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Friday, February 28, 2025
THIS IS GUARANTEED TO SHOCK YOU : DUE TO TRUMPS' GOOFY TAXIFF ACTIONS, TOP ECONOMICISTS FORSEE QUICKLY RISING GAS PRICES, EGG PRICES, ALL PRICES CREATING HUGE INCREASES; WHILE THE BIDEN AND DEMOCRATS WERE KEEPING CONSUMER COSTS WAY DOWN AND RAISING WAGES AND MAKING MORE AND MORE JOBS AVAILABLE. YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY INCREASES ARE DUE TO BIDEN'S IMPROVED LAWS, NOT TRUMPS' WHO IS IN THE PROCESS OF DAMAGING THE FEDERAL SYSTEMS OF HELPING AND PROTECTING WORKING AMERICANS. TRUMP IS JUST GOING FOR HUGE TAX CUTS FOR BILLIONAIRES AND GIANT CORPORATIONS. AND ENDING DEMOCRACY IN AMERICA. BILLIONAIRES BUYING BRAND NEW JETS WHILE WORKERS CAN'T EVEN AFFORD GAS FOR THEIR CARS THEY NOW HAVE TO DRIVE EACH DAY TO WORK...AFTER FIRING ALL THE AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS, AND MAKING AIR TRAVEL UNSAFE , SOCIOPATH MUSK WANTS TO SELL US HIS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM TO USA. ..THAT WAS THE METHOD ALL ALONG TO HIS MADNESS CAUSING ALL THE AIR CRASHS AND DEATH, , PURE GREED AND PROFIT., LEX LUTHER THINKING, YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP...READ ON...
Thursday, February 27, 2025
THIS WILL TOTALLY BLOW YOUR MIND: GEORGE CONWAY, REPUBLICAN COMMENTATOR SAYS TRUMP WANTS TO GET REVENGE ON AMERICAN GOVERNMENT BY BURNING IT ALL DOWN, THAT IS WHY HE IS PUTTING IN THE MOST EXTREME ANTI-GOVERNMENT PEOPLE INTO HEADS OF ALL THE OFFICES AND HE HAS MUSK DESTROYING THE GOVERNMENT WORKFORCE, WHILE TRUMP IS OFF GOLFING..IN THAT LIGHT, HERE'S WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN UP TO LATELY TO DESTROY OUR CONSTITUTION, DEMOCRACY. AND HEALTH.....ALL OF THE DOCTORS SAY EBOLA IS NOT BEING HANDLED AS ELON MUSK SAID IT WAS, THAT HE CUT OFF FUNDS FOR THE CONTROL OF EBOLA AND THEY HAVEN'T BEEN RESTORED, THAT MUSK LIED SAYING THAT THEY WERE RESTORED. SO MUSK'S COMMENTS TO THE WHOLE COUNTRY AND TO THE GOVERNMENT CABINENT WERE TOTAL LIES, TOTAL "GARBAGE" AS ONE DOCTOR SAID..., THE PROBLEM IS EBOLA IS MORE DEADLY THAN COVID, WE HAVE NO VACCINES AND WITHOUT CAREFULLY TREATING IT, IT WILL SPREAD TO AMERICA AND THE WORLD AND CAUSE ANOTHER PANDEMIC; KILLING MILLIONS OF AMERICANS JUST LIKE TRUMP DID BEFORE WITH COVID, ONLY THIS IS MORE DEADLY, RECENTLY INFECTING AND KILLING AN AMERICAN NURSE.TRUMP AND MUSK ARE NOTHING BUT LYING, SOCIOPATHS, CAUSING CRAZY CHAOS AND DEADS FOR AMERICA...IT IS A BAD TIME BECAUSE TRUMP AND THE REPUBLICANS ARE CUTTING MEDICADE, MEDICARE, SOCIAL SECURITY, SNAP, JUST WHEN PEOPLE NEED THESE MEDICAL PLANS TO SURVIVE TRUMPS EBOLA, WHICH IS COMING TO AMERICA . AND, THANKS TO TRUMP, ROBERT KENNEDY AND ELON MUSK. OUR CDC VACCINE EXPERTS HAVE BEEN FIRED JUST WHEN WE NEED THEM MORE THAN EVER FOR ANOTHER PANDEMIC ...READ ON...
Wednesday, February 26, 2025
TRUMP MAGAS WANT HIM TO REDUCE HEALTH INSURANCE COSTS, BUT HE IS GOING TO DO THE OPPOSITE AND CUT INSURANCE BENEFITS TO GIVE ELON MUSK AND THE CORRUPT CORPORATIONS HUGE TAX CUTS SOMETIMES AS MUCH AS TAX FREE STATUS FOR THE RICHEST; PLUS, A NEW 5 TRILLION ADDED ON THE USA BUDGET DEFICIT. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS LANGUAGE , IT'S SIMPLE: TRUMP IS GOING TO SCREW THE MAGA NON-BILLIONAIRES AND EVERYONE ELSE, EXCEPT HIS FELLOW BILLIONAIRES.
Monday, February 24, 2025
WHAT ARE TRUMP AND MUSK UP TO? MUSK WANTS TO CUT GOVERNMENT SO TRUMP CAN GIVE HIM TAX FREE LAW CHANGES FOR ALL HIS 300+ BILLIONS OF INCOME, WHICH TAXES PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS ABLE TO RAISE A LITTLE, BUT MUSK, LIKE TRUMP ALSO CRAVES SOMETHING WITH HIS 200 MILLION RIGHT WING FOLLOWERS ON "X" AND IN THE NEO-NAZI PARTY OF GERMANY, YES HE AND TRUMP WANT MORE, MUCH MORE, THEY WANT ULTIMATE POWER FOR LIFE, POWER TO CONTROL THE US AS A DICTATOR, POWER TO CONTROL ANYONE'S LIFE AS DICTATOR, THAT'S WHY HE PUT HIS RIGHT WING UNKNOWN CRONIES AS HEAD OF THE MILITARY , WHY HE PARDONED ALL OF THE THOUSANDS OF SKIN HEADS AND PROUD BOYS AND OATH KEEPERS OF JAN. 6, TO STAND BY, WHY HE IS TRYING TO BREAK UP NATO, ALL SO THAT WHEN TRUMP DECLARES MARTIAL LAW AND TAKES OVER THE GOVERNMENT, THERE WILL BE HIS MILITARY TO BACK HIM UP, BIG TIME, NO RESISTANCE POSSIBLE. THEN HE PLANS TO SET HIMSELF UP AS DICTATOR [PRESIDENT FOR LIFE, LIKE PUTIN]. HE THEN PLANS ON MAKING HIS FAMILY SOME KIND OF ROYALTY, HE EVEN CLUED US TO HIS PLANS BY NAMING HIS LATEST KID, "BARON." NO LAW STOPS HIM FROM DOING ANYTHING, HE SAYS HE COULD KILL YOU IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND NO ONE COULD STOP HIM., HE REFUSES TO OBEY ANY LAWS AND JUST HAS HIS ATTORNEYS SUING EVERYONE WHO GETS IN HIS WAY. HE IS RIGHT NOW BREAKING SOME LAW OF CONGRESS WHICH SAYS HE HAS TO PAY WORKERS IN COLORADO FOR FIXING THE ROADS. HE WILL SAY ANY LIE TO CONFUSE ANY ISSUE AND CREATE A DIVERSION, LIKE TAKING OVER PANAMA OR GREENLAND, OR MAKING GAZA AMERICAN BEACHFRONT PROPERTY, WHILE HE IS BUSY BREAKING AMERICAN DEMOCRACY LAWS SET TO HELP AMERICANS SOCIAL SECURITY, SNAP, SCHOOL LUNCH, ETC. THE FIRST JUDGE WHO SEES THROUGH HIS DIVERSIONS AND STANDS UP TO HIM AND PUTS HIM IN HIS PLACE OVER AND OVER, PUTS HIM IN JAIL FOR CONTEMPT AND FINES HIM MILLIONS AND BILLIONS TO GET HIS ATTENTION, SHOULD BE PLACED ON THE SUPREME COURT AS CHIEF JUSTICE, NOT THESE TRUMP APPOINTED CORRUPT REPUBLICAN JUDGES WE HAVE NOW, THANKS TO THE CROOKED EFFORTS OF A TRUMPIAN TYPE LAW BREAKER, SENATOR MCCONNOLL, WHO CHEATED DEMOCRATS OUT OF THEIR RIGHTFUL PICKS.FOR THE COURT BECAUSE OBAMA WAS A BLACK PERSON. OF COURSE "WOKE", AND "DEI," WHEN TRUMP AND MUSK SPEAK THEM MEAN THE " N" WORD. OBVIOUSLY, YOU ALREADY SAW THAT, SO SEE, YOU'RE ALREADY PICKING UP THE DICTATORSHIP CLUES OF TRUMP AND MUSK AND THEIR MAGA CRONIES, AND IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD FOR AMERICAN DEMOCRACY, SPEAK UP, VOTE ANTI MAGA, WRITE AND CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVE, PROTEST, RUN FOR OFFICE, DONATE TO ACLU, DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING TO SAVE OUR DEMOCRACY AND PUT TRUMP IN PRISON WHERE HE NOW HAS SHOWN HE RIGHTFULLY BELONGS, AS A CONFIRMED FELON AND ASSAULTOR OF WOMEN... READ ON...
Friday, February 21, 2025
RACIST ELON MUSK IS REALLY, ILLEGALLY, CUTTING YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY, MEDICARE, MEDICADE, SNAP, DISABILITY, FREE SCHOOL LUNCH, ETC., JUST SO HE CAN GET A BIG TAX CUT FROM THE REPUBLICAN CONGRESS AGAIN, SO HE CAN PAY ZERO TAXES AGAIN, SAME WITH TRUMP, WHO ALWAYS BRAGS ABOUT PAYING ZERO TAXES [SEE CLINTON DEBATE ]. 'DEI' IS JUST A MUSK /TRUMP/MAGA CODE WORD FOR 'NI**ER'. REMEMBER, YOU SHOULD ALWAYS VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT TO PROTECT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY, MEDICARE , MEDICADE, ETC. HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SHOW YOU THIS FACT: THE REPUBLICANS HAVE ALWAYS VERBALLY ATTACKED THESE PROGRAMS, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY IN PUBLIC. SO SIMPLE, ALWAYS VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT THEY ARE THE ONLY TRUE WORKING PEOPLES' PARTY., FOX AND ROGAN ATTACK DEMOCRATS WITH MONSTEROUS LIES, WHY/ GUESS, BECAUSE THE HUGE INTERNATIONAL REPUBLICAN CORPORATIONS PAY THEM MILLIONS TO DO IT UNDER THE TABLE..READ ON...
Tuesday, February 18, 2025
THE ANSWER IS SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACCOUNT AND LIFE MESSED WITH BY ELON MUSK, HOPEFULLY MANY PEOPLE, NOW SUE ELON MUSK [IN CALIFORNIA, IN A STRONG DEMOCRATIC DISTRICT] FOR A TRILLION DOLLARS; TO FINALLY GET HIS ATTENTION AND CUT HIM DOWN TO SIZE, DEDICATING MOST OF THE JUDGEMENT TO FOOD AND HOUSING FOR CALIFORNIA'S HOMELESS [A LITTLE REAL JUSTICE TO MUSK, THE GUY THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO SYMPATHY OR EMPATHY FOR ANYONE, WHO FIRED THOUSANDS ON CHRISTMAS].THEN IF WE GET THE BIG JUDGEMENT, IT WILL BE A LESSON TO ALL WOULD BE DICTATORS FOR THE FUTURE. ALSO, WE BAD ASS PROGRESSIVES NEED EVERY THING WE CAN GET, TO STOP THESE MAGA NAZIS IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
Saturday, February 15, 2025
J.D. VANCE IS AGAIN SHOWING WHY A YALE EDUCTION IS NOT THAT GOOD, BUSH SHOWED US HOW A BA, AND MBA AT YALE WAS A JOKE, HE COULDN'T RUB TWO WORDS TOGETHER TO MAKE A EDUCATED SENTENCE .. NOW JD [ ACTUALLY, HIS ACTUAL INITIALS ARE JB ?] VANCE IS GOING AROUND EVEN IN EUROPE SHOWING THAT HIS LAW SCHOOL DEGREE FROM YALE, IS NOT WORTH THE INK IT WAS PRINTED WITH, SAYING OVER AND OVER, THAT AN AMERICAN COURT UNDER THE CONSTITUTION CAN'T TELL THE PRESIDENT HE IS VIOLATING THE CONSTITUTION, THAT AN AMERICAN COURT CAN'T TELL A GENERAL TO STOP AN ILLEGAL MILITARY ACTION, TOTALLY WRONG , TOTALLY STUPID. [YALE AND HARVARD ARE JUST VASTLY OVERRATED, VASTLY OVERRATED, A JR. COLLEGE IN CALIFORNIA DEGREE IS A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER, THAT'S WHERE WE FIRST LEARNED ABOUT THE CASE OF MARBURY VS. MADISON]... LOL...LMAO.. WHEN I HEARD JB'S DUMB COMMENTS....READ ON....
Thursday, February 13, 2025
TAX THE RICH, EAT THE BILLIONAIRES AMERICA. BUILT HOUSES FOR THE HOMELESS, COLLEGE FREE, HEALTH CARE FREE, FOOD FROM OUR OWN FARMERS FREE[ NOT BURNED TO GET THE PRICES UP.] DUMP TRUMP AND ALL CORRUPT POLITICIANS THAT MEANS ALL REPUBLICANS. VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT TO GET GOVERNMENT BACK TO THE PEOPLE AND START BUILDING SAFEGUARDS IN THE LAWS FOR THE NEXT TRUMP/MUSK/HITLERS. YAAA-HOOO, HEEE.HAWWW, LOL, LMAO AT THE BILLIONAIRE BANQUET, I'LL TAKE A MUSK OX FLANK STEAK WELL DONE, LOL , LMAO...READ ON ...TRUMP AND THE REPUBLICANS WANT ONE THING UNFAIR TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH, AND BILLIONAIRES LIKE MUSK SPEND A BILLION DOLLARS FOR TRUMP'S LIES ON TV TO WIN FOR REPUBLICANS. SO THEY CAN CUT THEIR TAXES DOWN TO ZERO, JUST LIKE TRUMP AND REPUBLICANS ALWAYS DO. AND THEN MUSK AND TRUMP ALSO WANT TO TAKE AWAY OUR DEMOCRACY, OUR FREE EDUCATION, HEALTHCARE, FOOD STAMPS, SOCIAL SECURITY RETIREMENT, ETC. SO I AM WILLING TO TAX THE RICH AT WHAT THE RATE WAS BEFORE REAGAN, 90%, AND WEIRD GREEDY BILLIONAIRES LIKE MUSK I WILL GLADLY EAT A PIECE OF; TO MAKE SURE THEY ARE GONE FOREVER AND DEMOCRACY IS SAFE FROM THEM. YOU KNOW MUSK AND TRUMP HAVE RIPPED OFF THE TAXPAYERS MONEY EVER SINCE THEY ARRIVED IN THIS COUNTRY AND ALSO RIPPED OFF WORKING AMERICANS OUT OF FAIR WAGES, OVERTIME, AND WITH OUT AN OUT SCAMS. SO YES, WON'T YOU JOIN FOR A SIDE OF BARBEQUED MUSK OX AND A TRUMP FORKED-TONGUE SANDWICH? LOL. ...LMAO...WE MEAN IT, LETS DO IT, AMERICAN HEROES LET'S EAT THEM DEAD OR ALIVE...LOL...LMAO... AFTER A QUICK FAIR TRIAL OF COURSE, HA HA HA ... WHILE WE'RE AT IT LET'S EAT JUSTICES ALITO, THOMAS, AND SOME OF THOSE OTHER FEDERALIST SOCIETY CORRUPT SUPREME COURT SLIME BALLS... LOL...LMAO...READ ON...
Saturday, February 8, 2025
Friday, February 7, 2025
THE REPUBLICANS ARE ALLOWING A CRIMINAL, ILLEGAL, BREAK-IN AT THE TREASURY...ELON AND HIS NAZI'S MAY BE STEALING ALL OF AMERICA'S TREASURY...CHRIS CUOMO REPORTS THAT ELON IS FIRST DESTROYING USAID [WHICH IS A TINY PART OF THE US PAYMENTS JUST A FRACTION OF 1 %] BECAUSE USAID HAD INVESTIGATED AND WAS CHARGING ELON WITH VIOLATING THE LAW; NOT FOR BUDGET EFFICIENCY REASONS... ALSO, ONE OF ELONS' TEENAGER HENCEMEN, , WHO ARE PUTTING BACK DOORS INTO AMERICA'S SECRET COMPUTER SYSTEM THAT PROTECTS ALL OF AMERICA'S TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS, IS A RACIST WHO SAID,"I WAS A RACIST... BEFORE IT WAS COOL..."MUSK WHO IS IN BUSINESS WITH CHINA, OUR BIGGEST INTERNATIONAL ENEMY, CAN'T GET A SECURITY CLEARANCE, YET DUMOLD TRUMP GAVE HIM ACCESS TO AMERICA'S HUGE PIGGY BANK, FORT KNOX VAULTS TOP SECRETS AND TREASURY MONIES... IT IS CRAZY AND ELON IS CRAZY, WITH HIS SIG HEIL SALUTES HE MAY BE SENDING TRILLIONS OF AMERICA'S SOCIAL SECURITY RETIREMENT FUNDS TO THE GERMAN NEO-NAZI PARTY IN GERMANY WITH A FEW CLICKS OF THE KEYBOARD AND WHO WOULD KNOW? READ ON FOR THE ILLEGAL REPUBLICAN DETAILS OF THE HUGE REPUBLICAN TAX GIVEAWAY TO ALL THE CRIMINAL GIANT CORPORATIONS WHO DON'T NEED MORE TAX BREAKS; AS THEY ARE SOMETIMES NOT PAYING ANYTHING AND RIPPING CONSUMERS OFF FOR TRILLIONS...
Thursday, February 6, 2025
TRUMP AND ELON [WHO HAVE NEVER MET A LAW THEY THINK APPLYS TO THEM] ARE DEFUNDING THE POLICE, YES, DEFUNDING ALL THE POLICE THAT PROTECT AMERICA FROM CHINESE SPIES AND ALL WORLD CRIMINALS [NAMELY THE FBI AND CIA]... ELON HAS TIES WITH CHINA AND GERMAN NAZIS, WHO HE MAKES SEIG HEIL SALUTES TO WHEN HE IS IN THE PUBLIC EYE, WHO IS HE WORKING FOR, IS IT DUMB DONALD? GUESS AGAIN, HE IS ATTACKING OUR FBI AND CIA FOR HIS OWN REASONS, HE IS AN EMMIGRANT AND DOES BUSINESS WITH THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT, AND ALL OVER THE WORLD, HE CAN'T GET AN AMERICAN SECURITY CLEARANCE BUT HE HAS NOW BROKEN INTO YOUR AMERICAN TRILLION DOLLARS TAX BANK WITH ALSO ALL OUR SECRET SOCIAL SECURITY MONEY, DATA AND NUMBERS, HE IS ALWAYS WANTING MONEY FOR HIS EXPLODING VENTURES AND DOESN'T SEEM TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT AMERICANS OR TAKING OUR MONEY, SO HOW WILL WE KNOW IF HE STOLE A COUPLE OF TRILLION AND SENT IT TO A CHINESE BANK, ESPECIALLY IF THE CIA AND FBI ARE DISBANDED BY HIM, AND TRUMP?, AND HE IS A CITIZEN OF BOTH SOUTH AFRICA AND CANADA, AND POSSIBLY OF CHINA , RUSSIA AND GERMANY, ETC. YET, GULLIBLE TRUMP HAS ALLOWED HIM TO DEFUND OUR FEDERAL POLICE EXPERTS WHO ARE THERE TO KEEP AMERICA AND OUR MONIES SAFE, TRUMP IS A FOOL, BUT ELON MUSK IS NOT AND POSSIBLY HAS CORRUPT PLANS PERHAPS TO EMPTY OUR TREASURY, WITH THE SIMPLE FLICK OF SOME CUMPUTER KEYS, AND TO SELL OUR SECRETS TO CHINA, ALL OF ELON'S ACTIONS DON'T BODE WELL FOR OUR AMERICAN SOCIAL SECURITY AND SAFETY, ETC....JUST SAYIN',.. MY OPINIONS OUT LOUD ...ELON IS WIERD A NUT JOB, PRETENDS TO BE ALL SORTS OF THINGS OVER THE YEARS, SMOKES WEED,......LOL...LMAO...READ ON ...
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