READ @ FIGGPOST.COM TO GET THE LATEST FIGGYPUDDING HUMOR 'S "NEWS", MORE HONEST THAN FOX, BIPARTISAN, FAUX NEWS & HUMOR & PARODY & SATIRE, BRING MOCK BACK TO DEMOCRACY, LATEST TRUMP' LIES...WAKE UP & SMELL THE TURDS AMERICA,THE REPUBLICANS REJECT CLIMATE CHANGE, THIS YEAR IS A HEAT RECORD CALIF. DRYING UP AND FLORIDA FILLING UP WITH OCEAN FLOODING, REPUBLICANS, ENEMIES OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAVE BEEN BOUGHT OUT BY CORPORATIONS, BIG OIL, PHARMA, ETC.
Thursday, June 29, 2023
BIDENOMICS IS THE ROAD WE MUST TAKE TO MAKE AMERICA THE GREATEST NATION ON EARTH. PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS UNITED NATO AFTER TRUMP INSULTED ALL OF OUR ALLIES, AND WE HAVE UNITED WITH UKRAINE TO BRING RUSSIA TO ITS KNEES. BIDEN WILL DO THE SAME WITH CHINA WITH OUR PACIFIC ALLIES WHICH HE HAS BROUGHT TOGETHER AFTER TRUMP INSULTED AND DISPERSED THEM. HE HAS STOPPED CHINA FROM BUYING OUR FARMLAND AND ANY LAND NEAR OUR BASES, PRESIDENT BIDEN IS MAKING AMERICA THE ONLY PLACE WE WILL BUILD MOTHERBOARDS AND SEMICONDUCTERS. HE HAS CUT THE DEBT BY ALMOST 2 TRILLION AND HE IS BUILDING OUR TOTAL INFRASTRUCTURE EVEN IN BACKWARDS REPUBLICAN SOUTHERN STATES LIKE DUSTY, DESERT, GOD FORSAKEN TEXAS, WE NEED ALL AMERICANS TO VOTE OUT ALL, THAT'S ALL THE REPUBLICANS, SO PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS THE VOTES TO GET STAGE 2 DONE AS WELL TO PROTECT AMERICAN DEMOCRACY FROM THE CRAZIES OF THE TOTAL MAGA REPUBLICAN PARTY. REMEMBER BIDENOMICS [FROM THE BOTTOM UP AND THE MIDDLE OUT, NO MORE TRICKLE DOWN PISSING ON YOUR HEAD BY THE REPUBLICAN PARTY CORPORATE ELITES] FOR ::... RESTORING... OUR... AMERICAN... DEMOCRACY... OR R.O.A.D.... BIDEN NEEDS YOUR STRAIGHT DEMOCRATIC TICKET VOTED BY EVERY ONE OF YOU TO SAVE AMERICA FROM A TOTAL REPUBLICAN CRAZY, CRIMINAL DICTATORSHIP DISASTER...FOLLOW THE BIDENOMICS R.O.A.D. [JOBS AND WAGES ARE ALREADY UP 300%] WITH JOE .. AND ABOUT HUNTER, HE IS AN INTERNATIONAL ATTORNEY, 5 OR 10 MILLION ARE CHEAP FEES FOR ARRANGING INTERNATIONAL CONTRACTS BETWEEN COUNTRIES, AND HE HAS A HUGE DIVERSE BACKGROUND WITH MANY COUNTRIES, SPEAKING OF BRIBES, JARED KUSNER TOOK 2 BILLION FOR TRUMP FROM THE SAUDIS WHY ISN'T THE HOUSE INVESTIGATING THAT, IT'S WELL KNOWN, NOT RUSSIA PLANTED, INADMISSABLE MULTIPLE HEARSAY, FROM SOME GUILIANI PAID LIAR WHO DOESN'T EXIST.. OR IVANA AND DON, JR. DEAL OF FRAUD IN THE SALES OF TRUMP SOHO CONDOS, ALSO WELL PROVEN? A BRIBE WAS PAID TO THE MANHATTEN D.A. BY A TRUMP LAWYER, EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT THAT TOO? ?...READ ON FOR THE TRUTH IN POLITICS... [FIRST RULE IN POLITICS : DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR CANDIDATE, BECAUSE WHEN YOU FIND OUT HE IS AN OUTRIGHT CROOK LIKE DONALD, YOU WILL BE STUCK DEFENDING HIM, WHILE BROKEN HEARTED; BETTER TO JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT BEST CANDIDATE, ONE WHO DOESN'T LIE IN EVERY BREATH]...
Wednesday, June 28, 2023
HUMAN, ALBINO, SNAKE, TRICKY RICK SCOTT, SAYS HE DOESN'T WELCOME SOCIALISTS AND BIG GOVERNMENT BELIEVERS IN 'HIS' FLORIDA. HIS CORPORATION STOLE 1 BILLION DOLLARS FROM MEDICARE [HE TOOK THE 5TH ABOUT 100 TIMES, TO AVOID PRISON ;THATS WHAT IT'S FOR, RIGHT TRICKY RICK] SO HE CERTAINLY 'LIKES,' RIPPING OFF, BIG GOVERNMENT... HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING AGAINST NAZIS AND CON-MEN, SO HE AND DESANTIS LOVE THEIR SWASTICA MAGA TRUMP BUDDIES. ANYONE WHO VOTES FOR THEM IS WHACK-A -DOODLE... AS A DEMOCRAT WHO HAS LIVED LONGER IN FLORIDA THAN BOTH OF THEM, I DO WELCOME SOCIALISTS AND BIG GOVERNMENT, AS LONG AS IT'S NOT BIG DICTATORIAL DESANTIS GOVERNMENT, LIKE THESE REPUBLICANS WHO BAN BOOKS, LIMIT FREE SPEECH [CAN'T EVEN SAY 'GAY'] AND PROMOTE MASS KILLINGS OF LITTLE SCHOOLCHILDREN, MAGA TREASON AND THE ANTI-DEMOCRATIC OVERTHROW OF OUR DEMOCRACY. SO RICK AND RON, PLEASE GET THE HELL OUT OF 'OUR' FLORIDA, GO TO RUSSIA WHERE YOU BELONG WITH THE OTHER MONSTEROUS, MURDEROUS DICTATORS, YOUR PIN HEAD WOULD LOOK GREAT IN A HUGE RUSSIA MILITARY HAT, TRICKY RICKY, LOL....KEEP READING FIGGPOST AND MSNBC FOR THE TRUTH IN AMERICAN POLITICS...READ ON...
Saturday, June 24, 2023
DUMB, BULBOUS, LOW INTELLECT, FAT APE, MUSK AGAINST SLIM, MUSCLED, SMARTER BUT SMALL, ZUCKERMAN, NOT WORTH THE SHOW. BELIEVE YOU ME, YOU'D RATHER WATCH SHARK TANK; WHERE DUMB, ARROGANT, UGLY BILLIONAIRES DO WHAT THEY DO BEST, CHEAP-SHOT INSULTS, MASSIVE GREED AND IMMATURITY... I THINK THAT SUMS UP THE PICTURE NICELY IN ONE SENTENCE. I HOPE THESE 2 DON'T TEAM UP AND DO LIKE TRUMP AND BRING THEIR STUPID, CRUDE SELFISH, RETARDED BUSINESS 'SKILLS' IN AN ATTEMPT AT THE PRESIDENCY; WE ARE BARELY GOING TO SURVIVE TRUMPISM. .. READ ON FOR MORE TRUTHS...
Wednesday, June 21, 2023
THE REPUBLICANS ARE SCREAMING THAT WOKE, TRANS KIDS AND AFRICAN HISTORY IN AMERICA IS A THREAT FOR OUR KIDS... YET, THE FACT IS THAT THE BIGGEST KILLER OF LITTLE CHILDREN IS AUTOMATIC GUNS, IN AMERICA, PLUS UNCHECKED REPUBLICAN SUPPORTED NAZI GROUP KILLINGS IN SCHOOLS, BUT THE ELECTED REPUBLICANS WON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT RESTRICTING GUNS FROM CRAZY MEN, OR LIMITING THE SALE OF GUNS WHICH ARE ABLE TO KILL 100 SWEET LITTLE CHILDREN IN 5 SECONDS... TOMARROW A REPUBLICAN MAGA WACHO WITH A MACHINE GUN MAY VISIT YOUR KID'S SCHOOL.. YOUR SWEET LITTLE CHILD WILL GET NO HELP FROM ANY ELECTED REPUBLICANS... INSTEAD, ELECTED REPUBLICANS ARE TRYING TO DISTRACT THE VOTERS BY GOING AFTER THINGS LIKE "WOKE," A WORD WHICH NO ONE KNOWS THE MEANING OF.... REPUBLICAN DESANTIS AND LINDSY GRAHM ARE TYPICAL BIG REPUBLICAN MAGA WACKOS WHO HAVE GERRYMANDERED THEIR STATES SO THEY HAVE DICTATORSHIP POWERS AND ALLOW ANY WACKO TO WALK AROUND SCHOOLS WITH AUTOMATIC WAR WEAPONS,,...'WOKE' WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT IS A BIG RON DESANTIS, GOP, MAGA REPUBLICAN DIVERSION FROM ALL THE GUNS AND NAZIS KILLING OUR KIDS BECAUSE ALL THE SCARED REPUBLICANS DON'T WANT THE NAZI NRA TO BAN THEM AS CANDIDATES FOR THE REPUBLICAN PARTY... THE NAZI NRA IS REALLY GUN CORPORATIONS WHICH SELL THESE MACHINE GUNS TO ANY CRAZY NAZI IN AMERICA [ONE GROUP IS CALLED THE 'ATOMWAFFEN', THEY ARE LONE-WOLF KILLERS LIKE TIM MCVEIGH]]. AND THE MAGA REPUBLICANS ARE AFRAID TO DO A THING ABOUT IT...VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRATIC BECAUSE THEY WILL LIMIT GUNS IN AMERICA... BY THE WAY, WHAT IS THE SPORT IN HUNTING A HALF-TON WILD BOAR WITH AN AUTOMATIC ASSAULT MACHINE GUN?... IF YOU ARE REALLY A SPORTSMAN YOU HUNT WITH A BOW AND ARROWS LIKE I DID AS A TEEN CAMPING IN THE BEAUTIFUL REDWOOD COAST RANGE MOUNTAINS AROUND WILLITS, CALIFORNIA, WHERE I GREW UP, THAT'S A SPORTSMAN'S WAY OF HUNTING [ I WOULDN'T HUNT A PRETTY LITTLE DEER, THEY LOOK LIKE DELICATE FAIRIES IN THE WOODS, LONG LIVE THE DEER.. YOU CISSY ELECTED REPUBLICANS ON THE OTHER HAND, ARE TRULY TRIPLE WIMPS, EVEN AFRAID TO ADMIT YOU ARE BIG HUGE CISSIES .BTW WHILE IN THE US NAVY WE ALSO DOVE AMONG TIGER SHARKS, OFF MIDWAY ISLAND, WITH JUST A DIVE KNIFE AND A HAWAIIAN SLING...YOU MAGA REPUBLICANS ARE ALL BIG HUGE MAGA WUSSES [PLEASE DONALD GIVE ME A PARDON]... VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT TO LIMIT THIS MAGA REPUBLICAN GUN DANGER FROM YOUR KIDS IN AMERICA, NO JOKE...FOR MORE TRUTHS IN AMERICA READ ON...... ...
Saturday, June 17, 2023
THE LATEST TRICKS BY THE CORPORATE REPUBLICAN CON-MEN [1] DIRSOWITZ SAYS HE IS A DEMOCRAT [[ TOTAL BS ]], THEN HE SAYS TRUMP IS INNOCENT OF ALL THE CHARGES IN THE LATEST INDICTMENT, WHY? BECAUSE HE GETS TONS OF MONEY TO GO ON FOX AND SPEW HIS BS STATEMENTS; [2] ROBERT KENNEDY, JR. SAYS HE IS A DEMOCRAT [ TOTAL BS], AND THEN SAYS BIDEN IS NOT FOR THE MIDDLECLASS [FALSE], BIDEN IS TRYING TO HELP FOLKS WITH INSULIN COSTS [DOWN TO ONLY $35 A MONTH], CANCELING COLLEGE LOANS, WHICH THE REPUBLICANS ARE TRYING TO BLOCK, THEN THAT THE DEMOCRATS ARE FOR EXTENDED WARS WHEN REPUBLICANS, BUSH 1 AND 2 STARTED DIFFERENT WARS WITH BOTH IRAQ AND AFGANISTAN, [BIDEN ENDED BOTH WARS], THAT BIDEN IS IN BED WITH DRUG COS. WHEN BIDEN CUT INSOLIN PRICES AND IS NEGOTIATING LOW DRUG COSTS ON MEDICARE FOR SENIORS AND ALL OTHERS, TO THE TUNE OF SAVING AMERICANS TRILLIONS, KENNEDY JR. IS REALLY A REPUBLICAN, TRYING TO PASS AS A DEMOCRAT; [3] TRUMP SAYS BIDEN IS WEAPONIZING GOVT. WHEN TRUMP WEAPONIZED GOVT. BLOCKING THE MUELLER REPORT USING BARR, FIRING THE HEADS OF THE FBI SO HE COULD PUT IN A CRONIE, USING THE HOUSE AND MCCARTHY TO WEAPONIZE THE HOUSE TO ATTACK HUNTER AND THE BIDENS ON PHONY LIES THAT GUILIANI CREATED IN HIS UKRAINE VISITS FOR TRUMP, TO CITE SOME OBVIOUS EXAMPLES. BIDEN IS WORKING FOR THE MIDDLE AND WORKING CLASS AND THE CORPORATIONS ARE HIRING LOTS OF LIARS TO MUDDY THE WATERS. DON'T BE A FOOL VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT FOR EVERY OFFICE, EVERY ELECTION. IF TRUMP GETS BACK IN HE WILL TOTALLY WEAPONIZE THE GOVERNMENT AGAINST THE MIDDLECLASS FOR THE CORPORATIONS AND TURN GOVERNMENT INTO A DICTATORSHIP LIKE CHINA WHICH GOVT. HE ADMIRES, WATCH OUT !!
Saturday, June 10, 2023
PLEASE, PLEASE VOTERS, NO TRUMP TRAITORS FOR PRESIDENT, NO PARDONS FOR TRUMP FAMILY TRAITORS...TOP NEWS...WATCH ONLY MSNBC FOR TRUTHFUL NEWS...BIDEN HAS CREATED MORE JOBS THAN ANY PRESIDENT IN HISTORY, INFLATION IS NOW DOWN TO 3.9 %, STOCK MARKET IS BOOMING, SALARIES ARE UP TO RECORD HIGHS IN DEMOCRATIC STATES [$20 AN HOUR IS COMMON IN BEAUTIFUL, POT LEGAL, SUNNY, LOVELY CALIFORNIA], UNIONS ARE STRONG, BIDEN'S DEMOCRATIC ECONOMY IS REALLY GREAT ESPECIALLY IN DEMOCRATIC GOVERNED STATES [A HALF DOZEN EGGS IN CALIFORNIA IS NOW ONLY $1.25], REPUBLICAN GOVERNED STATES ARE STILL A BIG YUCH, CONSIDERING THE MAGA REPUBLICAN CORPORATIONS ARE RAISING PRICES ON EVERYTHING THERE JUST OUT OF GREED; HOWEVER, BIDEN IS MANAGING TO CUT THESE REPUBLICAN CORPORATION GREEDY PRICES WITH ALL KINDS OF TRICKS, LIKE MATCHING FUNDS IF TEXAS TESLA DROPS ITS CAR PRICES 20000 DOLLARS, AND SO ON AND ON, THE REPUBLICAN INTEREST RATE COMMITTEE [THE FEDERAL RESERVE, THE FED, CONTROLLED BY REPUBLICAN CORPORATE BANKERS], STILL KEEPS RAISING INTEREST RATES AND BIDEN CAN'T STOP THE MAGA REPUBLICANS. THE MAGA BANANA REPUBLICANS ALMOST STOPPED THE ECONOMY FROM PAYING IT'S DEBTS UNLESS THE PRESIDENT TOOK SOME NEEDY PEOPLE OFF FOOD STAMPS, WHICH HELP FAMILY FARMS AS WELL AS STARVING FAMILIES. MAN WHO CLAIMS TO KNOW OF A BRIBE OF 5 MIL. TO HUNTER BIDEN IS A GUILIANI/TRUMP/PUTIN STOOGE RUSSIAN FALSE NEWS SCAMMER WHO WAS DEAD BEFORE HUNTER BIDEN EVEN ARRIVED IN UKRANE AND HIS WIFE? IS LONG MISSING? , IT'S ALL ANOTHER MADE UP TRUMP/GUILANI LIE AND SCAM, AS JOE BIDEN SAYS 'MALARKY' AND HAS BEEN LOOKED AT DEEPLY BY THE BARR CONTROLLED FBI AND IS A BIG HUGE FOX/ NEWSMAX/ AMVO PHONEY, FAKE MEAT NOTHINGBURGER... TRUMP IS CLEARLY GUILTY OF ESPIONAGE SAYS HIS FELLOW MIAMI GRAND JURY CITIZENS, AS CLEARLY SPELLED OUT IN MIAMI INDICTMENT BY FLORIDA CITIZEN GRAND JURY OF STEALING AND SELLING HUNDREDS OF AMERICA'S MOST SENSITIVE TOP SECRET CLASSIFIED SECURITY DOCUMENTS, SOLD TO RUSSIA, PUTIN, CHINA [MAR-A GO-GO IS CRAWLING WITH CHINESE AGENTS DOING BUSINESS WITH TRUMP, THE NOW INDEPENDANT FBI HAS CAUGHT AT LEAST ONE WHO IS IN PRISON WAITING FOR TRUMP TO JOIN HIM AGAIN] , NORTH KOREA AND IRAN, FOR BILLIONS. THE ONLY FOLKS WHO SHOWED UP IN MIAMI WERE TRUMP FLAG SALESMEN STUCK WITH EXCESS INVENTORY, EVEN HIS BUDDIES THE NAZIS, HAVE CHANGED THEIR ALLIEGENCE TO DESANTIS [NOWPROTESTING DISNEYWORLD FOR HIM], SAD DAY FOR TRUMP, GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM SAYS. GOOD DAY FOR FREEDOM BECAUSE BERLESCONI, TRUMP AND NAZI CHRISTIAN TV SPOKESMAN PAT ROBERTSON, HAVE DIED AND GONE TO HELL, OR ARE GOING TO PRISON...FOR MORE TRUTH IN NEWS, FOLLOW FIGGPOST ON GOOGLE AND READ ON...
WATCH ONLY MSNBC FOR REAL NEWS, NOT FAKE NEWS LIKE FOX OR NEWSMAX...LOOKING AT THESE TRUMP VOTERS IS TO SEE THEY ARE A STUPID BRAINWASHED CULT, WITH TRUMP AS THEIR GOD AND GUNS AS THEIR FALLBACK POSITION NOW THAT TRUMP'S REPUBLICAN SUPREME COURT HAS ARMED ALL OF THESE ENRAPTURED CULTISTS WITH THE RIGHT TO CARRY GUNS LIKE THE WILD WEST, FOR THEIR REVOLUTION, LOL;. THEY WILL NOT GIVE UP WANTING TO MAKE TRUMP THEIR RULER UNTIL THEY ARE ALL DEAD OR IN PRISON, LOL... TRUMP, IS THEIR GOD ON EARTH [HE HAS BULLSHITTED THEM SO MUCH, AND THEY ARE SO STUPID]. WE PREFER JESUS.. THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMEST PASTORS AND PRIESTS [YES EVEN CATHOLICS, TOO] HAVE THEM WHIPPED UP INTO THIS GOD ON EARTH TRUMP FRENZY...WACKY KARI LAKE, JUST SAID AT A RALLY, THAT THE TRUMP SUPPORTERS WERE 78 MILLION AND THEY WERE ARMED NRA MEMBERS AND THEY WOULD NOT LET THE GOVERNMENT TAKE TRUMP TO JAIL, SHE SAID THIS STATEMENT WASN'T A THREAT BUT A :"PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT'...' THIS WOMAN LIKE THE REST OF THEM ARE BAT-SHIT CULT CRAZIES... WE MUST WEED ALL OF THEM OUT OF OUR POLICE, OUR MILITARY AND ANY POWERFUL GOVERNMENT POSITIONS WHERE THEY ARE LOCATED...THEY ARE A BIGGER THREAT TO AMERICAN DEMOCRACY THAN CHINA, RUSSIA AND NORTH KOREA COMBINED...THEY ARE ALREADY DOING THE MOST DAMAGE AND ARE THE GREATEST THREAT TO OUR DEMOCRACY IT HAS EVER FACED...WE MUST ACT NOW OR IT WILL BE TOO LATE ! ! ! VOTE FOR SOMEONE WHO WILL UNITE THE COUNTRY LIKE JOE BIDEN, NOT SOMEONE WHO INSULTS EVERYONE AND DIVIDES US LIKE TRUMP, DESANTIS AND MAGA...READ ON FOR MORE TRUTH...
Tuesday, June 6, 2023
PLANE THAT FLEW VICTIMS OF CHILE'S FASCIST GOVERNMENT INTO THE PACIFIC TO BE DROPPED TO THE SHARKS, RECENTLY FOUND IN FORT LAUTERDALE, FLORIDA, OWNED BY BILLIONAIRE TRUMP [REALLY THE DEMON GOD MOLOCH, ON EARTH, THE CHILD SACRAFICING GOD], REGULARLY FLYING VICTIMS OF FASCIST MAGA FLORIDA GOVERNOR [DEMON GOD MOLOCH TRUMP'S BASTARD SON ON EARTH, WHO SECRETLY UNDERCOUNTED THE DEATHS OF CITIZENS OF FLORIDA TO COVID BY ALMOST 1 MILLION, AND DEATHS OF CHILDREN TO GUNS LAYING AROUND CHILDRENS' HOMES BY PARENTS BY ALMOST 1/2 A MILLION] TO PLANE FLIGHTS THEN DROPPED TO THE SHARKS IN THE ATLANTIC, OFF FLORIDA, INCLUDED 230 KIDNAPPED CUBAN MISSING CHILDREN AND 4 PREGNANT KIDNAPPED FEMALE STUDENTS OF FLORIDA'S STATE UNIVERSITY ALONG WITH SEVERAL PREGNANT KIDNAPPED CUBAN MIGRANTS [TOLD THEY WOULD BE TAKEN TO MARTHA'S VINEYARD] ALL PROVING THE MAGA REPUBLICANS DON'T REALLY VALUE LIFE ONE TINY BIT.
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