN NEWSOM. BIG CORPS ARE BEHIND THE SCENES SEEKING MORE TAX LOOPHOLES YOULL NEVER EVER GET. ... PENCE, JUST TOO AFRAID FOR HIS WORTHLESS ENABLING LIFE, TO INVOKE 25TH AMENDMENT AGAINST CRAZY TRUMP.
Tuesday, January 12, 2021
ITS NOT FAIR; ORANGE COUNTY SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA REPUBLICANS REFUSED TO MASK; THEN THEY BLAME DEMOCRAT GAVIN NEWSOM FOR THE SURGE IN DEATHS. DONT BE SUCKERED: DON'T RECALL NEWSOM, WE CANT SURVIVE ANOTHER REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR WHO WILL ALLOW MILLIONS TO DIE JUST SO THAT MACDONALDS CORPORATION CAN OPEN IT'S DINING ROOMS. VOTE 'NO' ON THE TRUMP (BENEDICT ARNOLD) REPUBLICAN RIGHT-WING NEWSOM RECALL SCAM; AND STOP THE PLAGUE FROM KILLNG YOUR FAMILY, STOP THE TREASONOUS REPUBLICANS FROM TAKING AWAY YOUR FREE SPEECH, DEMOCRACY, GUN RIGHTS AND YOUR VERY LIFE. THIS NEW VIRUS IS DOUBLY CONTAGIOUS !!! AND PUT UP SIGNS: '" RECALL NUNES AND MCCLINTOCK, NOT GAVIN NEWSOM ."
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