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Friday, May 30, 2025
WE AGREE WITH TACO TRUMP'S BARBI ON ONE THING : HARVARD IS AN VASTLY, OVERRATED, CORRUPT INSTITUTION. THE BEST UNIVERSITY IN THE WORLD IS THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, NO ATHLITIC PREFERENCES, NO LEGENDARY ALUMNUS PREFERENCES, NO RELIGION, JUST SCIENCE AND TOP ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIP; WITH A HIGH FLUNK-OUT RATE, IF YOU DON'T WORK YOUR ASS OFF. I KNOW, OVER TWO-THIRDS OF MY ORIGINAL LAW SCHOOL [ALL COLLEGE GRADUATES] CLASS FLUNKED OUT [OR VOLUNTARILY DROPPED OUT BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT CUTTING IT].THIS WAS AT UCSF. . LAW IS LIKE NOTHING ELSE, YOU UNDERSTAND IT AT THE TOP LEVELS ONLY BY HAVING OR DEVELOPING THE NEURON TO SYNAPSES, BRAIN CONNECTIONS, OR YOU JUST CAN'T [SORRY DONALD TACO] ! SO YOU DON'T HAVE, OR CAN'T DEVELOP THEM, FOR LOGICAL LEGAL ANALYSES.OR YOU JUST DON'T!... EVEN IF YOU HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY, IT DOESN'T MATTER; IT'S A DIFFERENT TYPE OF BRAIN, OR BRAIN PARTS WORKING TOGETHER. I WENT FROM ELECTRONICS EXPERT ON TO LEGAL EXPERT... SO MY BRAIN WORKS ACTIVELY IN ALL AREAS , LEFT AND RIGHT, MAYBE THAT'S THE SECRET, WHAT ADVANCED THINKING REQUIRES, TO BE A TOTALLY GENIUS BRAIN. PERHAPS THAT IS HOW WE SHOULD MEASURE GENIUS,. MANY LAW SCHOOLS DON'T HAVE THAT REQUIREMENT [INCLUDING HARVARD, YALE, ETC.] BUT MANY REPUBLICAN JUDGES ARE VERY DUMB [INCLUDING ALITO, THOMAS { WHO REMINDS ME OF 'JABBA THE HUD', LOL} ETC.], IN MY OPINION, SO THAT'S IT. THAT'S WHY THE CALIFORNIA' BAR EXAM IS THE TOUGHEST BAR EXAM IN THE WORLD [BECAUSE UC GRADS. WHO ALL TAKE IT, SET THE STANDARDS SO HIGH].. ALSO, IT STANDS TO LEGAL REASONING, JUST SAYIN', LOL...READ ON ...
Thursday, May 22, 2025
THIS TIME I AGREE WITH ELON MUSK, YES, THE REPUBLICANS JUST SCREWED THE MAGA AND ALL WORKING AND MIDDLECLASS AMERICANS, AS USUAL, IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME YOU VOTE REPUBLICAN INSTEAD OF DEMOCRAT...TRUMP'S BIG BEAUTIFUL BILLIONAIRE'S BILL, WILL COST MILLIONS OF AMERICANS, INCLUDING SENIORS, THEIR HEALTH INSURANCE AND THEIR [QUITE POSSIBLY] LIVES, IT WILL RAISE THE INTEREST ON OUR NATIONAL DEBT BY 5 TRILLION $ A YEAR, WAY MORE THAN OUR TAXES CAN COVER, IT WILL ALLOW REPUBLICAN BILLIONAIRES AND CORPORATIONS TO GET OFF TAX FREE FROM PAYING ANY TAXES WHILE YOURS GO UP AND UP %50 PERCENT, AND DON'T FORGET THE REPUBLICAN TAXIFF'S RAISING ALL YOUR GROCERY AND GAS AND LIVING PRICES EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU BUY ANYTHING !. TRUMP AND THE REPUBLICANS HAVE SCREWED YOU AGAIN, WHILE YOU ARE OFF WITH A RED HAT THINKING YOU ARE ON THE TEAM TO MAKE THE LIBS. CRY...YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE THAT'S CRYING IF YOU KNEW WHAT REALLY IS HAPPENING.GO TO OUR SISTER PODCASTS ROF "THE RING OF FIRE", AND "MEIDUSTOUCH", ON UTUBE.. READ ON...TO GET MORE ON THIS
Monday, May 19, 2025
TRUMP'S AND THE REPUBLICIANS NEW TAX BILL, ON TOP OF TRUMP TAXIFFS YOUR FAMILY ALREADY HAS TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING, GROCERIES TO GAS, WILL GIVE REPUBLICAN BILLIONAIRES TAX FREE STATUS AND RAISE YOUR FAMILIES NATIONAL DEBT BY $4 TRILLION DOLLARS, AND CUT YOUR HEALTH COVERAGE BY ALMOST A TRILLION DOLLAR$ ON TOP OF TRUMP DEBT RAISES IN HIS FIRST TERM BY $5 TRILLION DOLLARS, THIS HUGE TRUMP, TOTALLY REPUBLICAN VOTED FOR, DEBT INCREASE [EVERY DEMOCRAT VOTED AGAINST IT, IT WILL RAISE DEBT INTEREST AS HIGH AS HEAVEN, RAISE YOUR TAXES AND CUT YOUR HEALTH PROTECTION, THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR WORKING AND MIDDLECLASS FAMILIES] . TRUMP DID IT FOR HIMSELF , ELON MUSK, ZUCKERMAN, JEFF BEZOS, AND OTHER BILLIONAIRE REPUBLICANS THAT DON'T NEED MORE TOTAL TAX CUTS, THEY ALREADY MAKE HUGE UNFAIR PROFITS FROM THE AMERICAN PUBLIC THAT TRUMP AND THE REPUBLICANS PERMIT, THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY A DECENT HOME LIKE YOUR PARENTS DID WHEN UNDER DEMOCRAT GOVERNMENTS.
Saturday, May 17, 2025
VERY LOW IQ TRUMP IS A LOSER LEADER... NOW TRUMP TELLS WALMART TO PAY THE TRUMP TARIFF TAXES AND NOT PASS ON THE TRUMP TAXES TO THE AMERICAN CONSUMER; THIS COMPLETELY IGNORES HOW BUSINESS IS DONE, YOU PASS ON ALL COSTS INCLUDING TRUMP TAXES [TAXIFFS] TO CONSUMERS, TRUMP WOULD HAVE AMERICAN SMALL BUSINESSES GO BANKRUPT AS HIS BUSINESSES DID 9 TIMES, IF THEY DON'T PASS ON THEIR COSTS INCLUDING TRUMP TAXES; THIS WOULD ELIMINATE MILLIONS MORE JOBS AS TRUMP HAS ALREADY DONE IN JUST 100 DAYS, VERY LOW IQ LOSER TRUMP IS CHAOS AND REPRESSION AS A LOSER LEADER IN ANY CAPACITY....
FORMER HEAD OF THE FBI, COMEY WROTE " 8647 " ON A MISSIVE AND THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE MAGA, DEEP STATE, ARE TRYING TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF NOTHING, WHEN IT JUST MEANT GET HIM OUT OF OFFICE, OR IMPEACH TRUMP, FOR HIS MANY, MANY, HIGH CRIMES AND MISDOMEANERS EVEN BEFORE THE INSURRECTION OF JANUARY 6, A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY...WHILE NOT A WORD IS SAID ABOUT THE TRUMP FAMILY IS IN THE ARAB COUNTRIES GETTING BRIBES [WHAT ELSE DO YOU CALL FREE AIRPLANES, TRUMP HOTELS, TRUMP GOLF COURSE DEALS], WHILE HE FALSLY CLAIMS [AS USUAL] SETTING UP COMPLEX CONTRACTS THAT WERE IN FACT WORKED OUT IN DETAIL BY THE BIDEN DEMOCRAT EXPERTS IN THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION, CREATING MORE AMERICAN GOOD PAYING AIRCRAFT JOBS.]. ACCEPTING UNCONSTITUTIONAL TRUMP GIFTS FROM MURDERERS AND HAMAS, ISIS, HEZBALA ,TERRORIST BACKERS, ALL WITHOUT A PEEP FROM HIS SEVANT, IDIOT, FBI, AND ATTY. GEN. APPOINTEES.WHO HAPPILY CONTINUE TO BREACH THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL OATHS OF OFFICE, MAKING A MOCKERY OF OUR CONSTITUTION AGAIN AND AGAIN.... WHILE THE BILLIONAIRE OWNED PRESS FAILS TO REPORT THE ACTUAL FACTS [AS USUAL]......READ ON..
Wednesday, May 14, 2025
WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS FUCKING AI TAKING OUR JOBS, YOUR JOB? WELL, GOT ANY IDEAS? WHAT ABOUT THESE AI BECOMING LIKE PHD'S, LEARNING FROM US ON THE INTERNET & TAKING ALL OUR JOBS AND PUTTING US ALL OUT OF BUSINESS? TRUMP DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU GET DUMPED...WELL, YOU CAN USE AI TO DO MORE BRILLIANT WORK, USING THEM LIKE PHD POST DOCS WHO WORK FOR YOU, BUT DON'T GIVE THEM OR THE INTERNET ANY OF YOUR BEST SECRETS, KEEP THEM TO YOURSELF OR THE DAMN AIS WILL GIVE YOUR SECRETS TO MOSCOW OR IT WILL GIVE THEM TO YOUR BIGGEST COMPETITION ! YOU HAVE TO HOLD BACK YOUR BEST IDEAS FROM THE WHOLE INTERNET TO HAVE SOMETHING TO SELL, LIKE THE FORMULA FOR COKE SECRET IS KEPT, DON'T LET THESE DAMN AIS STEAL YOUR BEST OR SECOND OR THIRD BEST IDEAS, SCREW UP THE RECIPE, KEEP SECRETS AWAY FROM THE INTERNET AND THE AI, AND ALSO FILL THE AIS WITH FALSE INFO ON YOUR SPECIALTY, AND OTHERS SCREW UP THEIR THINKING , IT'S LIKE THROWING A SHOE INTO COGS OF THE ASSEMBLY LINE. SO ALL YOU EXPERTS ON ANY SUBJECT EVEN THE SMALLEST, MAKE UP BULLSHIT THEORIES TO SCREW UP THE CHINESE AND RUSSIAN AI....AND YOUR OWN FOR THAT MATTER, TO KEEP YOUR JOB. PERMIT THE AI TO FUCK UP ENOUGH PROJECTS, SO THE BIG COS. LOSE LOTS OF MONEY AND NO LONGER TRUST THEM ANYMORE. TALK THEM DOWN WHEN EVER THEY SCREW UP OR EVEN WHEN THEY DON'T...LIKE YOU OWN WORSE ENEMY WHO WANTS YOUR GIRL AND YOUR JOB [WELL, DON'T THEY?].. ANY OTHER IDEAS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME...
Tuesday, May 13, 2025
YOUNG PERSON, DO YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN YOUR ONE LIFE? THEN, NUMBER ONE: BE HUMANE...THEN FOR YOUR LIFETIME, I RECOMMEND LEARNING ENGLISH, ALGEBRA, SCIENCE, CALCULAS, ECONOMICS, STATISTICS, COMPUTER SCIENCE, A.I., CHEMISTRY, HUMAN HEALTH SCIENCES, SALES, INVESTING, SPEECH MAKING AND LAW; AND YOU CAN BE SURE TO HAVE A BASIS FOR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE IN LIFE. GET A COUPLE YEARS OF A FOREIGN LANGUAGE, FOR UNIVERSITY ACCEPTANCE. LEARN TO BE A SWIMMER , IT'S A GREAT PHYSICAL SPORT AND MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE OR OTHERS YOU LOVE, ALONG WITH RUNNING, AND BICYCLING. SPEND EQUAL PARTS OF YOUR TIME AT ALL THESE STUDIES. BUT, I WOULD GO FOR A SCIENCE MAJOR, ESPECIALLY MEDICINE, PERHAPS AS A P.A., PHYSICIANS ASSISTANT,. LESS SCHOOL TIME SPENT AND YOU CAN HAVE MORE RELAXATION TIME AND LESS RESPONSIBILITY THAN A FULL M.D. DON'T HAVE THE TIME? GO FOR AN M.A., MEDICAL ASSISTANT, 6 MONTH OR SO, LOTS OF JOBS, THE BIGGEST THING IN MEDICINE STUDY, "CRISPR" GENE TRANSPLANT SCIENCE FOR BOTH HUMAN HEALTH AND EDIBLE CROPS AND OTHER PLANTS. ALSO, "HATI" IS NEWEST AREA OF "CRISPR" HUMAN HEALTH SPECIALITY. FOR FUN, TRY SAILING, IT'S A GREAT WAY TO HAVE TRUE SOLITUDE, BEAUTY OF NATURE AND YET CHALLENGE FOR YOUR INTELLECTUAL MIND...ABOVE ALL, ENJOY LEARNING AND THE EXPERIENCE OF LIFE, NATURE AND PEOPLE...SEEK PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELF WHO ALSO ENJOY KNOWLEDGE AND LIFE. AVOID RELIGIOUS FANATICS, THEY ARE STUCK IN THE IGNORANT PAST AND ARE NOT OPEN TO LEARNING TOTALLY NEW DISCOVERIES. DON'T BE CRAZY ABOUT MONEY BUT BUY SOME PROPERTY AND LIVE THERE AND IMPROVE IT, BE A CONSERVATIVE INVESTOR. NEVER LET LIFE GET YOU DOWN, REMEMBER THAT :"THIS TOO SHALL PASS," AS LONG AS YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON. ALWAYS LOOK FOR THE CRUX OF THE PROBLEM AND SIMPLFY IT , START ALL JOBS WITH JUST A SHORT EASY PART TO GET YOUSELF INTO IT GENTLY AND EASILY, YOU CAN SOLVE ANYTHING IF YOU CHIP AWAY AT IT DAY AFTER DAY AT YOUR OWN PACE, LOOKING FOR THE CRUX OF THE ISSUE, AND SIMPLIFYING IT FOR OTHERS TO SEE. LOVE YOURSELF AS I DO EVERYONE, WHO IS HUMANE....SINCERELY, YOUR FRIEND ALWAYS , DAVID
Tuesday, May 6, 2025
FEDERAL RESERVE REFUSES TO LOWER INTEREST RATES SAYING TRUMP HAS PUT US INTO DECADES OF DEPRESSION DUE TO HIS TAXIFF STUPIDITY, TRUMP THE LOWEST IQ PERSON TO EVER HAVE SUCH IDIOTIC CONTROL OVER AMERICAN ECONOMY, HE DOESN'T HAVE THE POWERS HIS DICTATOR DECREES ASSUME . HE IS LOW IQ AND INSANE..READ ON...
Saturday, May 3, 2025
VERY LOW IQ INDIVIDUAL, TRUMP PORTRAYS HIMSELF AS THE NEXT POPE IN BLASPHAMY, NOW IS THE TIME TO SEND HIM TO HELL BEFORE HE GETS FORGIVENESS; "YOU 2ND AMENDMENT LOVERS" [AS TRUMP DESCRIBES YOU OFTEN]. TRUMP ADDS LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING GAS AND EGG PRICES, AS USUAL, THEY HAVE ALL RISEN SUBSTANTUALLY SINCE HE STARTED HIS TAXIFF INSANITY [BUT HE CONTINUES TO LIE ABOUT IT], TARIFFS [TAXIFFS] ARE HURTING WORKING AND MIDDLECLASS FAMILIES ACROSS THE BOARD WITH HIGH GROCERY AND GAS AND ALL OTHER PRICES. YOU ARE THE ONE WHO PAYS FOR TARIFF TAXES [NOT CHINA] , WHICH ARE WIPING OUT SMALL AND BIG BUSINESSES ALONG WITH ALL THE MILLIONS OF JOBS BIDEN AND THE DEMOCRATS CREATED...READ ON...
Thursday, May 1, 2025
EXTREMELY LOW IQ INDIVIDUAL, TRUMP WANTS AMERICA'S MONEY, LAND, RESOURCES, OUR FREEDOMS, OUR RIGHTS, OUR COUNTRY, OUR CONGRESS, OUR COURTS, OUR JUDGES, OUR NEWSPAPERS, T.V., INTERNET, THESE ARE NOT IDLE THREATS, TRUMP ALMOST ALREADY HAS THE SUPREME COURT MAJORITY, HE OWNS THE REPUBLICAN CONGRESS, RUBIO, PAM-BAM BLONDI, THE SUPER DUMB TRUMP CHEERLEADER AND TRUMP IDIOT SAVANT, BUT THIS WILL NEVER, NEVER HAPPEN IF, WE UNITE AND FIGHT. WE FIGHT FOR EVERY INCH, EVERY LAWSUIT, EVERY ILLEGAL CORRUPT TRUMP GOVT. ACTION, FIGHT ,FIGHT,AND FIGHT SOME MORE...AND START PICKING OFF THE MAGAS LOW HANGING FRUIT, WITH STATE PRISON , BECAUSE TRUMP CAN'T DO BLANKET PARDONS LIKE HE DID WITH THE TREASONOUS INSURRECTIONISTS OF JAN. 6, A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY IN AMERICAN HISTORY AND THE TRUMP PLOTTINGS THAT ORGANIZED IT...WE'LL GET EVERY MAGA, MAGA AFTER MAGA UNTIL WE IMPRISON TRUMP AND THEY ARE ALL JUST A WORTHLESS FART IN OUR HISTORY BOOKS [JUST LIKE THEIR WORTHLESS LIVES ARE NOW].
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