Thursday, February 22, 2024

BIDEN WAS A YOUTHFUL STUTTERER, SO HIS SPEECHS AREN'T THE GREATEST THEY ARE HONEST, AND FROM THE HEART, [UNLIKE LYING, CRAZY, DEMENTED, HEARTLESS, TRUMP, WHO ATTRACTS GESTAPO NAZIS LIKE FECES ATTRACTS FLIES, AND CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER HIS OWN WIFE'S NAME CALLING MELANIA: 'MERCEDES, BIDEN: OBAMA, HALEY: PELOSI, BARRON: LABARON,'ETC. AD NAUSEUM, LOL TRUMP IS SYPHLIS DEMENTED BEYOND ALL HOPE ] ,CONVERSLY, PRESIDENT BIDEN IS AN WITTY, FRIENDLY, CHARMING, EXPERIENCED WISE POLITICAL GENIOUS AT POLITICS AND INTERNATIONAL STATESMANSHIP. A CONFIDENT CROCIDILE COULD ALSO BE CALLED 'SLEEPY JOE,' BUT WOULD YOU GO INTO SLEEPY JOE'S POOL? NOT IF YOU HAVE ANY BRAINS. ALSO, HE HAS PERFECT MARINE CORP POSTURE, AND IS A ERECT, SLIM, FIT BICYCLE RIDER. TRUMP, ON THE OTHER HAND,IS A FAT, OBESE, SLOB, GOBS OF UNHEALTHY FAT AROUND HIS HEART, AND HE LAZILY RIDES AN ELECTRIC GOLF CART AROUND, CALLING IT "EXERCISE". HE CAN'T EVEN BUTTON HIS HUGE, SIZE 60 JACKET, HE LOOKS LIKE A BIG FAT LOAF OF WHITE WONDER BREAD, WE USED TO SAY HE WAS FLYING IN 'AIR FORCE WON-DER BREAD'. HE COULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK OR STROKE AT ANY MOMENT...AS FAR AS WALKING GOES, OUR BEST PRESIDENT EVER WAS A CRIPPLE, FDR, PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT. SO WALKING IS NOT THE TEST; NO IT'S SKILL, EXPERIENCE, WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE ARE THE TEST FOR THAT JOB.., WOULD YOU LET A BLOWHARD SPEECHMAKER DO YOUR BRAIN SURGERY? WE THINK NOT...ALSO, WHY ARE.GOP REPUBLICANS NOW THE PARTY OF PUTIN'S RUSSIA? WHY ARE TRUMP AND JOHNSON AND CARLSON JOINED AT THE REAR, LIPS TO ASS, WITH PUTIN WHO IS A WARRING THREAT TO EUROPEAN AND WORLD DEMOCRACY ? THIS IS EXACTLY HOW TRUMP ACTED WHEN IN OFFICE, SAYING ONE THING AND DOING THE OPPOSITE [LIKE REPUBLICANS ALWAYS DO], WE THINK IT'S ALSO BECAUSE THAT PUTIN HAS PROMISED TRUMP HE CAN FLEE TO LIVE IN RUSSIA WHEN ALL HIS CRIMES RESULT IN A LONG PRISON TERM FOR HIM; SO. THAT MAKES TRUMP, AND ALL THE MAGAS BLINDLY FOLLOWING HIM, THE MOST DANGEROUS SPYS AGAINST THE UNITED STATES THERE EVER WERE AND EVER COULD BE... MOREOVER, THE REPUBLICANS [AND NRA] ARE ALSO GETTING MONEY AND AID DIRECTLY FROM PUTIN AND HELPING HIM GET AROUND WEAPONS SANCTIONS,AND STOPPING AMERICAN AID TO DEMOCRATIC UKRAINE, AID THAT WOULD MAKE THOUSANDS MORE AMERICAN JOBS, THEY APPEAR TO BE, IN TWO WORDS : 'AMERICAN TRAITORS'...REPUBLICAN GOV. SUNUNU SAYS "TRUMP IS NOT THE FUTURE, ASSHOLES COME AND GO."..DESANTIS TELLS TRUMP TO SHOVE HIS VP PICK WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE...BUT IT IS WAY, WAY MORE SINISTER THAN THAT...THE DEMOCRATS AND PATRIOTIC REPUBLICANS HAD A GREAT BORDER FIXING BILL THAT REPUBLICANS APPROVED OF, BIDEN SAID HE WOULD SIGN IT, IT WAS PERFECT TO FIX THE BORDER, AND THEN, AND THEN......TRUMP WOULDN'T LET JOHNSON PUT IT TO A HOUSE VOTE, IT WAS JUST WHAT THE REPUBLICANS SAID THEY WANTED THE PERFECT BORDER SOLVING BILL, , YET THEY [TRUMP] WOULDN'T LET IT GO TO A VOTE; IT SURELY WOULD WIN AND SOLVE THE BORDER PROBLEM,, TRUMP STOPPED IT, WHY? PERHAPS BECAUSE RUSSIA AND THE REPUBLICANS ARE BRINGING IN SPIES THIS WAY, SINCE BIDEN CLOSED ALL THE OTHER BORDERS, AND NOW THE RUSSIANS DON'T WANT THE BORDER PROBLEM SOLVED AND CLOSED? AND ALSO OF COURSE THERE IS ALWAYS THE REASON THAT THE REPUBLICAN CORPORATIONS REALLY WANT CHEAP ILLEGALS WORKING INSIDE THEIR FACTORIES, NOT UNIONS WHO THE DEMOCRATS SUPPORT. ANY AMERICAN WORKER WHO VOTES REPUBLICAN, IS A TRAITOR TO FELLOW AMERICANS BECAUSE HE IS SUPPORTING ILLEGALS COMPETING ON THE JOB WITH AMERICANS... AND FINALLY, I USED TO BE A CHRISTIAN BUT THEY SUPPORT TRUMP; AND, SINCE TRUMP IS A RAPIST, WOMANIZER, LIAR AND CON-MAN, AND RUSSIAN SYMPATHIZER, WHO SETS A BAD EXAMPLE FOR OUR KIDS, I WILL NEVER BE A TRUMP CHRISTIAN AGAIN, THEY ARE PHONIES AND LIARS FOR SUPPORTING ANTI-DEMOCRATIC, DICTATOR TRUMP. SEND YOUR CASH DONATIONS TO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IN WASHINGTON, D.C. AND TO PRESIDENT ZELENSKYY IN [STILL DEMOCRATIC] KIEV, UKRANE, BLESS YOU....READ ON FOR MORE FACTS AND QUESTIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU A PHD IN POLITICS...THIS JUST IN: MOST OF YOUNG MALES IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY ARE GAY OR TRANS- AND ARE JUST TRYING TO COVER IT UP BY BEING OSTENSIBLY A CONSERVATIVE, ONE BIG GROUP : "THE LOG CABIN REPUBLICANS", WONDER WHAT DO IN THOSE LOG CABINS WITH THEIR LITTLE LOGS, LOL...

Thursday, February 8, 2024

REPUBLICANS, THE PARTY OF BLOCKING THE DOOR TO HEALTHCARE AND OPENING THE BORDER DOOR WIDE TO ILLEGALS...THE REPUBLICANS WANT TO KEEP THE BORDER OPEN AND CLOSE YOUR ACCESS TO FAMILY PLANNING HEALTHCARE, SINCE THEY CANCELLED ROE VS. WADE, ARE TRYING TO CANCEL BIDEN CARE, AND ALSO KILLED THE DEMOCRATS BYPARTIZAN BORDER CLOSING BILL FOR POLITICAL PURPOSES SO TRUMP CAN RUN ON A CHOATIC BORDER, WHEN BIDEN IS TRYING TO CLOSE IT... REPUBLICANS: THE PARTY OF OPENING THE BORDER TO ILLEGALS AND BLOCKING THE DOOR TO YOUR HEALTHCARE.

REPUBLICANS, THE PARTY OF OPENING THE BORDER TO ILLEGALS AND CLOSING YOUR DOOR TO A DOCTOR HAVE MOUNTED A NEW REPUBLICAN VERBAL ATTACK ON SIMPLY GETTING A DEGREE. WE SEE THIS AS MOSTLY TO GET MORE AMERICANS TO BE LESS EDUCATED SO THEY WILL BE FOOLED INTO VOTING AGAINST CLIMATE CHANGE AND MORE REPUBLICAN. IT'S A BIG REPUBLICAN CORPORATION MOVEMENT. LET'S FACE IT, IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DEGREE YOU WON'T BE INTERVIEWED FOR MOST JOBS. THAT'S WHY THE DEMOCRATS WANT FREE COLLEGE FOR WORKING AMERICANS, MOST DEMOCRATIC RUN STATES ALREADY HAVE FREE JUNIOR COLLEGE FOR WORKING AMERICANS...ALSO, THE PUSH SHOULD REALLY BE POINTING OUT THAT PUBLIC UNIVERSITIES DO A BETTER JOB THAN EXPENSIVE SCHOOLS IN GIVING A SOLID EDUCATION, BECAUSE MAINLY PRIVATE SCHOOLS ARE GIVING MORE FREE A'S TO KEEP KIDS PAYING OUTLANDISHLY HUGE FEES TO THESE PRIVATE SCHOOLS. IF YOU ARE NOT PLANNING TO TEACH OR DO RESEARCH, YOU SHOULD PROBABILY JUST GET A MASTERS BECAUSE SO MUCH SCHOOL TIME LEADS TO LESS DESIRE FOR A MORE MATERIALIALISTIC LIFESTYLE AND MORE OF A SAVE THE WORLD LIBERAL ATTITUDE AND LIFESTYLE, WHICH HUGE REPUBLICAN POLLUTING CORPORATIONS FEAR.

Wednesday, February 7, 2024

TRUMP LOSES HIS PRESIDENTIAL ABSOLUTE IMMUNITY CLAIM... WE CONSULTED OUR OLD LAWYER FRIEND, ALSO A FORMER CALIF. ADM. LAW JUDGE, WHOSE ONLY CASE TO THE CALIFORNIA AND US SUPREME COURTS WAS WHEN HE SET ASIDE AN OLD CALIFORNIA LAW, AND HE WON [UNANIMOUSLY AFFIRMED] IN BOTH THE CALIFORNIA AND US SUPREME COURTS. HE THINKS TRUMP'S UNANIMOUS LOSS IN THE THREE JUDGE FEDERAL COURT IS NOT RIPE FOR FURTHER REFINMENT [BECAUSE THERE WAS NOT SUCH A SUBSTANTIAL CONTROVERSY TO HAVE HAD MANY OF THE PERTINANT ISSUES FULLY BRIEFED AND SPELLED OUT], SO IT WOULDN'T BE ACCEPTED FOR CERT. REVIEW [BY A NORMAL COURT, BUT THIS COURT HAS 3 TRUMP APPOINTED BUDDIES AND THEY WON'T RECUS, EVEN THOUGH THEY LEGALLY SHOULD].THEREFORE, SINCE ALL OF THESE POLITICAL RIGHTWING JUDGES APPEAR TO BE POLITICALLY RECKLESS, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY WILL DO ?, LOL... SPEAKING OF THIS, WHY THE AJ DOESN'T JUST APPLY STRAIGHT FEDERAL BRIBERY LAWS, ALREADY ON THE BOOKS TO SUCH JUDGES, IS A BIG POLITICAL QUESTION, SINCE IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS, THEY ARE JUST FEDERAL EMPLOYEES, SUBJECT .TO BRIBERY LAWS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, [EVEN THE LOWEST CLERKS] WORKING IN WASHINGTON, D.C.... HE ALSO REMINDED US THAT OUR OBSCURE LITTLE SATIRE AND PARODY BLOG IS PROTECTED BY CALIFORNIA'S LAWS PERMITTING BROAD CONSTITUTIONAL FREE SPEECH COMMENT AND OPINION, CALLED THE ANTI-SLAPP LAWS [LOOK IT UP].... READ ON FOR MORE OF OUR POPULAR HUMOROUS POLITICAL PARODY AND SATIRE, LOL...

Thursday, February 1, 2024

BEWARE THE CHAOTIC LYING RUSSIAN/REPUBLICAN PARTY HEADED BY CROOK/CON-MAN/RAPIST/TRAITOR/DRAFT DODGER/ INSURRECTIONIST/ CULT LEADER TO THE UNEDUCATED VOTERS/ DONALD TRUMP: HE'S A RAPIST; HE HAD HIS MAGA SUPREME COURT APPOINTEES CANCEL ROE VS. WADE; HE'S A DRAFT DODGER; HE STOLE AND PROBABILY SOLD AMERICA'S TOP SECRETS [and POSSIBLY ALSO 250 missile electronics PARTS to Putin; since Russian missile makers are found to be using about 250 AMERICAN electronic components for their missiles, (including good old Texas Instruments,) this is why Pres. Biden made laws TO SANCTION RUSSIA TO END THIS TRADE AND ALSO that American electronic components are only to be made in the USA, but the Republican corps. are still sending Putin these murdering missile components, they are traitors encouraged by Trump] ; TRUMP IS CAMPAIGNING FROM THE CRIMINAL courts ,NOT THE WHITE HOUSE; HIS MAGA REPUBLICAN LEGISLATURES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE HOUSE AND MUCH OF THE SENATE, HE IS A DEMENTED CRAZY PERSON, MORE SO EVERY DAY; HE IS A TRAITOR, HE WANTS TO VIOLENTLY TURN AMERICA INTO A RUSSIAN TYPE DICTATORSHIP...WE MUST STOP HIM BECAUSE HE IS A VERY SMOOTH TALKING CON MAN.BACKED BY RUTHLESS NAZI GROUPS AND POWERFUL RUTHLESS CORPORATION PACS [WHO LOVE HIM BECAUSE HIS TAX BILL GAVE THEM SUCH BIG LOOPHOLES, THAT MANY PAID ABSOLUTELY NO TAXES AT ALL ON BILLION DOLLAR PROFITS;. AND HE HAS SUCKERED IN A LOT OF PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR HIM BECAUSE HE IS A SLIPPERY SMOOTH TALKING CON MAN, BETTER THAN MANY PREACHERS, WHO ARE TRYING TO SELL ETERNAL LIFE FOR 15% OF YOUR INCOME, WITHOUT ANY SCIENTIFIC PROOF AT ALL... OLD TIME PREACHERS WHO ALL WORSHIP TRUMP FOR HIS UNSURPASSED SKILLS AT PETTYFOGGERY....READ ON FOR MORE SATIRE, HUMOR AND HONEST WHOPPERS, LOL...