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Thursday, January 30, 2025
DUE TO TRUMP'S PAY FREEZE AND DISMISSAL OF THE AIR TRAFFIC SAFETY BOARD AND THE LETTERS HE SENT TO ALL THE AIR CONTROLLERS WHO WERE WORRIED FOR THEIR JOBS AND DISTRACTED, THERE WAS ONE FLIGHT AIR CONTROLLER FOR 3 AIRPLANES WHEN CLEARLY AND UNMISTAKEDLY, REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT DONALD J.TRUMP CAUSED THE WORSE AVIATION DEATHS OF TEENS AND TOP MILITARY HEROES AT REAGAN AIR FIELD LAST NIGHT,. REMINDING US OF REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT REAGAN WHEN HE CAUSED SO MANY DEATHS BY FIRING ALL THE QUALIFIED AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS, AND TRUMP CAUSING THE DEATHS OF MILLIONS OF AMERICANS IGNORING THE DEADLY ASPECTS OF COVID.BOTH REPUBLICANS BOTH WITH NO SYMPATHY FOR THE DEATHS OF MILLIONS OF US ORDINARY AMERICANS. ONLY WORRIED ABOUT HUGE TAX CUTS FOR THE INTERNATIONAL CORPORATE ELITE THAT BOUGHT THEM THE OFFICE OF PRESIDENT WITH HUGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY FOR ADVERTIZING, WHILE WE CAN ONLY SPEND $2500 FOR OUR DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE.. FOR SHAME, MAY GOD HELP US GET OUR DEMOCRACY BACK FROM THE BILLIONAIRES AND GIANT INTERNATIONAL REPUBLICAN CORPORATIONS...READ ON....
Wednesday, January 29, 2025
IMO, TRUMP DIDN'T EVEN NOTIFY REPUBLICIANS IN CONGRESS THAT HE WAS GOING TO FREEZE THE WHOLE GOVERNMENT, AND THE REPUBLICAN CONTROLLED CONGRESS WOULD HAVE LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT ! WE SAY, VOTE FOR A NEW CONGRESS MADE UP OF DEMOCRATS TO TAKE BACK YOUR RIGHTS , SOCIAL SECURITY, MEDICARE, MEDICADE, AFFORDABLE HEALTH INSURANCE, DISABLED FUNDS, ETC., ETC.SNAP RIGHTS, ETC. FROM DICTATOR TRAMP, OTHERWISE YOU ARE SCREWED. .. SCIENCE SIDE NOTE: ASTEROID BENNU HAS AMMINO ACIDS, CARBON, WATER AND MUCH OF THE INGRIDIENTS FOR LIFE THAT CREATED DNA WHICH STARTED PRIMATIVE LIFE ON EARTH [WHICH EVOLVED TO APES AND MAN THE HAIRLESS APE],APOLOGIES TO THOSE WHO DISAGREE AND TO THOSE WHO DISAGREE AND THINK THE EARTH IS FLAT; THERE IS ROOM FOR EVERYONE IN OUR BOOK, BUT EVERYONE CAN'T ALWAYS BE RIGHT, LOL,,,,,,,. NOTE: WE DON'T WANT TRAMP TO DEPORT MIGRANTS WORKING IN OUR CALIFORNIA AGRICULTURE BECAUSE THEY ARE ABOUT THE ONLY PEOPLE TOUGH ENOUGH TO PICK THE CROPS OF THE FARMERS WHO FEED ALL OF AMERICA [CALIFORNIA FEEDS ABOUT 80% OF THE PEOPLE IN THE USA, AND ABOUT 60% OF THE WORLD, THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU INSULT CALIFORNIA], AND DEPORTING THESE FOLKS WILL INCREASE THE PRICES OF FOOD ALL OVER AMERICA, HURTING THE CONSUMER EVEN MORE THAN TRUMP'S GODAWFUL TARIFFS, AT THE CHECK OUT COUNTER, ... JUST SAYIN'...READ ON...]
Monday, January 27, 2025
TRUMP HAS PARDONED ALL HIS CO-CONSPIRATORS TO THE JAN. 6TH INSURRECTION, BUT SOME STATE DA ARE STEPPING UP TO THE PLATE TO PUT THESE DANGEROUS CRIMINAL HENCEMEN OF TRUMP BACK IN PRISON WHERE THEY ALL BELONG.[ BY USING STATE CRIMINAL CHARGES THAT DUMOLD TRAMP CAN'T PARDON.] TRUMP PICKS ON LITTLE COLUMBIA FOR OPPOSING TRUMP TREATING ITS CITIZENS CRUELLY AND WITH NO RESPECT OR DIGNITY, JUST LIKE TRUMP TREATS EVERYONE EXCEPT HIS CRIMINAL HENCEMEN OR WOMEN, WHO WILL DO HIS ILLEGAL BIDDING. IRONY IS, COLUMBIA BUYS MORE STUFF FROM US THAN WE BUY FROM COLUMBIA. TRUMP IS TURNING THE WHOLE WORLD INTO AMERICA HATERS AND THIS WILL BODE WELL FOR CHINA IN GETTING OUR FORMER ALLIES TO GIVE CHINA THEIR SUPPORT. TRUMP IS SPREADING HATE FOR TRUMP AND, BY EXTENSION, AMERICA, ALL OVER THE WORLD AFTER BIDEN AND THE DEMOCRATS GOT US THE MOST WORLD ALLIES EVER BEFORE, IN COMBATTING WARLIKE CHINA AND RUSSIA.WAKE UP AND SMELL THE REPUBLICAN TURDS THOSE OF YOU WHO VOTED FOR JUST ONE REPUBLICAN, THEY ARE ALL ANTI AMERICAN WORKING FOR THE GIANT INTERNATIONAL CORPORATE ELITES. JUST LOOK AT MUSK, HE HAS JOINT BUINESSES WITH CHINA AND RUSSIA AND ELSEWHERE, AND TRUMP IS PUTTING HIM IN A POSITION TO FUCK UP ALL OF AMERICAN GOVERNMENT, WITH THE MUSK'S DOGE LEADERSHIP GIVING AWAY THE COUNTRY'S SECRETS , WHILE TRUMP IS OFF PLAYING GOLF.
Saturday, January 25, 2025
IMO TRUMP ADMITTED HE WAS INVOLVED IN THE OVERTHROW OF AMERICAN DEMOCRACY BY PARDONING ALL HIS BROWN SHIRTS ON DAY ONE. AMERICA IS NOT IN GOOD HANDS TODAY SOON THERE WILL BE THE EXECUTIONS OF THOSE WHO WANT LAW AND ORDER IN AMERICA.TRUMP IS SEEKING A DICTATORSHIP LIKE PUTIN CREATED IN RUSSIA FROM OUR DEMOCRACY. THIS RIGHT TO PARDON CRIMINAL MOB ALLIES AND THE RIGHT TO HAVE RIGHT WING NAZI BILLIONAIRES ABLE TO SPEND AS MUCH AS THEY WANT ON ADVERTIZING AND SLANDERING THE OTHER HONEST CANDIDATES IS A HUGE WEAKNESS IN OUR FORMER DEMOCRACY. GOD HELP US.
Tuesday, January 21, 2025
TRUMP IS A CRIMINAL, ALL CHURCHES WHO ENDORSED HIM ARE NOT OF GOD BUT OF THE DEVIL, INCLUDING THE HUCKABEES, ET AL. ALL PERSONS WHO WORSHIP WITH THOSE CHURCHES ARE OF THE DEVIL AND WILL GO STRIGHT TO HELL ON THEIR DEMISE; WHICH MAY COME SOON AS TRUMP WILL NOT CONTAIN THE MARBURG VIRUS ;JUST AS HE DID NOT CONTAIN THE COVID VIRUS... YOU ALL KNOW THIS SO DON'T CLAIM IGNORANCE LATER...READ ON...BISHOP BUDDE IS ON THE OTHER HAND A TRUE PERSON OF GOD, URGING TRUMP TO BE MERCIFUL ON OTHERS OF LESS MEANS AND STATURE, ESPECIALLY LGBQ, GAY AND OTHERS. FOLLOW BISHOP BUDDE AND YOU WILL BE SAVED FROM THE ETERNAL HELLFIRES THAT AWAIT DONALD TRUMP...
Saturday, January 18, 2025
GUESS WHAT, IN OUR HUMBLE OPINION, OOLONG MOSQUE'S LATEST [ PARTIALLY BUILT BY HI-B VISA CREEPS] SPACESHIP IS AS ERRATIC AS IT'S BACKER AND BLOWS UP WITH ALL HANDS DEAD...WELL, ALL HANDS ONLY INCLUDES MICE, COCKROACHES AND WHATEVER WANDERED ONTO THE SHIP FROM THE DUSTY, UGLY TEXAS LANDSCAPE OF XVILLE OOLONG MOSQUE'S HOMEBASE...BUT IMAGINE IF OUR REAL AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS WERE ON MOSQUE'S PILE OF BOLTS DISASTER...AND THIS IS NOT THE FIRST BLOWUP, MOSQUE HAS HAD MANY OF THEM...WE SAY THE USA SHOULD NOT SPEND ANOTHER DIME ON THE POT SMOKING WEIRDO'S ERRATIC ROCKET ENTERPRIZE [HOBBY]... WHAT DO YOU THINK?...SPEND THAT WASTED MONEY ON HOUSING THE HOMELESS, FEEDING POOR CHILDREN AND HEALTHCARE FOR ALL AMERICANS.. BERNIE SAUNDERS WOULD AGREE... INTERESTING THING, KAMALA HARRIS ONLY HAD 73 DAYS TO INTRODUCE HERSELF TO THE USUALLY UNINFORMED VOTER AND LOST TO TRUMP [WHO HAS BEEN CAMPAIGNING FOR THE LAST 12 YEARS AND WAS ON TV FOR MANY YEARS BEFORE THAT] BY LESS THAN %1 PERCENT, AND TRUMP DIDN'T GET EVEN %50 OF THE VOTE, CLEARLY NOT ANY MANDATE FOR ANYTHING. SO WE PROPOSE KAMALA HARRIS AND PETE BUTTGIEG...FOR PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT IN 2028, TWO SHARP, THOUGHTFUL YOUNGISH PEOPLE...LOL, LMAO...
Friday, January 17, 2025
TRAMP'S INAUGURATION WILL BE SO COLD THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE THAT OOLONG MOSQUE'S LIPS WILL BE FROZEN ON TRAMP'S BUTT, WHILE WE BEGIN THE RULE OF AMERICA IN THE ERA OF CAPITALFASISM, MOB RULE BY RACIST TRILLIONAIRE'S WHO AS 5 MEN OWN 76% OF AMERICA AND THEN TRAMP IS GOING TO GIVE THEM TAX FREE STATUS AS HE DID BEFORE... WE SAY AMERICA SHOULD CUT PAYING FOR ROCKET LAUNCHES AND PUT ALL THAT MONEY INTO HOUSING THE HOMELESS, FEEDING THE HUNGRY AND HEALTH CARE FOR ALL; JUST LIKE IN MOST OF THE EDUCATED WORLD INCLUDING CANADA.... ALL REPUBLICANS ARE A DISASTER, E.G., REAGAN DID NOT BRING DOWN THE SOVIET UNION, OUR SUPPORT FOR THE AFGANS IN THEIR WAR WITH RUSSIA BROUGHT THEM DOWN, THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO CONTINUE SUPPORTING UKRAINE'S WAR AGAINST RUSSIA TO BRING THEM DOWN AGAIN. REAGAN WAS REALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SAVINGS AND LOAN DEPRESSION, WHICH WAS AGAIN CLEANED UP BY DEMOCRATS, WE MUST STOP VOTING IN MORE AND MORE CROOKED REPUBLICAN GOVERNMENT'S, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE NAZI TURDS AMERICANS...READ ON...
Thursday, January 16, 2025
sssshhh, check the internet [utube] for bernies latest comments on the billionaire takeover of our democracy by oolong mosque , et al. and check yahoo news on the fact that louie m. took out a ceo of a corp. that has been cheating folks by 1000s% on cancer bills, i find louie not guilty...gutfield is always acting like he is funny, i heard a jokeline? of his , and, and ...totally 3 year old mentality, dumber than demented, dumold tramp...lol...lmao...
Monday, January 13, 2025
SUCKERBERG WILL ALLOW ANY KIND OF FALSE INSULTS AND FALSE STATEMENTS NOW THAT THE DEMS. LEAVE OFFICE, REMEMBER HE IS THE ONE WHO ALLOWED RUSSIA TO SET UP 1000S OF FALSE ADS TO GET IT'S FAVORITE CANDIDATE IN 2016- DUMOLD TRAMP... BERG DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT AMERICAN DEMOCRACY, JUST MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, JUST LIKE TRAMP. AND APARTHEID LOVIN', WHITE SOUTH AFRICAN, OOLONG MOSQUE...WE PROPOSE THAT ALL THE WASTED MONEY SPENT ON OOLONG MOSQUE'S ROCKET LAUNCHES BE TRANSFERRED TO FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ALL AMERICANS...LOL...READ ON...
Friday, January 10, 2025
WE'LL TAKE CANADA IF USA CAN BE RULED BY TRUDEAU AND TRAMP RECALLED, WITH CANADA'S HEALTHCARE SYSTEM. OUR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM HAS INSURANCE COMPANIES TAKING OUR HEALTH DOLLAR TAXES AND GIVING THEM SELVES A HUGE UNFAIR, CROOKED, CUT- [THANK YOU LOUIE M.] AMERICA SHOULD IMMEDIATELY ELIMINATE THE REPUBLICAN INSURANCE MIDDLEMAN CORPS. FROM AMERICAN HEALTH INSURANCE LIKE CANADA DOES. READ ON FOR MORE GOOD IDEAS...
Thursday, January 9, 2025
REPUBLICANS CAUSED THE CALIFORNIA FIRES BY NOT LEGISLATING AGAINST CLIMATE CHANGE FOR THE LAST 50 + YEARS, NOT THE DEMS. JUST LIKE THEY ALLOWED THE TOBACCO COS. TO KILL EVERYONE AND THE LAST PANDEMIC TO KILL MILLIONS BY TRUMP SAYING IT WAS JUST A MILD FLU YEAR. DON'T STICK YOUR HEAD TOO FAR UP YOUR ASS OR PEOPLE WILL SAY YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN OR DUMOLD TRAMP., LMAO...READ ON, LOL...
Saturday, January 4, 2025
CLEARLY, ONE OF THE SEVERAL THINGS DEMOS. AND MAGAS AGREE ON, IS GIVING TOP JOBS ONLY TO AMERICAN WORKERS; TRUMP HAS KISSED AUTISTIC WIERD KING OOLONG MOSQUE'S ASS AND LET US ALL DOWN, AGREEING ON GIVING OUR TOP JOBS TO FOREIGN WORKERS.. AS KING ELON INSISTED, LIKE ALL THE HUGELY RICH BILLIONAIRES AND CORPORATIONS , KING ELON WANTS TO HIRE ONLY FOREIGN WORKERS ON HI-B VISAS TO WORK IN AMERICAN FACTORIES; SO HE CAN PAY THEM WAY LESS, WORK THEM ALL HOURS, AND TREAT THEM LIKE SLAVES, BECAUSE IF HE FIRES THEM THEY IMMEDIATLY GET DEPORTED. THAT IS WHY ELON MOVED FROM CALIFORNIA TO TEXAS SO HE WOULD HAVE NO DEMOCRATIC POLITICIONS TELLING HIM HE COULDN'T KEEP VIOLATING HIS WORKERS RIGHTS. CALLING HIS WORKERS NAMES AND MAKING THEM WORSHIP HIM AND WORK FOR LONG HOURS, AT LESS THAN THEY DESERVED UNDER THE LAW... REPUBLICAN TEXAS NEVER BOTHERS CORPORATIONS, ALMOST ALL THE REPUBLICAN POLITICIONS THERE ARE ON THE TAKE. SO WE AGREE WITH MAGA ON HI-B VISAS BEING AN AMERICAN JOB STEALER, WHICH SHOULD BE ENDED, NOW! TAKING JOBS FROM AMERICANS AND EVEN BEING REQUIRED TO TRAIN THE FOREIGNER IF THEY WANT TO GET THEIR FIRED SEVERANCE PAY., BUT TRUMP IS AGAIN DOING WHAT HIS GREEDY BILLIONAIRES TELL HIM TO DO, SO HE IS GOING TO CONTINUE TO ALLOW THESE FOREIGNERS TO TAKE ALL THE GOOD AMERICAN JOBS AWAY FROM AMERICANS, WHO WENT TO EXPENSIVE COLLEGES TO EARN THEM. [A REPUBLICAN LOOPHOLE JUST LIKE TRUMP'S TAX CUTS FOR THE BILLIONAIRES. WE AMERICANS BOTH MAGA AND DEMOCRAT, MAY AS WELL JUST SHIP OUR FACTORIES TO CHINA OR IRAN, AS THE REPUBLICANS HAVE BEEN ALLOWING THIS FOR DECADES EVER SINCE NIXON, REAGAN, BUSH i AND ii, AND TRUMPS LAST TERM. WARREN AND SANDERS CONDEMN IT BUT THE REPUBLICANS WON'T BUDGE JUST LIKE THE FEDERAL MINIMUM WAGE IS STILL A MEASLY $7.25, SINCE THE REPUBLICANS HAVE REFUSED TO RAISE IT FOR 60 YEARS.SO WE THINK MAGA GOT THIS ONE RIGHT; BUT TRUMP SOLD MAGA OUT. ALSO WE DEMOS. SAY NO MORE H1-B VISA'S, AND ONLY ALLOW FARM WORKERS WHEN THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY NEEDED AND NO ONE ELSE WANTS THE JOB.... HOT AIR RAMASLIMY IS WRONG TOO, AMERICAN WORKERS HAVE THE EDUCATION AND SKILLS TO DO ANY JOB, PERIOD. WE PUT 12 MEN ON THE MOON NO OTHER COUNTRY HAS EVEN DONE IT WITH ONE MAN. TELL YOU WHAT, LET'S JUST DEPORT KING ELON AND RAMASLIMY, THEY ARE CANCERS TO AMERICA, GREEDY WELFARE QUEENS AND THEY HATE AMERICA AND AMERICANS., THEY ARE REALLY FOREIGN IN MIND AND HEART [IF THEY EVEN HAVE ANY HEARTS, ELON FIRED 2000 FAMILIES ON CHRISTMAS EVE, WE KNOW HE DOESN'T HAVE A HEART.] ... READ ON FOR MORE FREE SPEECH OPINION, PARODY, HUMOR AND HYPERBOLE , LOL, LMAO...
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