MAY IT PLEASE THE COURT, NOW COMES DEFENDANT WITH AN ANTI-SLAPP MOTION TO PROTECT AMERICAN FREE SPEECH AND MAY IT PLEASE THE COURT, A CROSS COMPLAINT FOR ATTORNEYS' FEES AND $100, 000,000 (ONE 100 MILLION DOLLARS) COUNTER CLAIM FOR SLANDER, LIABEL, INVASION OF PRIVACY, ATTEMPTED FRAUD ON THE COURT AND THE DEFENDANT, AND OTHER DAMAGES, ALONG WITH $1,000, 000,000 (1000 MILLION DOLLARS, OR ONE BILLION DOLLARS) FOR PUNATIVE DAMAGES AND OTHER COMPENSATORY DAMAGES AS THE COURT DEEMS DUE, IN IT'S INFINATE WISDOM.