Wednesday, March 29, 2023

THIS JUST IN: RON DEFASCIS IS REALLY THE ONE WHO IS 'WOKE', IF 'WOKE' MEANS: "TO BAN THINGS AND PEOPLE": .............................................................................. IN WHAT ARE DEFINED AS FASCIST ACTIONS, GOV. RON DEFASCIS IS BANNING WORDS: LIKE 'GAY,' BOOKS THAT OFFEND THE DUMBIST, UNEDUCATED, UNCULTURED, UNCOOTH PARENT IN THE SCHOOL DISTRICT [THEN THE BOOK IS INSANELY, TOTALLY BANNED FOR ALL STUDENTS, ALL CLASSES],, AND THEATRICAL PERFORMANCES LIKE SHAKESPEARE [WHOSE PLAYS ALWAYS HAD MEN AS WOMEN CHARACTERS], WHOM DEFASCIST CALLS DRAG QUEENS, ALONG WITH ALL BOOKS, INCLUDING THE BIBLE [WHICH SAYS ALL KIDS HAVE THE GUILT OF ORIGINAL SIN {WHAT KIND OF CRAP FOR KIDS IS THAT, PERHAPS IT SHOULD BE BANNED FOR KIDS JUST FOR THAT B.S.}THE BIBLE APPROVES OF: SLAVERY, MASS GENOCIDE, PREDJUDICE, IS AMBIGIOUS AND IS USUALLY THE FIRST BOOK THAT SHOULD BE BANNED, ALONG WITH THE QUORAN {KORAN} EVERYWHERE FOR TOTAL WHOPPERS; NEW TESTAMENT IS OKAY ONLY [EXCEPT FOR REVELATIONS WRITTEN BY A CRAZY PERSON, NOT REFLECTIVE OF JESUS GOSPEL AT ALL]], AND NOW THE LAW WITH DEFASCIST'S MAGA [MAKE AMERICA GESTAPO AGAIN] FLORIDA REPUBLICAN NAZI PARTY BANS ON ALL BOOKS OF ANY KIND, ALL IN TOTAL VIOLATION OF OUR 1ST AMENDMENT TO THE U.S. CONSTITUTION [WHICH OUR FOREFATHERS FOUGHT AND DIED FOR...]JUST IMAGINE IF THIS ITALIAN HAIR-HAT DICTATOR GETS IN THE WHITE HOUSE, HE'LL PASS LAWS WORSE THAN TRUMPS...HE IS RON, WRON, WRONG FOR FLORIDA AND WRONG FOR AMERICA, [WE READ REPORTS OF HIM LAUGHING WHEN HE TORTURED PRISIONERS WHILE IN THE NAVY AT GIT-MO BAY] WORSE THAN TRUMP, BOTH ARE BAT-SHIT CRAZY DICTATORS...READ ON FOR MORE INSIGHTS AND THE BIG PICTURE......

Thursday, March 23, 2023

THIS JUST IN: SMALL BANKS HURTING BECAUSE CORRUPT REPUBLICANS DEMANDED HUGE BRIBES TO CANCEL DEMOCRATIC BANK SAFETY REGULATIONS.................................................................. IT'S NOT A BAILOUT, THAT'S FOR CROOKED CORPORATE INVESTORS, IT'S AN INNOCENT VICTIM REIMBURSMENT. VICTIMS OF REPUBLICAN CROOKED CORPORATE LAWS, UNDER TRUMP'S 4 YEARS, HE ALSO CUT THE SAFETY REGULATIONS FOR TRAINS, AS WE HAVE SEEN, TRUMP AND REPUBLICANS REALLY PROFITED FROM THAT ALSO, BIG TIME BRIBES, BIG, BIG, TIME. '1945' MAKING UP ALL KINDS OF PHONEY STORIES ABOUT THE INNOCENT BIDEN FAMILY, I'M SURE '1945' IS BEING PAID BIG TIME BY THE CORPORATIONS FOR THESE LIES, THEY DON'T REPORT THAT JERED KISNER WAS PAID A 2 BILLION DOLLAR BRIBE FROM THE MURDERING ARAB BOSS TO LOOK THE OTHER WHEN HE MURDERED FOLKS, DURING TRUMP'S SCREWED UP INSANE PERIOD OF ACTING PRESIDENT [HE ACTED THE PART, MCCONNELL WAS MOSTLY PULLING THE STRINGS]...THE MONOPLY CORPORATIONS THAT RUN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY ARE MAD AT JOE BIDEN FOR MAKING THEM PAY A LITTLE 15% TAX, AFTER TRUMP AND REPUBLICANS CUT ALL THEIR TAXES [HUGE BRIBES PAID]. BIDEN IS NOW SEEKING 25% TAX FROM CORPORATIONS [BEFORE REAGAN THEY PAID 90% TAXES] AND BIDEN GOING AFTER CHINA, SHOT DOWN THEIR BALLOON [WHILE TRUMP LET 3 CHINESE BALLOONS SPY ON AMERICA WITHOUT A FUSS], BIDEN ALSO BANNING CHINESE OWNED TIKTOK FROM AMERICAN INTERNET UNLESS IT SELLS TO NON-CHINESE CO. AND JOE BIDEN IS HELPING UKRAINE DEFEND IT'S DEMOCRACY AGAINST A RUSSIAN UNPROVOKED INVASION AND KIDNAPPING OF UKRAINIAN KIDS, WHILE TRUMP AND MAGA REPUBLICANS ROOT FOR THE COMMUNISTS AND PUTIN [THE REPUBLICANS AND THEIR BUDDY PUTIN ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE PEDAPHILES, ETC.] WHO IS NOW A WORLD WAR CRIMINAL UNDER A WORLD COURT WARRANT FOR ARREST.. STAY TURNED TO FIGGPOST TO GET THE REAL NEWS EXPLAINED CAREFULLY AND FULLY... READ ON...

Saturday, March 11, 2023

"WOKE" WHAT DOES IT MEAN? "WOKE IS JUST A WORD THAT LIBS DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, IT WAS MADE UP BY THE REPUBLICAN MAGAS LIKE RON HITLER DEFASCIST TO SCARE THEIR RURAL, UNEDUCATED BASE, "WOKE", "WOKEISM" JUST SOME BOOGIEMAN RON DEFASCIST WORDS, [THAT PERHAPS WAS SOME SLANG WAY BACK,] THAT NOW MEAN RON DEFASCIST CAN MAKE UP MEANINGS AND SCARE TRUMPS RURAL, OLDER DUMBER FOLKS WITH [WHO ARE NO LONGER BELIEVING DEMOCRATS ARE COMMUNISTS, (JUST BECAUSE THEY WANT AFFORDABLE, NONCANCELABLE HEALTHCARE FOR THEIR KIDS AND FAMILIES), THOSE PARTS OF THEIR BASE THAT ARE STARTING TO AGREE WITH DEMOCRATS THAT HEALTHCARE IS GOOD AND THAT THE LORD HELPS THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELVES AND THAT MEANS TO ALWAYS VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT], MAGAS HOPE WITH THESE NEW SCARY WORDS, THEY CAN BANDY ABOUT IN REFERENCE TO LIBS, AND DEMOCRATS AND CHEAPER HEALTHCARE AND KIDS AND BURNING BOOKS AND GAYS AND FOLKS THAT ARE A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT. IT'S JUST NEW TRUMP. AND RON DEFASCIST BULLSHIT IS WHAT IT REALLY IS.. . NO ONE REALLY USES IT IN AMERICA, IT IS JUST TOTALLY BOGUS WORDMANSHIP TRICKS OF THE NAZI-RIGHT WING REPUBLICANS.... IN ENGLAND LATELY, 'WOKE' MEANS THAT COMICS CAN BE CENSORED FOR SAYING RACIST JOKES, ESPECIALLY ABOUT THE "N....R' WORD OR JEWS, WE MAKE LOTS OF JOKES ON FIGGPOST SO WE DON'T BELIEVE A CARELESS FEW JOKES SHOULD GET SOMEONE BANNED OR CENSORED UNLESS YOU'RE A NAZI, BUT THAT JOKES MAKES FREEDOM OF SPEECH INTERESTING. FURTHERMORE, BECAUSE DEFASCIST WANTS ALL SORTS OF SUBJECTS AND BOOKS BANNED, LIKE 'DON'T SAY GAY', HE IS THE ONE WHO IS 'WOKE'THAT IS CLEAR...BUT, BEING "AWAKE" IS WAY BETTER THAN BEING "STILL ASLEEP", LIKE THE REPUBLICAN MAGA ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE AND TRUMP'S AND DEFASCIST'S LIES ABOUT CUTTING THE DEBT WHEN THEY SPEND AND SPEND AND MAKE SURE THE CORPORATIONS DON'T PAY ANY TAXES...AND DON'T REGULATE RAILROAD SAFETY AND BANK SOLVENCY, ETC....THE BANKS ARE HURTING BECAUSE THE REPUBLICANS MAKE THEM PAY HUGE AMOUNTS TO GET RID OF SAFE INVESTING RULES, THE MAGA ARE DUMB, LIKE MTGREENE SHE HASN'T AWOKE FROM HER LAST HIGH, THAT'S FOR SURE..., LOL...GOOGLE SAYS 'wOKE" MEANS "OPEN MINDED", THAT BEATS BEING "CLOSED MINDED"...LIBERAL IS OPEN MINDED, PROGRESSIVE MEANS A LITTLE BIT MORE, LIKE VERY OPEN TO NEW THINGS. IN A SCIENTIFIC AGE THAT IS A GREAT WAY TO BE, CELL PHONES AND VACCINES THAT CURE BILLIONS OF PEOPLE, WITH ALMOST NO SIDE EFFECTS LIKE MODERNA AND PFIZERS' COVID VACCINES, THAT STOPPED A RAGING PLAGUE IN A MATTER OF MONTHS IN AMERICA, THANKS TO BIDEN ROLLING IT OUT, TOTALLY FREE, SUPERFAST FOR EVERYONE IN JUST MONTHS. SO I GUESS MOST OF US HERE AT FIGGPOST, THE JOKES, PARODIES AND HUMOR CENTER, ARE PROGRESSIVES, SO GET ALL YOUR SHOTS, FLU AND PNEUMONIA TOO, ETC...READ ON FOR MORE HUMOR AND PARODY, AND STAY WOKE...NOT LIKE MTG, DEFASCIST, TRUMP, MCARTHY, AND THOSE CLOSE MINDED, ASLEEP REPUBLICANS ..IT'S NO JOKE......LOL

Thursday, March 2, 2023

C-PAC & Q-ANON ---THE Q-ANON CONSPIRACY REPUBLICAN MYTH JOKE IS BASED ON THE KIDS' MOVIE "MONSTER, INC.," WHERE THE CARTOON MONSTERS GATHER FREIGHTENED SCREAMS FROM CARTOON CHILDREN TO SELL TO MONSTERS IN THE ALTERNATE WORLD THE MONSTERS LIVE IN, LOL. THESE QANON FOLKS AREN'T VERY CREATIVE, THEY STOLE THEIR PLOT STRAIGHT FROM THE CARTOON TO DUPE THE EVEN DUMBER FOLKS, WHO BELIEVE THIS Q-ANON BULLSHIT. THESE GUYS ARE ALL SO DUMB IT'S DANGEROUSLY LAUGHABLE. THESE ARE YOUR TYPICAL TRUMP FOLLOWERS, THE C-PAC-ERS. THEY ARE SO DUMB IF THEY INTERMARRY THEY WILL BREED A WHOLE NEW RETARDED RACE OF IMBICILES WE CALL :THE TRUMPURANUS NEANDER-CPAC-US, MARGARET TAYLOR GREENE IS ONE OF THE FIRST SEEN OUT OF CAPTIVITY. THIS NEW RACE WILL BE A BIG BLOW TO DEMOCRACY WHEN THEY BECOME STATE LEGISLATURES AND POLICEMEN, BUT A GREAT CONTRIBUTION TO THE LAWNCARE ECONOMY ...IN AMERICA. WHEN WE SAW THIS MOVIE WE LAUGHED SO HARD WE TRUMPED IN OUR PANTS BIG TIME, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WE CAN'T STOP, HAHA...BUT THEN WE SAW THEM AT C-PAC...AND STOPPED LAUGHING, DON'T BE A DUPE, ALWAYS VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT IN EVERY ELECTION, TO PROTECT YOUR JOB, YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY, MILITARY PENSION, WOMEN'S RIGHTS, CHILDRENS' RIGHTS, ETC.,ETC. AGAINST THE RUTHLESS TOTAL MONOPOLISTIC CORPORATE REPUBLICANS WHO ARE SPREADING THIS FALSE Q-ANON SCAM CONSPIRACY AGAINST RATIONAL DEMOCRATIC LEGISLATORS. THESE ALWAYS SCHEMING REPUBLICAN CORPORATIONS WILL DO ANYTHING NOT TO PAY TAXES AND FAIR WAGES, EVEN TAKE ALL YOUR RIGHTS AWAY.AND MAKE YOU A CHEAP SLAVE TO TOTAL CORPORATE COMMUNISTIC CONTROL OF AMERICA, AND ALSO ALWAYS PROTECT YOUR AMERICAN DEMOCRACY FROM THESE HORRIBLE REPUBLICAN BEASTIES, BECAUSE THE CORPORATE REPUBLICAN SUPREME COURT HAS RULED THEY CAN ALL CARRY MACHINE GUNS IN PUBLIC...THESE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT ARE NOW WRITING THE LAWS IN YOUR STATE THAT ARE BANNING : FAMILY PLANNING, EVEN ABORTIONS THAT ARE TO SAVE YOUR WIFE'S AND DAUGHTER'S LIVES, DRAG QUEEN LAWS TO PUT YOUR KIDS IN PRISON FOR DRESSING LIKE KIDS AND JUST BEING NORMAL KIDS, LAWS THAT ALLOW YOUR DAUGHTERS' RAPISTS' FATHER TO SUE YOU FOR MILLIONS IN MONEY DAMAGES IF YOU AID HER TO ABORT THE RAPIST'S FETUS, ETC., AD NAUSEUM... WAKE UP AMERICA ALWAYS VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT AND GET YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO DO THE SAME...READ ON FOR THE FACTS ON WHAT IS REALLY HAPPENING IN POLITICAL AMERICA.........

Wednesday, March 1, 2023

ELON MUSK, [WHO BANNON THINKS IS TIED IN WITH CHINA] IS HEAD OF TWITTER, HE IS A SOUTH AFRICAN RACIST AND HE IS NOW SUPPORTING THE DILBERT'S AUTHOR'S RACIST COMMENTS REGARDING APARTHEID AND JIM CROW MESSAGES, DO YOU NEED ANY MORE PROOF OF MUSK'S UNFITNESS TO HANDLE SPACE X, TESLA AND TWITTER? THEN HERE IS MORE, HE ATTACKED A DISABLED EMPLOYEE PUBLICLY ON TWITTER WHEN THE EMPLOYEE WAS SIMPLY ASKING IF BEING CUT OFF FROM TWITTER WAS SOMEHOW NOTIFICATION OF LOSS OF HIS JOB. MUSK, THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD RUDELY ATTACKED THIS HANDICAPPED MAN CRUELY OVER AND OVER AGAIN. MUSK IS NOT HUMAN, HE IS LIKE TRUMP, A NAZI WHO HATES ALL IMPERFECTION AND WEAKNESS LIKE HITLER, WORSE THAN HITLER. LIKE A SERIAL KILLER... GET RID OF HIM BECAUSE HE APPEARS TO ALSO SUPPORT AND TAKE ORDERS FROM RUSSIA''S PUTIN, REGARDING THAT UKRANE SHOULD GIVE PUTIN CRIMEA AND CHINA'S COMMUNISTS, WHO HE SELLS CARS TO AND HAS FACTORIES THERE., HE IS ANTI-DEMOCRACY, JUST LIKE TRUMP AND THE MAGA REPUBLICANS, UNLESS IT IS HIS RICH-ASS FREEDOM YOU ARE MESSING WITH....THE UKRANIANS TOLD HIM TO "FUCK OFF", SHOULDN'T AMERICA DO THAT ALSO?...WHAT DO YOU THINK, LET'S HAVE A VOTE... THE BEST WAY WOULD BE TO TAX ALL GIANT CORPORATIONS AND MULTI-MILLIONAIRES 70% AND RAISE SOCIAL SECURITY BY 200%, AFTER ALL IT'S THE OLDER WORKING AMERICANS WHO FOUGHT THE WARS AND BUILT THESE GIANT CORPORATIONS, SO THEY SHOULD BE REWARDED. THEN THEY WILL HAVE PROPERTY TO PASS ON TO THEIR KIDS AND EVERYBODY WINS... GUYS LIKE MUSK AND TRUMP AND RON DEFASIST NEVER HAD TO REALLY WORK, THEY GOT THE TOP COLLEGES AND NEVER FOUGHT IN ANY WARS THEY ARE JUST POLITICAL WHORES FOR SALE TO THE HIGHEST BIDDING MONOPLY CORPORATION... AND LIKE YOUR SMART UNCLE ALWAYS SAID, ALWAYS VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT FOR EVERY OFFICE AND EVERY ELECTION, THE'RE FIGHTING FOR YOU, THE REPUBLICANS ARE FIGHTING FOR THE GIANT CORPORATIONS AND TRYING TO GET US TO FIGHT AMONGST OURSELVES OVER GUNS, RELIGION, GAYS, WORDS LIKE "WOKE"[WHICH GOOGLE SAYS MEANS " OPEN-MINDED"] AND OTHER UNIMPORTANT BULL SHIT...READ ON FOR MORE GREAT INFO......