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Tuesday, May 10, 2016
SHARKS ATTACKS GROWING:...THE CULLING OF GREAT WHITE SHARKS IN CALIFORNIA IS WELCOMED BY ALL OF US WHO KNOW THERE'S NO SHORTAGE OF THEM AND THEY ARE KILLING AND MAIMING OUR SURFERS AND SWIMMERS AND OUR RECREATIONAL BEACH ECONOMY. WE'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT CULLING THE ONES IN CLOSE TO SHORE AT RECREATIONAL BEACHES, FLORIDA SHOULD DO THE SAME AT IT'S SWIMMING BEACHES, CERTAIN SHARKS ARE A MENACE LET'S CULL THE GREAT WHITES FROM OUR SHORES, THEY ARE BAD FOR SURFERS, BAD FOR ABALONE DIVERS AND BAD FOR LITTLE KIDS TRYING TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN IN THE WATER AND THEIR FIRST SWIMMING EXPERIENCE CLOSE TO SHORE, THERE'S AN OVERABUNDANCE OF THEM, THEY'RE HUGE AT BIRTH, ATTACK WITHOUT PROVOCATION, KILL ALL OUR LITTLE SEA OTTERS, TOO, AND THEN SPIT THEM OUT. WE CULL DANGEROUS BEARS, IT'S TIME TO CULL DANGEROUS GIANT SHARKS AND WE APPLAUD ANYONE WHO THINKS A SAFE WHITE SHARK POPULATION, IS A CULLED WHITE SHARK POPULATION, AS MOST OF US DO HERE AT THE FIGG-HOBLYN POST, AND SLICE THEM UP TO STEAKS FOR THE POOR AND AS A "SPECIAL CALIFORNIA SHARK AND CHIPS," TO ATTRACT MORE TOURISTS. WE SHOULD ALSO ADVERTIZE ALL THE GAMBLING WE NOW HAVE. AS TO THE ELECTIONS: WE SHOULD ALSO HAVE AN OPEN PRIMARY THIS YEAR AND GIVE ALL THE DELEGATES TO THE WINNER OF EACH PARTY.THIS WOULD MAKE PROGRESSIVE CALIFORNIA HAVE MORE IMPACT ON WORLD POLITICS AND IN RECREATIONAL SWIMMING AND SURFING. AND A BIG BOOST TO OUR ECONOMY IN MANY WAYS AND MAKE US PROGRESSIVES LOOK A LITTLE LESS LIKE DORKY WIMPS, IN OUR HUMBLE OPINION.
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