READ @ FIGGPOST.COM TO GET THE LATEST FIGGYPUDDING HUMOR 'S "NEWS", MORE HONEST THAN FOX, BIPARTISAN, FAUX NEWS & HUMOR & PARODY & SATIRE, BRING MOCK BACK TO DEMOCRACY, LATEST TRUMP' LIES...WAKE UP & SMELL THE TURDS AMERICA,THE REPUBLICANS REJECT CLIMATE CHANGE, THIS YEAR IS A HEAT RECORD CALIF. DRYING UP AND FLORIDA FILLING UP WITH OCEAN FLOODING, REPUBLICANS, ENEMIES OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAVE BEEN BOUGHT OUT BY CORPORATIONS, BIG OIL, PHARMA, ETC.
Tuesday, July 28, 2026
THE HAPPIEST CITIES ARE IN CALIFORNIA :10 OUT OF THE TOP 20 ARE IN CALIFORNIA. INCLUDING SAN FRANCISCO, SAN JOSE, AND FREMONT, IS NO. 1 IN THE USA ! AS ALWAYS CALIFORNIA IS THE ONE WITH LONGEST LIFESPANS, LOW DIVORCE, HIGHEST SALARIES... SURE GO TO FLORIDA SUCKER , AND GET YOUR WHOLE HOME SUCKED UP IN A SINKHOLE, WHICH YOU CAN'T GET INSURANCE FOR, OR BLOWN AWAY BY A HURRICANE, BIT BY A BULL SHARK [ MOST AGGRESSIVE, NOT IN CALIFORNIA, ALL OVER FLORIDA]; AND HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEIR CRAZY GOVERNOR AND FASCISTS... OR SPEAKING OF FASCISTS, GO TO DUSTY, DESERT TEXAS, WITH BILLIONS OF MOSQUITOES, RATTLESNAKES, WILD PIGS AND GUN TOTING WHACKOS. BE MY GUEST, AS FOR ME,... 'IT'S, CALIFORNIA HERE I COME, RIGHT BACK WHERE I STARTED FROM, SAIL ME THROUGH YOUR GOLDEN GATE, RIGHT INTO YOUR GOLDEN STATE' CALIFORNIA HERE I COME'... IS WHAT'S BEST FOR ME, SURFING AND SKIING, SAILING ON THE S.F. BAY [I DID IT FOR YEARS] AND THEN, JUST KARAOKE AT YOUR LOCAL PUB, MAN WITH ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF ICE COLD CRAFT BEERS, OR COORS...YOU'LL LOVE IT AND BE HAPPIEST...READ ON FOR MORE HAPPY NEWS...
ALL THOSE LIBERTARIAN, MAGA, BILLIONAIRES WANT TO TAKE AWAY YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE ANYWAY THEY CAN, AND GIVE YOU LIES IN THEIR NEWSPAPERS THAT THEY OWN, OR INTERNET NEWS, OR TWITTER NOW 'X', ALL LIES...THIS LATEST LIE, TRIES TO CLAIM CALIFORNIA HAS BAD ROADS, SO NOT TRUE, I'VE LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE, AND OUR ROADS ARE THE BEST AND SAFEST... WHAT SCARES ME IS COLORADO'S WINDING MOUNTAIN ROADS WITHOUT GUARD RAILS; CALI. HAS GREAT GUARD RAILS EVERYWHERE, NOT COLO. AND MANY STATES. WHERE YOU CAN SLIDE OFF TO YOUR DEATH OVER A CLIFF...READ ON FOR MORE TRUTHS NOT LIKE REPUBLICAN PAPERS THAT ALL LIE ABOUT THE LITTLEST THING IF IT'S ANTI. BLUE STATE...READ ON FOR STRAIGHT FACTS...
GUESS WHAT, THE BILLIONAIRE LIBERTARIANS WANT TO TAKE AWAY YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE IF THEY FIRE YOU, OR YOU ARE FIGHTING FOR YOUR COUNTRY AND DISABLED, OR IN MANY OTHER CASES. THIS BILLIONAIRE SAYS YOU SHOULD LOSE YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE IF YOU ARE NOT MAKING ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FEDERAL INCOME TAXES, THAT YEAR. SEEMS TO ME THE RICH GUYS THAT WENT TO HARVARD [AND GOT 'A'S JUST FOR BEING THERE AND BORN RICH, LIKE THEY ALL DO, AND NEVER WORRIED A DAY IN HIS LIFE OR DID ANYTHING FOR ANYONE] WANTS TO MAKE AMERICA A DICTATORSHIP OF THE RICH, WHILE ALL THE REST OF US, LICK HIS BOOTS AND KISS HIS ASS...ON THE OTHER HAND, I SAY, IF YOU DIDN'T SERVE IN THE SERVICE FOR ONE YEAR, OR AS A VOLUNTEER FIREMAN, ETC., ETC. YOU LOSE YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE [UNTIL YOU DO} AND YOU CAN'T HIRE SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU... THAT IS A BETTER RULE, AND A CONSTITUTIONAL RULE THAT BILLIONAIRES PAY A TAX RATE OF 85%, BECAUSE NO ONE NEEDS THAT MUCH MONEY OR GREED. NOTHING IS THAT BENEFICIAL FOR CIVILIZATION, THAT DESERVES THAT MUCH MONEY PAID; SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN CROOKED, PERIOD, END OF STATEMENT. WE'LL START WITH A BILLION AND THEN WORK DOWN... AND THIS APPLIES NO MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE IF YOU MADE SOME OF IT IN AMERICA, THEN 85% OF THAT AMOUNT, EVEN IF YOU LIVE IN TAHITI, AND 10 YEARS PRISON IF YOU CHEAT ON EVEN 2 MILLION, NO EXCEPTIONS... READ MORE OF FIGGPOST NEWS, MAKE IT PART OF YOUR DAILY IDEA STREAM. IF YOU LIKE THIS IDEA WE HAVE MORE...LOVE YOU, UNLESS YOU ARE A GREEDY, SELFISH, SPOILED LOSER...
Tuesday, July 21, 2026
VOTE DEMOCRAT THIS TIME AND GET A CHECK ON EPSTEIN IN THE DOJ FILES, AS TO WHETHER HE WAS A FOREIGN AGENT FOR RUSSIA ALONG WITH TRUMP,, WHO HE HAD MANY DEALINGS WITH, OR IRAN, TO FIND OUT HOW HE GOT SO MUCH MONEY AND POWER SO FAST, AND ISRAEL... ALL HAD DEALINGS WITH THE SUDDENLY WEALTHY EPSTEIN, THE BEST FRIEND OF DONALD TRUMP; WHO HAD AMERICA'S TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS ALL OVER MAR A LAGO: IN THE TOILETS, DANCE FLOOR, STAGE, DINING ROOM, BIDGETS, YOU NAME IT ...DON'T YOU THINK THAT IS A DANGEROUS WAY TO HANDLE AMERICA'S TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS? SO DO I, I MEAN LET'S BE ADULT AND TOTALLY HONEST ABOUT THIS... READ ON FOR MORE TRUTHS, NOT LIES LIKE FOX...
Thursday, July 16, 2026
THEY HAVE FOUND A NEW SPECIES OF MONKEY IN D.R. K. AFRICA, WITH ORANGE LIPS AND FACE AND TINY HANDS WITH NO THUMBS, WE PROPOSE THEY CALL IT MONKEY TRUMP, FOR THE ORANGE FACE AND TINY HANDS [ AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE, LOL, ONCE A PEEPING TOM WATCHED TRUMP MAKING MONKEY LOVE AND WAS BOOING HIM, THE TINY GIRL WAS BEING SUFFOCATED UNDER HIS FAT BLUBBER, LOL ] ... MONKEY TRUMP, MONKEY TRUMP, SAY IT OVER AND OVER IT HAS A SPECIAL RING TO IT, MONKEY TRUMP, MONKEY TRUMP, MONKEY TRUMP, MONKEY TRUMP... THE REAL NEWS, NOT LIES LIKE FOX AND MONKEY TRUMP...AGREED?...READ ON ...FOR MORE OF YOUR FAVORITE NEWS, LOL...
THIS MARINE IN FLORIDA IS SAYING TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST, THAT HE KNOWS TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST AND MUST BE GOTTEN RID OF, ACCORDING TO BIBLICIAL PROPHECY..[TRUMP HAD HIM ARRESTED...VIOLATION OF FREE SPEECH? FREEDOM OF RELIGION? WAS THERE A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER OF MURDER?]...READ ON FOR MORE TRUTHS IN NEWS...NOT LIES LIKE FOX AND TRUMP...
Sunday, July 12, 2026
Saturday, July 11, 2026
WHAT IS DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM? IT'S NO WAY COMMUNISM; WHICH IS WITH A DICTATOR, NO DICTATOR WITH SOCIALISM [ TRUMPISM WOULD BE A COMMUNIST DICTATOR, BOTH TRUMP AND MCCONNELLL ARE CLOSE TO RUSSIAN, NORTH KOREAN AND CHINESE COMMUNISTS LEADERS, TRUMP LOVES PUTIN AND YEE AND KEI, AND HE RUNS OUR COUNTRY BY HIMSELF LIKE A COMMUNIST DICTATOR, STARTING WARS HE PROMISED NONE OF; BREAKING ALL KINDS OF PROMISES. RULING FOR THE RICH PARTY LEADERS, MUSK, META, MCCONNELL'S WIFE IS SMOOZING WITH THE CHINESE COMMIES HAS A BIG SHIPPING CO. WITH THE COMMIES, THE REPUBLICANS ARE THE COMMUNISTS . AGAIN IT'S THE FRYING PAN TRYING TO CALL THE KETTLE BLACK, OR IN THIS CASE COMMUNIST. SO CLEARLY THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS MORE LIKE COMMUNISM THAN THE SOCIAL DEMOCRATIC PARTY]. ROSEVILLE HAS DONE SOME RECENT NEW SOCIALISM THEY RENOVATED AN ABANDONED BUILDING AND CHARGED LOWER RENT FOR FOLKS WHO ARE HOMELESS AND TRYING TO GET BACK INTO THE JOB MARKET. ALSO, YOUR KIDS GO TO LIBRARIES AND SCHOOLS, THAT'S SOCIALISM. FIRE DEPARTMENT, POLICE ? SOCIALISM. I THINK YOU HAVE GOT IT NOW. DEMOCRACY WITH SOME SERVICES FOR WORKING FOLKS, YEAH...READ ON FOR MORE TRUTH, NOT LYING FOX ...AND TRUMP...
TRUMP HAS A WAY OF DOING WHAT IS COUNTER TO COMPLAINTS BEFORE THEY HAPPEN, TAKE HIS MADE UP 'TRUMP DEARRANGEMENT SYNDROME', IT'S SOMETHING HE HAS MADE UP TO PUT ON YOU, BEFORE YOU SAY HE HAS IT. LET'S FACE IT, TRUMP IS CLEARLY DEARRANGED, AND CORRUPT, AND CROOKED, AND MY SAYING THIS TRUTH. HE HAS ALREADY LABELED AS MY DEARRANGEMENT, BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN HERE BEFORE, IN HIS LIFE MANY TIMES. AND WHEN PEOPLE AND DRS. POINT OUT HIS INSANITY, HE HAS LEARNED TO BEAT THEM TO THE PUNCH AND REVERSE IT; CALLING ALL OF THEM INSANE. FEDERMAN IS THE SAME WAY SINCE HIS STROKE. SO BEFORE WE HAVE A CHANCE TO TRULY LABEL THEM AS TRUTHFULLY AND REALLY THE ONES WHO ARE INSANE; AS WELL AS CORRUPT, CROOKED AND SELLING THE WHITE HOUSE FOR ANYTHING HE CAN GET... THE REAL QUESTION IS WILL HE EVER BE PUNISHED FOR ALL THESE CRIMES , INCLUDING MANY MURDERS OF POOR FISHERMEN, INNOCENT IMMIGRENTS, ETC., ETC., READ ON IN FIGGPOST NEWS FOR THE TRUTH IN THE NEWS, UNLIKE LYING FOX...AND TRUMP, DON'T YOU AGREE?
Thursday, July 9, 2026
WE ARE SEEING THE LATEST FUNGAL PARASITE DISEASE [LET'S CALL IT THE "ELON MUSK DISEASE", BECAUSE HE IS A PARASITE, GETTING YOUR TAX DOLLARS FROM TRUMP, WHEN THEY COULD BE BETTER SPENT ON HEALTH CARE FOR WORKING AMERICAN FAMILIES] IS HITTING MOSTLY REPUBLICAN STATES, BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE GOOD HEALTH COVERAGE IN REPUBLICAN STATES, LOVE MY HEALTH COVERAGE IN CALIFORNIA. PLUS, THEIR WATER IS POLLUTED AS IS THEIR AIR, SO THESE ARE SOURCES OF MANY DEATH INDUCING DISEASES. CALIFORNIA HAS THE LONGER LIFE EXPECTANCY AND HAWAII ALSO, FILLED WITH RETIRED CALIFORNIANS. MOREOVER, OUR PROPERTY TAXES ARE WAY LOW SO OUR SENIORS AREN'T KICKED OUT OF THEIR OWN HOME WHEN THE VALUE GOES UP WITH TRUMP'S HUGE INFLATION; AND TEXANS HAVE TO SELL 'THEIR' HOME OR LOSE IT TO THE REPUBLICAN STATE TAXMAN, YEAH, CALIFORNIA, WE LOVE YA, BEING LIBERAL MEANS LOOKING OUT FOR YOURSELF. READ ON FOR MORE REAL WORLD NEWS...UNBIASED , NOT LIKE LYING FOX NEWS...
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