READ @ FIGGPOST.COM TO GET THE LATEST FIGGYPUDDING HUMOR 'S "NEWS", MORE HONEST THAN FOX, BIPARTISAN, FAUX NEWS & HUMOR & PARODY & SATIRE, BRING MOCK BACK TO DEMOCRACY, LATEST TRUMP' LIES...WAKE UP & SMELL THE TURDS AMERICA,THE REPUBLICANS REJECT CLIMATE CHANGE, THIS YEAR IS A HEAT RECORD CALIF. DRYING UP AND FLORIDA FILLING UP WITH OCEAN FLOODING, REPUBLICANS, ENEMIES OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAVE BEEN BOUGHT OUT BY CORPORATIONS, BIG OIL, PHARMA, ETC.
Monday, March 31, 2025
"IMPEACH PRESIDENT MUSK"; " ELON DON'T TEST CRASH OUR DEMOCRACY AND SOCIAL SECURITY"; "MUSK DON'T GO PSYCHO ON OUR RETIREMENT AND SOCIAL SECURITY FUND" ... THIS WILL SHOCK CRAZY MUSK EVEN, HIS DEALERS FOR TESLA ARE GETTING LOTS OF PROTESTERS AGAINST HIS STEALING FROM YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY RETIREMENT. SIGNS LIKE: ' TESLAS ARE SWASTICA CARS' AND, ' BURN ALL SWASTICA CARS'', ARE CAUSING HIM SOME CONCERN, WALZ SAYS IT MAY MAKE HIM EXPERIENCE SIMILAR CONCERN FOR OUR RETIREMENT WE WORKED AND PAID FOR SO AS NOT TO TAKE A CHAINSAW TO IT. HE IS TRYING TO BUY THE WISCONSIN SUPREME COURT SO HE CAN PUT A DEALERSHIP THERE AND TRUMP CAN BUY ANOTHER MAGA JUDGE. STOP THEM WE SAY...READ ON...
Tuesday, March 25, 2025
ALEXA, CHANGE THE PRESIDENT, GOD SENT TRUMP BECAUSE HE RAN OUT OF LOCUSTS, GULF OF AMEXICA, BRING BACK BIDEN AND SOCIAL SECURITY INCREASES...DON'T BLAME ME I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM, ... MY HAT READS : "MAKE AMERICA GUILLOTINE AS.H.LES'"; AS IN BILLIONAIRES NAMELY F'ELON MUSK...READ ON FOR MORE MUSK HUMOR..AND PARODY...
Saturday, March 22, 2025
ELON MUSK HAS ACCESS TO SECRET FILES OF THE US AND OF YOU AND ME, THROUGH DOGE. HE WILL THEN SEND IT TO CHINA WITH WHOM HE IS IN PARTNERSHIP WITH ON TESLA AND OTHER THINGS. HE IS AN IMMMIGRANT FROM AFRICA AND THEN CANADA. HE IS NOT LOYAL TO AMERICA, HE HATES AMERICANS AND VETERANS AND IS HAPPILY FIRING MILLIONS OF THEM SO HE CAN GET A HUGE TRUMP TAX CUT. WE SHOULD TAX HIS STOCK OPTIONS WHEN HE RECEIVES THEM AT 85% BECAUSE THEY HAVE VALUE, AND WE SHOULD TAX 60% ALL INTERNET AD REVENUE ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE IT DOESN'T REQUIRE REAL WORK. , THEN WE SHOULD PUT MUSK AND TRUMP IN PRISON FOR BEING CHINESE AND RUSSIAN AGENTS AMONG OTHER THINGS, LOCK UP THE WHOLE TRUMP MAFIA CRIME FAMILY...READ ON...BEFORE TRUMP DEPORTS ME [AND MY FAMILY CAME OVER ON THE MAYFLOWER, IT DOESN'T MATTER TO TRUMP] ]...SPREAD THE WORD... USING DEEPSEEK [CHINESE AI] ALSO SENDS YOUR INFO TO CHINA
Wednesday, March 19, 2025
THIS INFO. WILL SHOCK ALL INCELS WORLDWIDE... WORK OUT A LITTLE, GET SOME BRIGHT SHIRTS AT THE THRIFT STORE, GOOD FITTING PANTS, SKIP BREAKFAST UNTIL 2 PM EACH DAY, CUT SWEETS, SMILE, BE HUMOROUS, FRIENDLY, KIND, INTELLIGENT WITHOUT BEING UNPLEASANT, AND BE LOYAL...YOU CAN GET MOST ANY GIRL, SIMPLE HUMOR IS A GOOD OPENER, TELL THEM A SIMPLE SILLY LITTLE RIDDLE--"WHAT FLOWER IS THE BEST KISSER?" WHEN THEY DON'T KNOW, TELL THEM, WITH A LITTLE CHUCKLE, "TU-LIPS" BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND UR TONGUE TO GET RID OF BAD BREATH, SHAVE AND KEEP YOUR HAIR AND BEARD NICELY TRIMMED. KEEP WORKING ON ANY GIRL OVER 18 YOU ENCOUNTER... READ ON...KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF UNTIL YOU ARE DATING. IT BUILDS SUSPENSE, LOL...READ ON...TELL THEM THEY ARE CUTE..."
Saturday, March 15, 2025
F' ELON MUSK IS ATTACKING SOCIAL SECURITY BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN FED A CONSPIRACY LINE OF B.S. ABOUT IT, AND HE FELL FOR IT, HOOK LINE AND SINKER [PROVING HE IS REALLY, REALLLY DUMB, LOL, LMAO ] AND SWALLOWED THE FAKE BAIT WHOLE, LOL, LMAO... HE THINKS IT ATTRACTS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS [WHEN IN FACT, THEY DON'T QUALIFY FOR IT AS IMMIGRANTS, BUT THEY MUST STILL PAY INTO IT IF THEY WORK HERE]... SO HE IS DEAD [soon we hope] WRONG ... WHAT IN FACT ATTRACTS MOST OF THEM IS THE FREEDOMS HERE AND THE AVAILABLE WORK, AND THE SAFTY OF LIVING HERE INSTEAD OF IN THEIR OWN COUNTRYS, WHERE THEY AND THEIR FAMILIES, ARE CONSTANTLY ATTCKED BY UNEMPLOYED OR DRUG GANGS . And this is why, we don't want some dumb South African guy and his teenage Nazi hackers messing with our social security retirement funds, and medical health funds, no way, no how, you dumb immigrant retards...read on...
Friday, March 14, 2025
THIS NEWS WILL BLOW YOUR MIND...DUARTE, THE FORMER DICTATOR OF THE PHILLIPINES, [LIKE TRUMP] HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY AND IS NOW IN PRISON AT THE HAGUE AWAITING CRIMINAL TRIAL, HE'S 79... SO DON'T THINK THAT PUTIN AND TRUMP ARE OUT OF THE HOT WATER, FOR THEIR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY; JUST BECAUSE THEY NOW HAVE THE POWER. DUARTE WAS AN ILLEGAL DICTATOR LIKE TRUMP, KILLING THOUSANDS BY ALLOWING AND PROMOTING CRIMINAL ACTS BY THEMSELVES AND THROUGH THEIR RIGHT WING CRIMINAL HENCHMEN... AHHH, JUSTICE IS SWEETER IN THE WORLD NOW , PUTIN AND TRUMP ARE NEXT, READ ON...
Tuesday, March 11, 2025
THIS IS DOUBLE GUARANTEED TO SHOCK YOU... THE SO-CALLED PROOF, OF OUT OF SPACE ALIENS, IS THE SAME OLD BLURRY PICTURES, SAME AS BLURRY BIG FOOT PICTURES, MORE BULLSHIT BY TRUMP AND MUSK, JUST TO DISTRACT YOU FROM THEM CUTTING YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICARE, MEDICADE TO CLAIM ENOUGH MONEY IS AVAILABLE TO GIVE THE TOP 1% TAX FREE INCOME CUTS, NAMELY FOR TRUMP, MUSK, CRONIN, BEZOS, ZUKERBERG, BROWN, AND OTHER CROOKED REPUBLICANS., DON'T BE A SUCKER, FIGHT IT, ELECT DEMOCRATS IN PLACE OF REPUBLICANS IS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THIS MAJOR TRUMP TAXFREE. SCAM....REPEAT THIS MANTRA, TAX THE RICH 75%, GUILLOTINE THE BASTARD BILLIONAIRES...AFTER A QUICK FAIR TRIAL OF COURSE...READ ON FOR MORE UNBELIEVABLE SUPRIZES......
Wednesday, March 5, 2025
YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS BUT: WE KNOW HOW AMERICA CAN CANCEL ITS' NATIONAL DEBT...HIRE BACK ALL IRS AGENTS AND 1000 MORE AND THEN START COLLECTING ALL THE TAXES OWED BY TRUMP CORP. AND MUSK CORP. AND ALL THE OTHER REPUBLICAN GIANT CORPS. WHO PAID HUGE AMOUNTS OF TV AND INTERNET AD BILLIONS TO GET TRUMP AND MAGA ELECTED WITH LIES; TO TOTALLY SCREW THE AMERICAN MIDDLE AND WORKING CLASS, OUT OF MEDICAL CARE, SIMPLE RETIREMENT, A GOOD EDUCATION AND WORLD HEALTH PROTECTION . WHICH WILL AFFECT ALL AMERICANS' HEALTH, LIKE THE LAST TIME TRUMP BROUGHT A PLAGUE TO AMERICA[ HE HAS ALREADY BROUGHT BACK MEASLES DEATHS, EBOLA IS COMING NEXT]. ALL THESE CROOKED CORPS.SPEND BILLIONS TO ELECT ALL THESE CROOKED MAGA REPUBLICANS TO GIVE THE CORPS. MASSIVE TAX CUTS DOWN TO ZERO [0] AGAIN JUST LIKE TRUMPS' LAST TERM. TRUMP HAS MADE EGGS $12 A DOZEN AT WALMART, RAISED GAS PRICES BY $2 A GALLON, AND EVERYTHING ELSE BY AT LEAST 20 %. WHEREAS BIDEN, A TRULY GREAT PRESIDENT, HAD THE INFLATION DOWN TO 2%. AND HAD CREATED ALL KINDS OF JOBS WITH HIS LEGISLATION TO REBUILT AMERICA AND CREATE A FURTHER REDUCTION OF INFLATION. ..BIDEN HAD LEGISLATION TO CURE IMMIGRATION [WHICH TRUMP BLOCKED] AND KEEP RUSSIA LOSING A WAR [WHICH IS WHAT BROUGHT DOWN THE SOVIET UNION BEFORE, AFGANISTAN]. BUT, NOW ALL ECONOMISTS SAY TRUMPS' TARIFFS WILL BALLOON INFLATION AND CAUSE A HUGE DEFICIT BECAUSE TRUMPS' TAX CUTS WILL ADD 5 TRILLION MORE TO THE NATIONAL DEBT, EXACTLY WHAT HE DID IN 2017 BEFORE.... WAKE UP AMERICANS AND SMELL THE REPUBLICAN MAGA TURDS IN WASHINGTON, AND VOTE IN DEMOCRATS TO STOP THE INFLATION AGAIN LIKE THEY DID BEFORE...AND SAVE YOUR, PAID FOR, SOCIAL SECURITY RETIREMENT PENSION,YOUR PAID FOR MEDICARE AND MEDICADE AND PAID FOR EDUCATION DEPARTMENT AND PAID FOR DISEASE CONTROL AND VACCINES DEPARTMENTS, ETC. DON'T STOP VOTING AND SUEING AMERICANS STOP THE DUMB MAGA NAZIS FROM TAKING OVER OUR GOVERNMENT..READ ON...
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