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Tuesday, January 10, 2012
MAY IT PLEASE THE COURT, NOW COMES DEFENDANT WITH AN ANTI-SLAPP MOTION TO PROTECT AMERICAN FREE SPEECH AND MAY IT PLEASE THE COURT, A CROSS COMPLAINT FOR ATTORNEYS' FEES AND $100, 000,000 (ONE 100 MILLION DOLLARS) COUNTER CLAIM FOR SLANDER, LIABEL, INVASION OF PRIVACY, ATTEMPTED FRAUD ON THE COURT AND THE DEFENDANT, AND OTHER DAMAGES, ALONG WITH $1,000, 000,000 (1000 MILLION DOLLARS, OR ONE BILLION DOLLARS) FOR PUNATIVE DAMAGES AND OTHER COMPENSATORY DAMAGES AS THE COURT DEEMS DUE, IN IT'S INFINATE WISDOM.
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
GOP MEANS GREEDY OLD PIGS
THE REPUBLICIANS TAX PLAN, IS TO GIVE CORPORATIONS AND BILLIONAIRES HUGE TAX CUTS, THEY LOVE CORPORATIONS, THEY WORK FOR CORPORATIONS, NOT FOR YOU, AND CORPORATIONS BUY THEM ELECTIONS. 32 BILLIONAIRES CONTRIBUTED TO THE REPUBLICIAN ATTACKS ON OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRATS. ONE GAVE 10 MILLION, WHICH ANOTHER REPUBLICIAN,CONTENDS IS FROM CHINESE FOREIGN MONEY FROM CHINA'S MACAU PROVENCE, TO DEFEAT OUR AMERICAN PRESIDENT FOR THE BILLIONAIRES AND CHINESE CORPORATIONS.
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THE CORPORATE MONEY SPENT TO MAKE REPUBLICIANS WIN IN AMERICA COME FROM MANY CORPORATIONS WHO HAVE FACTORIES IN CHINA, THEREBY ALSO GIVING OUR SECRETS TO THE COMMUNISTS WHILE TAKING AMERICAN JOBS FROM AMERICANS TO GET CHINESE SLAVE LABOR.
FURTHERMORE, THESE CORPORATIONS WERE ABLE TO DO THESE SECRET CONTRIBUTIONS BECAUSE 5 REPUBLICIAN MEMBERS OF THE U.S. SUPREME COURT GAVE THESE CORPORATIONS STATUS AS AMERICAN CITIZENS.
CORPORATIONS ARE NOWHERE EVEN MENTIONED IN THE CONSTITUTION, MUCH LESS LABELED AS "CITIZENS." BUT, CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICIAN JUDGES HAVE FALSELY RULED ,WITH NO CONSTITUTIONAL BASIS, THAT SUCH CORPORATIONS CAN SECRETLY SPEND AS MUCH AS THEY WANT TO BUY AMERICAN ELECTIONS WITH UNLIMITED CORPORATE BLOOD MONEY.
THESE 5 REPUBLICIAN "JUSTICES" ARE DISDAINFULLY, WIPING THEIR RICH ASSES WITH OUR FOREFATHER'S CONSTITUTION!!!
AND OF COURSE, MUCH OF THAT BLOOD MONEY MUST COME DIRECTLY FROM THE CHINESE GOVT. WHICH PARTNERS IN THOSE FACTORIES. WE CAN NOW ALL KISS DEMOCRACY GOODBY AND WELCOME OUR NEW SECRET CHINESE RULERS THANKS TO THOSE 5 REPUBLICIAN "JUDGES"!
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THE CORPORATE MONEY SPENT TO MAKE REPUBLICIANS WIN IN AMERICA COME FROM MANY CORPORATIONS WHO HAVE FACTORIES IN CHINA, THEREBY ALSO GIVING OUR SECRETS TO THE COMMUNISTS WHILE TAKING AMERICAN JOBS FROM AMERICANS TO GET CHINESE SLAVE LABOR.
FURTHERMORE, THESE CORPORATIONS WERE ABLE TO DO THESE SECRET CONTRIBUTIONS BECAUSE 5 REPUBLICIAN MEMBERS OF THE U.S. SUPREME COURT GAVE THESE CORPORATIONS STATUS AS AMERICAN CITIZENS.
CORPORATIONS ARE NOWHERE EVEN MENTIONED IN THE CONSTITUTION, MUCH LESS LABELED AS "CITIZENS." BUT, CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICIAN JUDGES HAVE FALSELY RULED ,WITH NO CONSTITUTIONAL BASIS, THAT SUCH CORPORATIONS CAN SECRETLY SPEND AS MUCH AS THEY WANT TO BUY AMERICAN ELECTIONS WITH UNLIMITED CORPORATE BLOOD MONEY.
THESE 5 REPUBLICIAN "JUSTICES" ARE DISDAINFULLY, WIPING THEIR RICH ASSES WITH OUR FOREFATHER'S CONSTITUTION!!!
AND OF COURSE, MUCH OF THAT BLOOD MONEY MUST COME DIRECTLY FROM THE CHINESE GOVT. WHICH PARTNERS IN THOSE FACTORIES. WE CAN NOW ALL KISS DEMOCRACY GOODBY AND WELCOME OUR NEW SECRET CHINESE RULERS THANKS TO THOSE 5 REPUBLICIAN "JUDGES"!
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
POST NEWS ALERT
PRESIDENT OBAMA (D) IS A GREAT COMMANDER IN CHIEF, HE KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN (APPARENTLY A FAMILY FRIEND OF THE REPUBLICIANS, WHO LET THE BEN LADEN FAMILY FLY OUT OF THE U.S.A. RIGHT AFTER 911).
PRESIDENT OBAMA (D) IS FIGHTING THE TERRORISTS IN LIBYA, IN YEMEN, WHO ATTACKED THE USS COLE THERE, SAVING OUR HOSTAGES IN THE INDIAN OCEAN, IN SOMALIA, AND IN PAKISTAN, WHILE PUTTING OUR TROOPS IN LESS AND LESS DANGER, BY PRIMARILY USING DRONES AGAINST AL-QUIDA ALL OVER THE WORLD.
CRAZY PERSONS ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN JHAD (EVEN AMERICAN CITIZENS) DON'T GET TRIALS, THEY GET SHOT, WHETHER SHOOTING BACK AT THE EXACT MOMENT OR NOT. IF YOU ARE IN THE WAR ZONE OR WITH TERRIORISTS EXPECT TO GET SHOT BY OBAMA , THAT'S ANOTHER THING I LOVE ABOUT HIM HE GETS THE TERRIORISTS OFF THE MAP AND GETS THE CRAZY TERRORISTS WHEN THEY'RE WARRING OVER THERE, WOULD YOU RATHER WE LET THEM COME OVER HERE TO ATTACK US AT THE MOVIES? I DIDN'T THINK SO.
OBAMA GETS THE JOB DONE LIKE A SUPER HERO. SUPER OBAMA! HE STOPS THEM FROM KILLING MANY AMERICANS (LIKE BUSH AND THE REPUBLICIANS PERMITTED) BY NOT ALLOWING THEM TO ATTACK US ON AMERICAN SOIL.
PRESIDENT OBAMA (D) HAS ALSO COMPLETELY ENDED THE 2ND IRAQ WAR (BOTH UNNECESSARILY STARTED BY REPUBLICIANS), BRINGING ALL OUR TROOPS HOME THIS LAST CHRISTMAS, JUST AS HE PROMISED IN HIS CAMPAIGN.
NOW, HE HAS FORTIFIED AMERICAN TROOP COMPOUNDS IN, AND IS BRINGING THE TROOPS HOME FROM, AFGANISTAN, TOO! PRESIDENT OBAMA (D) IS A GREAT, BRILLIANT, COMMANDER IN CHIEF, THERE'S NO DENYING IT! WE CAN'T CHANGE HORSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREAM FOR SOME REPUBLICIAN IDIOT.
WE MUST KEEP SUPER OBAMA AND SUPER BIDEN ON THE JOB UNTIL THEIR FINISHED WITH ALL THE TERRIORISTS OVER THERE.
PLUS, OBAMA (D) HAS CREATED MILLIONS OF JOBS WITHOUT ANY REPUBLICIAN HELP. GOD BLESS AMERICA, BY REELECTING OBAMA AND REPLACING REPUBLICIANS WITH DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS TO MAKE AMERICA AS GREAT AS IT CAN BE!
ALSO, COULD YOU INSTEAD IMAGINE THOUSANDS OF NEW REPUBLICIAN FEDERAL JUDGES WHO BELIEVE IT'S A SIN TO BLAME A CORPORATION FOR ANYTHING.
FINALLY, PRESIDENT OBAMA AND VICE- PRESIDENT BIDEN ARE A GOOD, FAITHFUL, LOVING, CHRISTIAN FAMILY MEN. CASE CLOSED!
PRESIDENT OBAMA (D) IS FIGHTING THE TERRORISTS IN LIBYA, IN YEMEN, WHO ATTACKED THE USS COLE THERE, SAVING OUR HOSTAGES IN THE INDIAN OCEAN, IN SOMALIA, AND IN PAKISTAN, WHILE PUTTING OUR TROOPS IN LESS AND LESS DANGER, BY PRIMARILY USING DRONES AGAINST AL-QUIDA ALL OVER THE WORLD.
CRAZY PERSONS ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN JHAD (EVEN AMERICAN CITIZENS) DON'T GET TRIALS, THEY GET SHOT, WHETHER SHOOTING BACK AT THE EXACT MOMENT OR NOT. IF YOU ARE IN THE WAR ZONE OR WITH TERRIORISTS EXPECT TO GET SHOT BY OBAMA , THAT'S ANOTHER THING I LOVE ABOUT HIM HE GETS THE TERRIORISTS OFF THE MAP AND GETS THE CRAZY TERRORISTS WHEN THEY'RE WARRING OVER THERE, WOULD YOU RATHER WE LET THEM COME OVER HERE TO ATTACK US AT THE MOVIES? I DIDN'T THINK SO.
OBAMA GETS THE JOB DONE LIKE A SUPER HERO. SUPER OBAMA! HE STOPS THEM FROM KILLING MANY AMERICANS (LIKE BUSH AND THE REPUBLICIANS PERMITTED) BY NOT ALLOWING THEM TO ATTACK US ON AMERICAN SOIL.
PRESIDENT OBAMA (D) HAS ALSO COMPLETELY ENDED THE 2ND IRAQ WAR (BOTH UNNECESSARILY STARTED BY REPUBLICIANS), BRINGING ALL OUR TROOPS HOME THIS LAST CHRISTMAS, JUST AS HE PROMISED IN HIS CAMPAIGN.
NOW, HE HAS FORTIFIED AMERICAN TROOP COMPOUNDS IN, AND IS BRINGING THE TROOPS HOME FROM, AFGANISTAN, TOO! PRESIDENT OBAMA (D) IS A GREAT, BRILLIANT, COMMANDER IN CHIEF, THERE'S NO DENYING IT! WE CAN'T CHANGE HORSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREAM FOR SOME REPUBLICIAN IDIOT.
WE MUST KEEP SUPER OBAMA AND SUPER BIDEN ON THE JOB UNTIL THEIR FINISHED WITH ALL THE TERRIORISTS OVER THERE.
PLUS, OBAMA (D) HAS CREATED MILLIONS OF JOBS WITHOUT ANY REPUBLICIAN HELP. GOD BLESS AMERICA, BY REELECTING OBAMA AND REPLACING REPUBLICIANS WITH DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS TO MAKE AMERICA AS GREAT AS IT CAN BE!
ALSO, COULD YOU INSTEAD IMAGINE THOUSANDS OF NEW REPUBLICIAN FEDERAL JUDGES WHO BELIEVE IT'S A SIN TO BLAME A CORPORATION FOR ANYTHING.
FINALLY, PRESIDENT OBAMA AND VICE- PRESIDENT BIDEN ARE A GOOD, FAITHFUL, LOVING, CHRISTIAN FAMILY MEN. CASE CLOSED!
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