FINAL THOUGHTS:
 AS A VETERAN, I'VE LEARNED NOT TO EXPECT MUCH RESPECT FROM PEOPLE WHO, TO A MAN OR WOMAN, HAVE NEVER PUT THEIR LIFE ON THE LINE AND ARE NOT VETERANS OF ANY SERVICE TO OUR COUNTRY. I REALLY DON'T KNOW YET WHO TWISTED THIS INNOCENT LAUGHABLE MISUNDERSTANDING INTO THIS SLANDEROUS AND EVIL STORY, MUCH LIKE THE ILLITERATE, PUB PEOPLE IN CORNWALL WHO ENVIOUSLY SLANDERED OUR NOBLE, INNOCENT GREAT-GRANDPARENTS IN THE PAST, OUT OF ENVY OF THEIR SUCCESS.

 I THINK I DO HAVE A GOOD SUSPICION WHO MAY HAVE HAD A INHERITANCE MOTIVE TO DISTORT THIS AND TRY TO ALIENATE ALL OF OUR FAMILY FROM EACH OTHER AND JOHN FROM HIS BOYS FOR INHERITANCE PURPOSES. IF THAT IS THE CASE , JOHN COULD WRITE A HOLOGRAPHIC WILL, ALL IN HIS OWN HANDWRITING, INCLUDING THE DATE, ALL DETAILS AND SIGNATURE. A HOLOGRAPHIC WILL, THEN GIVE THE ORIGINAL TO ONE OF THE PEOPLE TO BENEFIT  NAMED IN THE WILL (OTHERWISE IT MIGHT GET DESTROYED BY AN INTERESTED PERSON) WILL COPIES ARE INVALID, IT HAS TO ALL BE HIS ORIGINAL HANDWRITING, ALL, INCLUDING THE TITLE AND DATE).

WE ALL KNOW THE CONSTITUTION GIVES AN ACCUSED THE PRESUMPTION OF INNOCENCE UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT TO A MORAL CERTAINTY.  SO I KNOW THAT ALL THE MATURE CLEAR THINKING ADULTS AMONG YOU WILL EVENTUALLY CALM DOWN AND ACCORD ME THE SAME MATURITY AND REJECT THIS CRAP OUT OF HAND. AND NEVER RELY ON TOTALLY HEARSAY, A FALSE GOSSIP TO DESTROY OUR FAMILY. SO WE CAN HOPEFULLY PUT THIS SILLY INNOCENT MISUNDERSTANDING BEHIND US, I DON'T TALK THAT WAY.

NATURALLY, I STILL LOVE ALL MY FAMILY, AS MOM (YOUR GRANDMOTHER) WOULD HAVE DONE, BUT ONE OF THIS FAMILY IS NOT RECEIVING MORAL GUIDANCE FROM PEOPLE WHO SHOULD FOLLOW THE REAL CHRISTIAN JESUS, OF THE NEW TESTAMENT.

 THE TRUE JESUS IS THE ONE INSTEAD WHO URGED US ALL, IN THE FAMOUS SERMON ON THE MOUNT, TO LOVE EVERYONE, TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK, TO LOVE THY NEIGHBOR, TO FORGIVE EVERYONE, TO DO ONTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO ONTO YOU AND TO NEVER SLANDER ANYONE.

SHUCKS, THOUGH I AM FORGIVING, I STILL DON'T PLAN ON CLIMBING INTO THE MUD WITH THE UNCHRISTIAN PIG WHO INTENTIONALLY TWISTED THIS HONEST MISTAKE INTO A UGLY SLANDER.  ONE WHO SLANDERS FOLKS IN THIS WAY MUST BE TOTALLY EMPTY INSIDE OF ANY CHRISTIAN COMPASSION. A CRACKPOT WHO LOVES WALLOWING IN THE MUD LIKE A FAT PIG, I DON'T CHOOSE TO JOIN THEM.  NEVER SLANDER PEOPLE LIKE THIS SCUM DID.

AND NEEDLESS TO SAY, I FORGIVE YOU ALL, AS MOM AND THE NEW TESTAMENT JESUS WOULD HAVE DONE. MY RULE IS NEVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT FAMILY, EVER! YOU FOLKS SHOULD FOLLOW IT TOO, ALWAYS. I'VE HAD A LOT OF GOOD TIMES WITH ALL OF YOU OVER MY LONG YEARS TOO, I REMEMBER CAMPING WITH PUNK ON THE EEL RIVER AND GETTING GOOFY, AND PLAYING SOLID TENNIS WITH KELLY, TAKING TIME AWAY FROM MY BUSINESS TO TRAVEL ALL THE WAY TO THE CAPITOL OF NEVADA FOR JOHN AND DRINKING CHAMPAGNE WITH HIM AND THE WHOLE FAMILY AT HIS WEDDING THERE, AND SO MANY OTHER GREAT MEMORIES. I HOPE TO HAVE MANY MORE BEFORE I "SHUFFLE OFF THESE MORTAL COILS."   AS ALWAYS,WE REMAIN:

                UBIQUITOUS
OUT OF THE NIGHT'S INKY BLACKNESS
OF ANCIENT RELIGIOUS SUPERSTITION 
WHICH SEEKS TO SWALLOW US
 ALL, WITH EVIL IGNORANT DOUBT, WE,                                  
NOW COVERED WITH STARS FROM THE BIG BANG,
 RISE MIGHTILY, NOT A BIT WORRIED
THANKING OUR SCIENTISTS FOR ALL WE SEE.
WITH OUR STRONG, ALWAYS INQUIRING BRAINS.
OUR NOBLE MINDS, WILL SURELY GUARANTEE,
THAT IN TIME, MASTERS OF ALL WE WILL BE.

THE FIGG-HOBLYN POST (C)2013

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