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Friday, May 29, 2026
SENATOR CORNYN DOESN'T GET IT...HE THINKS TRUMP'S ENDORSEMENT WOULD HAVE SAVED HIM, BUT TRUMP WAITED TO ENDORSE TO THE VERY END WHEN THE POLLS TOLD HIM WHO WOULD WIN, AND THEN HE ENDORSED THAT PERSON; WHO HE ALREADY KNEW WAS THE WINNER ...WHY? SO IT WOULD LOOK LIKE TRUMP'S ENDORSEMENT STILL MEANT SOMETHING MORE THAN IT DOES, ANYMORE... YOU SEE, TRUMP'S POLLS ARE...'FAVOR' ONLY 34% AND 'DON'T FAVOR' WAY UP AT 59%, GET IT? VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT, AND GET THE SELFISH, GREEDY, BILLIONAIRE IDIOTS OUT OF RUINING OUR ECONOMY MORE EACH WEEK...READ ON...
Thursday, May 28, 2026
DUKE ROBOTICS PROFESSOR LOOKS UPON HIS SPIDER SORT OF ROBOT THAT MOVES AROUND, AS A' NEW SPECIES...' WHAT A JOE ROGAN STATEMENT, LMAO. A ROBOT IS NOT A SPECIES, IT DOESN'T GIVE BIRTH, BREATHE, HAVE EMOTIONS, IT'S JUST A DUMB MACHINE; DON'T ELEVATE IT AND YOURSELF SO FOOLISHLY HIGH, FOR BUILDING IT. IT'S AN INEFFICIENT MACHINE AS WELL, DOESN'T DO ANTHING LIKE GETTING YOU SOMEWHERE, GROWING FOOD, SOLVING PROBLEMS. THIS GUY IS A DUMB REPUBLICAN. WHO BY THE WAY, ARE MOST BILLIONAIRES, AND THEY WILL SPEND ANYTHING TO GET THEIR CANDIDATES ELECTED. BILLIONS FOR CAMPAIGN LIES. [AND THE SAME FOR THEIR NEW AI 'S THEY ADMIT THEY 'FABRICATE' THINGS FROM THE WEB WHICH IS'GARBAGE IN , GARBAGE OUT, GEMINIADMITTED IT WAS ONLY 25% RIGHT SOMETIMES SO AI IS OVERRATTED, USE IT BUT LOOK FOR NEW ANGLES AND POSSIBLE MISTAKES...'THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES WILL KEEP YOU POOR, AND PAYING TAXES AND MOSTLY UNEMPLOYED, WHILE THEY PAY NO TAXES AND RUN EVERYTHING, AMERICA IS TRUMP'S REPUBLICAN DICTATORSHIP NOW AND AS SOON AS YOU REALIZE THIS, YOU WILL START VOTING FOR DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES. MAYBE EVEN FOR THOSE WITH A SOCIALIST STREAK ,TO SORT OF EVEN THE ODDS BACK, I LOVED OBAMA'S 'AFFORDABLE CARE ACT' FANTASTIC. AFTER TOO MANY YEARS OF TRUMP DICTATORSHIP. SO VOTE STRAIGHT DEMOCRAT "'TIL THE COWS COME HOME," AS WE SAY IN THE COUNTRY...IF YOU DON'T YOU'RE A BIG SUCKER..........
TRUMP IS NOW USING HIS CROOKED LAWYERS AND JUDGES TO GET AWAY WITH RAPE [SO CALLED : "CIVIL SEXUAL ASSAULT"] ON MS. CARROLL AND ALL OF THE EPSTEIN GIRLS HE 'VISITED'. DOES HE HAVE ANY SCRUPLES LEFT, USING ALL HIS VAST AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL POWERS TO CORRUPTLY GET AWAY WITH CRIMES, WITH SEXUAL ASSAULT. WITH DEFAMATION. HE IS JUST USING IRAN TO DODGE THE EPSTEIN INVESTIGATION. AND, WHEN WE ALREADY HAD A GOOD TREATY WITH IRAN, HE TORE IT UP WHEN HE TOOK OFFICE. MORE AND MORE AMERICANS ARE BEING KILLED BY HIS WAR IN IRAN. WE AS VETS REGARD HIS ACTIONS OF USING SERVICE AMERICANS LIKE CHATTEL SLAVES [AND LAUGHING ABOUT IT, WITH HIS 6 FAKE DEFERMENTS FROM THE DRAFT] AS THE MOST CORRUPT ACTS, SINCE ADOLPH HITLER'S CRIMES [ANOTHER GERMAN]...TRUMP'S CREATING WIDOWS AND FATHERLESS AMERICANS, AND DESTROYING THE AMERICAN ECONOMY, ALL IN ORDER TO PRACTICE HIS BRIBES, CORRUPTIONS, CRIMES AND COVERUPS. IT STARTED AS WHACKY ILLEGAL TARIFFS ON OUR FOOD AND OTHER IMPORTS, WHICH WE THE CONSUMER ALWAYS WOUND UP PAYING FOR...ALL THE REPUBLICANS RUNNING FOR OFFICE SUPPORT HIM; SO VOTE 'NO' ON ALL REPUBLICANS NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE...READ ON...
Wednesday, May 27, 2026
TRUMP HAS LIED AGAIN; THIS IS THE LATEST ONE WHERE HE PROMISED TO CANCEL THE FEDERAL GAS TAX TO MAKE HIS CRAZY HIGH GAS PRICES SOMEWHAT LESS ONEROUS. HOW MANY MAJOR LIES DOES THAT MAKE IT JUST IN HIS SECOND TERM, A MILLION? WHAT DO YOU THINK IF YOU ARE IN YOUR RIGHT MIND, ONE GUY DIED FIGHTING HIS NEIGHBOR ABOUT HIS GOOFY FLAG AND TRUMP SIGNS HOME, WHO GETS SO CRAZY LIKE TRUMP, HITLER, TUCKER CARLSON, VANCE? NOT ME , NOT YOU EITHER,... RIGHT?
Saturday, May 23, 2026
THE CHEVRON BILLIONAIRES WHO ARE MAKING TRILLIONS ON HIGH GAS PRICES IN CALIFORNIA, EVEN THOUGH THERE IS NO SHORTAGE OF OIL IN AMERICA, ARE NOW TRYING TO BLAME IT ALL ON SOME VERY LOW, CALIF. GAS TAXES... SHAME ON CHEVRON SCAMMERS, AND THEY ALSO PUT MILLIONS IN TO ELECT TRUMP BECAUSE HE CUT THEIR TAXES, AND IS MAKING THE POOR WORKING FOLKS PAY FOR TRUMP'S BILLION DOLLAR STUPIDITIES, LIKE 2 BILLION TO PAY BACK LAW BREAKERS, 3 BILLION FOR A BALLROOM HE PROMISED WOULD BE 'FREE', TRILLIONS ON WARS STARTED BY TRUMP OR HIS CRONIES, AND MUCH CORRUPTION; STEALING TRILLIONS FROM THE TAXPAYER...DUMP TRUMP AND SAY 'NO' TO ALL REPUBLICAN CON MEN IN ALL THE ELECTIONS .
Friday, May 22, 2026
JUST LIKE LAST TIME HE WAS IN OFFICE , TRUMP'S CUTS ON USAID, MADE POSSIBLE THE HUGE VIRUS THREAT TO AMERICANS, NOW IT'S WITH EBOLA. IT IS OUT OF CONTROL IN THE CONGO AND KILLING ALMOST EVERYONE WHO GETS IT. LET'S HOPE THE DEMOCRATS GET IN OFFICE SOON AND GET AMERICANS FREE VACCINATIONS TO CURE US ALL , BEFORE.TRUMP'S SCREW-UPS KILL ANOTHER 100 MILLION AMERICANS.
Thursday, May 21, 2026
TRUMP IS BEGINNING TO EARN MORE STOLEN MONEY FOR HE AND HIS CRONIES THAN ANY DICTATOR IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD REACHING 20 TRILLION... ALSO, HARVARD IS GOING TO STOP GIVING ALL THEIR STUDENTS 'A' GRADES FOR JUST SHOWING UP AND PAYING THEIR HUGE TUITIONS AND FEES, OF COURSE; FOR A SHORT WHILE ANYWAY, LOL..............IT'S NEVER THAT WAY AT BERKELEY, THE FINEST AND HARDEST TOP UNIVERSITY IN THE WORLD [NO JOKE I'M AFRAID].
Saturday, May 16, 2026
FIRST TRUMP CLAIMED THAT HE WOULD FIRE UP THE OLD COAL POWER PLANTS POLLUTING THE AIR AND WATER YOUR KIDS BREATHE; NOW WHEN THE EVIDENCE ALSO POINTS OUT THAT THEY ARE WAY MORE COSTLY TO RUN BY 100000S OF $, THAN NATURAL GAS, ALONG WITH POLLUTING EVERYTHING, STUBBORN IDIOT TRUMP, STILL WANTS TO USE THEM AND PASS THE EXTRA COSTS ONTO YOU AND ME, THE RATEPAYER. HE IS AN IDIOT EVERYONE IS SAYING. ..just sayin'...WHAT DO YOU HONESTLY THINK???????????????
TRUMP HAS FOLDED AGAIN, SAYING HE WON'T DEFEND OUR ALLY TIAWAN; WE GET OUR TOP AI CHIPS FROM TAIWAN. CHINA WOULD MOVE AHEAD OF US, IF WE LOST THAT EDGE. TRUMP IS WRONG AGAIN AND AGAIN ON SO MANY IMPORTANT ISSUES, HE IS NOT MAKING AMERICA GREAT BUT IS MOVING US INTO 2ND AND THIRD PLACE TO CHINA AND RUSSIA AND INDIA, WHOSE ECONOMIES ARE SURPASSING AMERICA'S WHICH IS GOING BROKE WITH HUGE GAS PRICES, AND CORRUPTION OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND THE REPUBLICAN SUPREME COURT [WHICH HAS RECEIVED BILLIONS IN CASH, HOUSES, REC. BUSSES, RIGHT OUT IN THE OPEN, FROM CORRUPT REPUBLICAN CORPORATIONS, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PROTEST?]. WE NEED PATRIOTS TO CORRECT THIS. LOTS OF MY FELLOW AVIATOR SAILORS GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR THIS COUNTRY; WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR DEMOCRACY?.. AND HE'S WRONG FOR AMERICA. THE SUPREME COURT HAS SOLD OUT TO TRUMP'S CORRUPT REPUBLICAN CORPORATION AND IS TAKING AWAY OUR DEMOCRACY, WHERE ARE THE PATRIOTS WHO WITH ONE SHOT ELIMINATED OSAMA BIN LADEN, AND OTHER CRIMINAL CROOKS WITH ONE SHOT? A COURT FIRING SQUAD WOULD EVEN BE BETTER TO EXECUTE ALL OF AMERICA'S AND DEMOCRACIES TRAITORS AND ENEMYS, WHERE ARE YOU? [J.TURLEY, 'RAGE AND THE REPUBLIC'], WHEN WE NEED YOU? , AMERICA NEEDS YOU, FREEDOM NEEDS YOU, THE FIRING SQUAD OF DEMOCRACY...............
Thursday, May 14, 2026
AOC IS RIGHT . THE COLONISTS WERE FORCED BY THE ENGLISH TO NOT PRODUCE BUT TO PROVIDE RAW MATERIALS SO THE BILLIONAIRE COMPANIES IN ENGLAND COULD MAKE THEM INTO FINISHED PRODUCTS AND SELL THEM BACK TO AMERICANS; AMERICANS WANTED TO MAKE THEIR OWN FINISHED PRODUCTS; THE RICH GERMAN KING OF ENGLAND WOULD NOT LET US DO IT... SO, FOX [FAKE NEWS] IS WRONG AS USUAL, WITH BEING A ONE PARTY NEWSPAPER [REPUBLICAN] AND REPUBLICAN FAKE NEWS.LIKE OAN NEWS IT IS KNOWN FOR FALSE NEWS AND CONSCIRACY THEORIES ALL THE TIME. DON'T RELY ON THESE FAR-RIGHT NETWORKS FOR REAL NEWS. ALSO, WE WERE FORCED TO BUY THE BILLIONAIRES' OF ENGLAND'S TEA AT INFLATED PRICES. AOC IS RIGHT AS USUAL, FOX SPEAKS FOR BILLIONAIRES, NOT FOR ORDINARY AMERICANS.
Wednesday, May 13, 2026
Monday, May 11, 2026
TRUMP IS DOING ALL THESE CROOKED THINGS LIKE STARTING WARS, PAINTING THE REFLECTION POOL WRONG, MESSING WITH BILLION DOLLAR DANCEFLOOR, WASHINGTON'S GOLF COURSES BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO RELEASE EPSTEIN ISLAND RAPE FILES, WHICH HE WAS UP TO HIS NECK IN CRIME ON INNOCENT CHILDREN, UNTIL THE EVIDENCE CAN BE ERASED BY HIS NEW ATTY. GENERAL, SECRETLY. WOULD YOU LET HIM RAPE YOUR DAUGHTER? IF IT WAS MINE I WOULD BE WANTING JUSTICE NOW !
Wednesday, May 6, 2026
A SHORTER TRIP TO AND FROM MARS WAS SHOWN BY AN ASTEROID"S PATH. BUT I HAVE CONTINUED TO SAY JUST GET ON THE ASTEROID [LAND ON IT] AND LET IT PROVIDE MOST OF THE FUEL AND SPEED AND ROUTE TO MARS AND THEN CATCH IT WHEN YOU WANT TO COME BACK. SIMPLE , AND I HAVE ADVOCATED THIS OVER AND OVER, FOLKS PLEASE! LISTEN TO ME.
Tuesday, May 5, 2026
IT'S SAD TO THINK OF ALL THAT, SO CALLED 'CHRISTIAN' LEGAL INJUSTICE IN TEXAS,... BUT, THEN I REALIZE... WITH EACH HANGING OR OTHER EXECUTION...HEHE; THERE IS ONE LESS CLOSE-MINDED TEXAN, LOL.LMAO....I ALWAYS HAD MY DOUBTS... ABOUT HAVING... A MAN NAILED UP TO SOME BOARDS ...AS A PEACEFUL IMAGE OF MY GROUP, THAT WOULD SEEM TO BE MORE OF AN IMAGE HONORING THE OTHER GUYS. WHOSE VIOLENCE PUT HIM THERE..JUST SAYING...INSTEAD OF PICKING ON LIBERALS AND LGBQETC. .. WE OUGHT TO FREE THOSE WHO ARE TRAPPED IN COUNTRIES WHOSE VIOLENT RELIGION IN NO WAY REFLECTS STRIVING FOR A PEACEFUL DEMOCRATIC WORLD; AND THEN GO ABOUT FREEING THOSE FOLKS INSTEAD.
SHOULD WE GIVE TRUMP A QUICK JURY TRIAL AND THEN THE DEATH PENALTY; FOR [1] KILLING ALL THOSE PEOPLE ON BOATS; [2] KILLING ALL THOSE INNOCENT IMMIGRANTS WITH ICE BRUTALITY SANCTIONED BY TRUMP;AND [3] ALL OF HIS OTHER VIOLATIONS OF PEOPLE'S RIGHTS, LIKE TRYING PEOPLE FOR SENDING INNOCENT PICTURES OF SEASHELLS, WHICH IS IN NO WAY A CRIME. WE DON'T LIKE TRUMP GETTING A FIRING SQUAD, WE PREFER DRAWN AND QUARTERED, DON'T YOU?...HERE IS A ONIONY, N.Y. MAGAZINE TYPE JOKE...IN THE FUTURE UNDER A TOTALLY PEACEFUL FULLY DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT, PEOPLE WITH ALZHEIMERS WILL BE ABLE TO GET A NEW BRAIN TRANSPLANT. REPUBLICAN BRAINS WILL COST $1 MILLION, A DEMOCRAT BRAIN WILL COST HALF AT $500,000, WHY? BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATIC BRAIN WAS USED A LOT, AND THE REPUBLICAN BRAIN IS ALMOST BRAND NEW....JUS SAYING...
Friday, May 1, 2026
THE WHOLE REPUBLICAN GOVERNMENT IS CORRUPT; REPUBLICANS APPOINTED BY TRUMP, THIS INCLUDES THE SUPREME COURT [WHICH GAVE MIFEPRISTONE ANOTHER TEMPORARY OK, BUT ONLY UNTIL AFTER THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS, OF COURSE}, THE RIGHTWING JUDGES AND THEIR WIVES, ARE ALL TAKING BRIBES FROM CROOKED BILLIONAIRES AND REPUBLICAN CORPS.[EG. THE CHIEF JUSTICE'S WIFE GOT $24 MILLION FROM A LAW FIRM THAT APPEARS BEFORE THE COURT, FOR WHAT? THAT IS THE BIG? IT APPEARS NOTHING, SHE DIDN'T EVEN WRITE A BOOK, WHICH IS ANOTHER WAY THESE REPUBLICAN POLITICIANS, GET BIG MILLION $ GIFTS FROM REPUBLICAN CORPORATIONS], TRUMP IS OPEN ABOUT SOME OF HIS BRIBES, INCLUDING A 400 MILLION $ PLANE FROM THE SAUDIS] ANTI-DEMOCRATIC CORPORATIONS, AS IS TRUMP. AND HIS FAMILY, WHICH GOES TO HIS BUSINESS AND HIMSELF. WE SHOULD JUST IGNORE THE SUPREME COURT REPUBLICAN RULINGS, BECAUSE IT IS WRONG ON THE LAW, AND GETTING WORSE. WE SHOULD ACT AS WE KNOW THE CONSTITUTION SAYS , THERE IS NO IMMUNITY FOR TRUMP, HE CAN'T PARDON HIMSELF, NOR THROUGH ANOTHER PERSON WHO HE APPOINTS THE LAST MINUTE AS THE PRESIDENT. IT IS NOT IN THE CONSTITUTION...IT'S NOT WHAT THIS CORRUPT REPUBLICAN SUPREME COURT SAYS OR WHAT ANY TRUMP APPOINTEE SAYS, ACT IMDEPENDANTLY OF THE TRUMP GROUP AS IF THIS WAS 1775, AND THEY ARE ALL BRITISH REPRESENTATIVES AND LET'S GET THIS REVOLUTION STARTED...YEA...DON'T TREAD ON ME CORRUPT REPUBLICAN TRUMPER...GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY...YEA...FREEDOM...YEA, CONSTITUTIONAL JUSTICE YEA....! !
WARNING: THE LAST THING CALIFORNIA NEEDS IS A REPUBLICAN OR A BILLIONAIRE GOVERNOR. EITHER ONE IS SURE TO CUT BENEFITS FOR FAMILIES AND CREATE MORE HOMELESS AND MORE CRIMINAL SCAMS IN GOVERNMENT. IN FACT WE REALLY LIKE XAVIER BECERRA, HE HAS GOOD DEMOCRATIC CREDENTIALS, AND KNOWS THE FEDERAL AND STATE LAW, AS A FORMER CALIFORNIA ATTY. GENERAL AND U.S. SECRETARTY OF HEALTH,... PLUS, HE SHOULD GET LOTS OF LATINO VOTES WITH A LATINO SOUNDING NAME.
EVERYBODY KNOWS 86 MEANS THROW SOMEONE OUT OF YOUR PUB, USUALLY. "HE GOT 86ED, WHEN CAN HE GO BACK IN?" NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MINE WOULD SAY TO "86" SOMEONE, MEANS MURDER THEM, IT'S NOT, AND HAS NEVER BEEN, USED THAT WAY IN A SENTENCE... NEVER, NO HOW. SO TRUMP IS JUST USING THE LAW ENFORCEMENT OF AMERICA FOR HIS PETTY TREATMENT OF ANYONE WHO DOESN'T AGREE WITH HIM, AS USUAL. SO HE SHOULD BE VOTED OUT AND THROWN OUT OF THE PRESIDENCY, BY IMPEACHMENT OR OTHERWISE SUCH AS PROVISION 25, ETC. GIVE US A BREAK CONGRESS, START ENFORCING GOOD LAWS, LIKE OUTLAWING TIME SHARES AND GIVING BACK THE MONEY THAT WAS STOLEN FROM TIMESHARE FRAUDS FROM ALL THE ONES WHO DID IT, 86 TIMESHARE OWNERS, MR. PRESIDENT AND MR. GOVERNOR.
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