HONEST ABE SAYS: WE ALL AGREE THAT TRUMP IS AN INCOMPETANT, SEXUAL ASSAULTING, RACIST, CURSING, LYING, SPOILED, NARCISST, CORRUPT, TRAITOROUS, NAZI AND RUSSIAN (AGENT?) SYMPATHSIZER, SO THE REPUBLICANS HAVE NO BUSINESS CRITIZING A DEMOCRAT WHO USED A SHORTENED CURSEWORD PHRASE ["TRUMP IS A RASCIST MOTHERF- -KER,"] TO DESCRIBE HIM AS WE PREVIOUSLY DESCRIBED HIM [SINCE"RACIST ASSHOLE" IS NOT ENOUGH, IF YOU KNOW AMERICAN SLANG] SOMETIMES YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO LIST ALL HIS TRAITS SO YOU SUMMARIZE...ALSO, IN THIS REGARD, WHEN MCCONNELL,[A LONG, LONG TIME REPUBLICAN OLD CRONY FROM KENTUCKY] WHO IS BLOCKING A VOTE IN THE SENATE TO OVERRULE TRUMP'S GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN, JUST LIKE HE ALSO REFUSED TO PUT HONEST JUDGES APPOINTED BY THE DEMOCRATS UP FOR A VOTE [MCCONELL'S WIFE GETS A HUGE SALARY FROM TRUMP AS ONE OF HIS "SECRETARIES" OF SOMETHING, THIS IS A HUGE FINANCIAL GIFT OF SEVERAL HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO MCCONNELL, TO HAVE HIM DO WHAT TRUMP WANTS OR ASKS, OF COURSE.{MCCONNELL'S WIFE IS A CHINESE, DAUGHTER OF A CHINESE FORMER SHIP CAPTAIN WHO NOW OWNS A MYSTERIOUS ASIAN SHIPPING COMPANY, WE READ ONE OF ITS' SHIPS WAS FOUND LEAVING COLUMBIA WITH HIDDEN ILLEGAL DRUGS (COMMUNIST CORRUPTER OF WESTERN YOUTH?). THE CORRUPT REPUBLICANS [GOP] ARE DOING THIS. THEY ARE CONDONING, INVOLVED WITH, OR SIMPLY ENABLING, THE RUSSIAN TREASON GOING ON, E.G.: GIVING SYRIA UP TO RUSSIA TO HAVE A BASE ON THE MED. IS JUST WHAT PUTIN WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS. TRUMP GAVE IT TO HIM IN A FLASH! CAUSING HIS BEST GENERAL TO RESIGN, WHILE TRUMP LIED AS ALWAYS, SAYING HE FIRED HIM. TRUMP AND THE REPUBLICANS MUST BE VOTED OUT IN 2020 AS THEY HAVE STOPPED VITAL MEDICAL RESEARCH IN MANY AREAS, INCLUDING HIV, THE RECESSION IS BEGINNING: AS UNEMPLOYMENT IS GROWING, THE STOCK MARKET IS CRASHING, HE IS GIVING THE RUSSIANS VITAL SECURITY SECRETS, OUTING A SEAL TEAM, HE IS BRINGING ON A NEW REPUBLICAN DEPRESSION. AS USUAL, [THE REPUBLICANS, SINCE THE 1920'S, HAVE ALWAYS CAUSED DEPRESSIONS BECAUSE THEY DON'T STOP THE BANKS FROM MAKING MONEY BY GAMBLING WITH YOUR SAVINGS...THEY ARE DOING IT AGAIN, AFTER THE REPUBLICANS' CORPORATE TAX CUT FOR THE CORPORATIONS AND THE RICH ALSO ELIMINATED THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY'S REFORMS [TO REGULATE CORPORATE BANKING SCAMS]. TRUMP HAS SPEEDED IT UP WITH HIS CRAZY TARIFF WARS PUTTING MANY FOLKS ALL OVER THE WORLD OUT OF JOBS THEREBY CUTTING BUSINESS PROFITS. YOU NEED WORKING PEOPLE WITH SPENDING MONEY TO BUY AMERICAN PRODUCTS, ALL OVER THE WORLD, TO MAKE OUR ECONOMY WORK, STUPID DONALD.] THE REPUBLICANS MAKING THE RICH EVEN RICHER IN THEIR TAX CUT [AND DOING IT SINCE REAGAN, BUSH I AND BUSH II, CUT THE RICH'S TAXES, WHILE RAISING OURS AND CALLING US COMMUNISTS FOR OBJECTING] DIDN'T HELP THE ECONOMY ONE BIT. NOW COMES THE USUAL REPUBLICAN DEPRESSION, I DON'T SEE WHY WORKING MIDDLECLASS PEOPLE DON'T SEE THIS AND ALWAYS VOTE DEMOCRAT, BUT THEY JUST DON'T...AS FOR THE BORDER WALL, DOES TRUMP THINK THE MEXICANS ARE GOING TO ATTACK US WITH TANKS? THE NEXT WAR WILL BE THE END OF THE WORLD WITH SOME PUTIN MISSILES, BECAUSE HE IS ALMOST AS RECKLESS AS TRUMP. HONEST ABE SAYS: VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT TO BRING OUR TAXES BACK TO THE MIDDLECLASS, MAKE CORPORATIONS PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE, INCREASE MINIMUM WAGE, STOP GERRYMANDERING, CUT MIDDLECLASS TAXES, ARRANGE FREE COLLEGE TO MAKE OUR WORKFORCE STRONGEST IN THE WORLD, GET RID OF ALL BAD IMMIGRANTS, MAKE THE STOCK MARKET STRONG, FIX OUR INFRASTRUCTURE, PROVIDE HONEST JUDGES, CUT THE CORPORATE MONEY TAKEOVER OF AMERICAN DEMOCRACY. ALWAYS VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT NO MATTER WHAT AMOUNT OF CORPORATE MONEY IS SPENT TO LIE ABOUT THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE ON TV AND THE MEDIA. ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT IN EVERY ELECTION. AND ALWAYS VOTE AND GET YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO DO THE SAME.

HONEST ABE SAYS: SOME TRUMP RIGHT-WING JUDGE SAYS STORMY DANIELS HAS TO PAY FOR TRUMPS LAWYERS BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T PROVE TRUMP SLANDERED HER? SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG HERE. SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN REPUBLICAN TRAITORS AND RUSSIANS APPOINT OUR JUDGES... TRUMP SLANDERED HER SO MANY TIMES AND HE IS A CONSTANT LIAR THE COURT CAN CLEARLY TAKE JUDICIAL NOTICE OF THAT ON IT'S OWN MOTION, DUH, WHAT DO THOSE NEO-NAZIS LEARN AT HARVARD LAW ANYWAY...THEY SHOULD GO TO BERKELEY LAW TO LEARN JUSTICE. REVERSE THAT BAAAAD DECISION AND SEND IT BACK FOR RETRIAL !!!

A good novel should start off in the middle of the action: " THE BULLET TWANGED OFF THE GUTTER NEXT TO THE BUILDINGS CORNER WHERE DAVID WAS RELOADING HIS GLOCK 44. HE TOOK IN THE ANGLE OF THE BULLET HOLE AND STUDIED THE AREA WHERE IT CAME FROM. IT WAS DUSK IN PARIS, THE LAST OF THE SUNSET HAD JUST PASSED THE EIFFEL TOWER AND THE CHAN'S ELESI'. HE HAD ALREADY TAKEN ONE IN THE SHOULDER, BUT IT HAD NOT HIT AN ARTERY. THEN HE SAW A SLIGHT PINK SUNSET FLASH OFF A GUN BARREL AND AIDED BY THE NANOANTENNAE SHOT HE WAS GIVEN AT LANGLEY, HE COULD MAKE OUT THE SHOOTER IN THE SHADOWS. HE THEN TOOK DEADLY AIM, A LITTLE HIGH AND TO THE RIGHT TO ACCOUNT FOR THE DISTANCE SLIGHT WIND, AND FIRED OFF THREE ROUNDS AT A SLIGHT TRIANGULAR SPREAD PATTERN... A TALL MAN SLOWLY FELL INTO A MANICURED FRENCH ROSEBUSH. DAVID THEN MADE A DASH FOR THE SAFEHOUSE BEFORE THE GUANDARMES ARRIVED." Then you must add some good sex: "WHEN HE SAW MARIE IN THE THIRD BED ROOM, HE CRAWLED IN BESIDE HER AND RAN HIS TONGUE DOWN FROM HER NECK TO HER BREASTS, SUCKED AND TONGUED THEN TONGUED DOWN TO HER NAVEL FLICKED HIS TONGUE; THEN DOWN TO HER CLITTY WHERE HE FLICKED AND SUCKED HER WHOLE AREA WHILE HE WATCHED HER EYES GLAZE OVER.  IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES SHE WAS COMPLETELY IN A FANTASY LAND, WHERE SHE THOUGHT HER WHOLE BODY WAS A CLITTY. SHE WOULD REMEMBER THIS ALL DAY TOMARROW AND HAVE RECURRING DREAMS ABOUT THIS CLIMAX HIGH, FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE... THEN HIS FAT 8 INCH TORPOEDO WENT TO TOWN IN HER WELCOMING, MOIST, GRIPPING VAGINA...AWWW, SANTA DAVE'S FAVORITE CHRISTMAS PRESENT...ANOTHER DAY IN CIA WORK WITH NOO PROBLEMS."

MICHELLE OBAMA SAYS 'S--T' AND THE TRUMPISTS SCREAM 'LOW', WHILE TRUMP CALLS SOMEONE 'S--T' AND TELLS SOME ONE 'TO REACH OUT AND GRAB A WOMAN'S PUSSY' [A CRIME], AND HE'S ALRIGHT, THAT'S CALLED A DOUBLE STANDARD FOLKS...AND A SIGN OF POSSIBLE RACISM. PLUS TRUMP IS THE 'RUSSIAN CANDIDATE' WHO WAS ILLEGALLY PUT IN OFFICE BY THE RUSSIANS AND FACEBOOK SO THEY CAN START WAGING WAR ON THEIR SMALL NEIGHBORS, AND AMERICA WON'T STOP THEM UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE AND WE HAVE A WORLD WAR JUST LIKE HITLER DID BEFORE WWII. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ROSES AMERICANS.