ALERT ! ALERT! POST NEWS ALERT: THE OLD REPUBLICIAN/GOP TEA BAGGER CON GAME

A FAIR AND BALANCED PARODY PRAYER (ALL THE NEWS YOU NEED TO KNOW) GOD BLESS AMERICA:

THE REPUBLICIAN CONGRESS IS CONNING THE VOTERS AGAIN, THE REPUBLICIAN GOP & TEA BAGS CHIDE THE PRESIDENT FOR NOT GIVING ENOUGH TO HOMEOWNERS WHO WERE SCREWED BY REPUBLICIAN WALLSTREET, YET THEY REFUSE TO CONTRIBUTE ANY FROM THE HOUSE, WHICH IS CONTROLLED BY REPUBLICIANS (FISCAL CLIFF & SEQUESTER RING A BELL?):

AS AN AMERICAN NAVY VETERAN AND SINGLE-PARENT FATHER WHO PLAYS BY THE RULES AND WORKED MY OWN WAY THROUGH COLLEGE, I REGISTERED AS A MODERATE-COOPERATIVE REPUBLICIAN BECAUSE I LIKED REAGAN AND ELEPHANTS (THOUGH WHEN HIS MIND STARTED GOING, AND HE RUDELY TOLD DESSENTERS TO"SHUT UP!" AND IT CAME OUT THAT HE AND BUSH (THROUGH OLLY NORTH) GAVE IRAN AND AL-QUIDA SURFACE TO AIR MISSILES, WHICH THEY FINALLY USED TO SHOOT DOWN OUR AIRLINES, I WENT BACK TO VOTING DEMOCRAT.)

BUT THE REPUBLICIANS HAVE CHANGED EVEN WORSE AND BECOME EXTREMELY IDEOLOGICAL. THEY WORK ONLY FOR GIANT CORPORATIONS (WHICH ARE NOT CAPITOLISTS BUT MONOPOLISTS) AND THE EXTREMELY RICH  2%, WHO OWN ALL THE MEDIA AND BRAINWASH ALL OF US TO THINK THEIR WAY.

 SO NOW I VOTE A MODERATE-COOPERATIVE DEMOCRATIC TICKET INSTEAD, BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATS WORK FOR SMALL BUSINESSES AND WORKING MIDDLECLASS PEOPLE, THEY ARE THE REAL CAPITALISTS (ALTHOUGH THE CORPORATE MEDIA CALLS THEM SOCIALIST).

THOUGH IT SEEMS OBVIOUS TO ME AS I HAVE STUDIED IT CAREFULLY, I FEEL THE NEED TO POINT OUT WHY I CHANGED MY VOTE, TO PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T HAD THE TIME TO STUDY IT:
  
 RICH GOP PACS EXIST SO THE UBER-RICH CORPORATE CARTELS CAN CONTROL CONGRESS BY ELECTING TEA PARTY PEOPLE, SO THAT MANY OF ITS CORPORATIONS WILL CONTINUE TO PAY NO TAXES, THERE WON'T BE SAFETY REGULATIONS FOR WORKERS, THERE WILL BE HUGE TAX LOOPHOLES FOR WALLSTREET, SO THE REPUBLICIAN RICH 2% WILL NEVER HAVE TO STAND HOMELESS, IN SOUP LINES, JUST YOU AND ME, ETC.; THE GOP TEA PARTY IS A PARTY CREATED AND FINANCED BY THE BILLIONAIRES AND OTHER RICH, TAX AVOIDING, INTERNATIONAL CORPORATE CARTELS.  CORPORATE CARTELS WANT TO TAKE AWAY ALL OF THE PEOPLE'S RIGHT TO PICK  OUR OWN GOVERNMENT REPRESENTATIVES. THEY WANT BUSINESS TO CONTROL ALL OF GOVERNMENT... IT'S CALLED: FASCISM.

SATAN HAS PROVIDED THESE SATANIC JUDAS ISCARIOTS WITH MILLIONS OF PIECES OF SILVER (SEE MATT. 26 AND LUKE 22), TO BETRAY THE HONEST CHRISTEN WORKING PEOPLE OF AMERICA. THESE TEA PARTY REPUBLICIANS ARE CERTAINLY NOT ONE TINY BIT CHRISTIAN,(THEY SHALL ALL BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE REV. 20:15);

AND ISN'T THE REPUBLICIAN CHAIR IS WITHHOLDING TESTIMONY FROM THE PUBLIC THAT SHOWED AN IRS EMPLOYEE AND REPUBLICIAN, FELT THERE WAS EVERY REASON TO DENY THE TEA PARTY PACS TAX EXEMPTIONS AND WAS THE ONE WHO DID IT!  AN HONEST CHRISTEN DEMOCRAT RELEASED IT THE INFORMATION!;

OF COURSE, THE TEA PARTY HAS LOTS OF DUPED FOLLOWERS (M. MEDVED CALLS THEM 'LOSER-TARIANS'): A FEW SENILE OLD FOLKS ON RASCAL SCOOTERS; SOME NAZI SKIN HEADS AND SOUTHERN PREACHERS SUCKERED IN BECAUSE THEY'RE RACIST AND WOULDN'T EVER...ACCEPT A BLACK OR WOMAN AS PRESIDENT; SOME BY OFFERS TO MAKE GRASS LEGALIZED ( WHICH IS NOT A BAD IDEA, HOWEVER, IT IS CAUSING MANY OF OUR KIDS TO FAIL COLLEGE); SOME WHO ARE CONSPIRACY NUTS AGAINST BIG GOVT. WHEN IT'S REALLY THE HUGE INTERNATIONALMILITARY-INDUSTRIAL CORPORATE CARTEL COMPLEXES WE  SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT (JESUS SAID TO "FORGIVE THEM FATHER FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO." LUKE 23:34).

 THESE MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEXES CONSTANTLY THROW MILLIONS AROUND IN POLITICS LIKE HONEY BOOBOO DOES CHEERIOS, AND ITS THESE CORPORATIONS ON THE INTERNET THAT HAVE 'COOKIES' THAT SNOOP ON YOUR EVERY ACTION AND USE THESE THINGS TO SELL YOU PRODUCTS YOU DON'T NEED, THE HUGE CORPS. ARE THE REAL BIG BROTHERS WHO BUY REPUBLICIAN POLITICIONS AND USE COOKIES TO STUDY EVERYTHING WE DO IN THE INTERNET, TO LEARN ALL ABOUT US, TO CONTROL US, COOKIES ARE CORP. SPIES.!! INDEED HOW BIG IS CORP. BIG BROTHER??? WELL, A REPUTED BRITISH MEDICAL PUBLICATION RECENTLY POINTED OUT THAT 3/4S OF THE AUTHORS OF THE DSM-5, THE GROWING BOOK ON PSYCH. ILLNESSES, HAVE DRUG CORP. CONNECTIONS!!!!!THIS MAKES TONS OF MONEY FOR DRUG CORPS.,TRILLIONS!! TO YOU, IT MEANS YOU MIGHT SPEND LIFE ON DRUGS, OR IN A SPECIAL PRISON IF THE (DSM-5) BOOK CONCLUDES YOU ARE PSYCHOTIC!!! AND ON AND ON IN OUR SOCIETY TODAY! BY THE WAY, ONE TEST FOR PSYCHOTICS: DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SEX??? TOTAL, TOTAL BULLSHIT.

 BUT PEOPLE ARE ROTTING IN PRISION FOR LIFE BECAUSE OF THIS CORP. SPONSERED DSM-5,THAT DIAGNOSES THEM AS INCURABLE PSYCHOS, IT'S MEANT TO MAKE TONS OF PROFITS FOR DRUG CORPS.--TRILLIONS, AND THAT'S WHAT REALLY MATTERS..RIGHT? AND IT'S FULLY SUPPORTED BY THE GOP REPUBLICIAN POLITICIANS, OF COURSE!! ;

(B) THE AP NON-ISSUE... WHETHER CERTAIN HAUGHTY CORPORATE NEWS CAN LEAK TOP SECRET REPORTS TO MUSLEM (NEWS?) AGENCIES OVERSEAS (POSSIBLY TERRIORIST), EVEN FROM CONGRESS' OWN PHONES, WITHOUT BEING INVESTIGATED.

IT'S ABOUT STOPPING SUSPECTED REPUBLICIAN TEA PARTY CORPORATE LEAKERS (EG. SNOWDEN) WHO ARE VIOLATING OUR WARTIME SECURITY (LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS, THE NEW GOP TRIES TO KEEP US IN THE DARK AND FEED US BULLSHIT, WE'RE NOT MUSHROOMS;

 THIS IS NOT SOMETHING COVERED BY THE FREE PRESS PROVISION IN THE U.S. CONSTITUTION AS ENVISIONED BY OUR FOUNDING FATHERS, THIS IS TREASON DURING WAR TIME.  AND IT SHOULD MOST DEFINATELY BE INVESTIGATED BY THE ATTY. GENERAL, WHOM THE GOP CLEARLY APPEARS TO BE BLOCKING.

AND SO IT FINALLY CAME OUT, AS WE PREDICTED, THE PRIMARY LEAKER, SNOWDEN, IS A REPUBLICIAN TEA PARTY LOSERTARIAN. THIS GOP MEMBER EVEN DONATED MONEY TWICE, TWICE! TO TEA PARTIER ANN PAUL, SO TEA PARTY REPUBLICIAN SUSPICIONS ARE TRUE, ANOTHER GOP COVERUP . THIS GUY IS NOT REALLY A WHISTLE BLOWER, HE IS AN ANTI-USA TEA PARTIER WHEN HE GIVES CHINA INFO ABOUT OUR HACKING THEM, RELEASING WAR SECRETS WORLDWIDE MAKING US EMBARRASED IN THE WORLD'S EYES TO THE BIGGEST DICTATORSHIPS, AND EVEN, SPY-ON-YOUR-OWN-CITIZENS, CHINA.

WE NEED TO HAVE SOME WAY OF FINDING OUT WHO ELSE IS LEAKING TO THE TERRORISTS, AND, IN MY HUMBLE OPINION IN THIS REGARD, I THINK THE NSA HAS REACHED A GOOD COMPROMISE WHICH REQUIRES APPROVAL BY THE PRESIDENT, AND CONGRESS AND THE COURTS! GIVING UP A TINY BIT OF OUR PRIVACY FOR A LOT OF OUR SECURITY AND TO AVOID BOMBS INSIDE AMERICA. IS TOTALLY WORTH IT.WE MIGHT HAVE STOPPED THE BOSTON BOMB ATTACKS IF THE GOP CONGRESS  HADN'T BEEN HARASSING THE ATTORNEY GENERAL, HARASSMENT IN WAR TIME, SOME CONSIDER IT TREASON!!

(C) AS TO BENGAZI...WE HAD 54 PREVIOUS EMBASSY ATTACKS, AND 8 AMERICAN EMBASSY DEATHS UNDER BUSH II, YES BUSH II! YET THIS IS THE ONLY ONE GOP REPUBLICIANS  CHOOSE TO HAVE A HEARING ON, WHY? BECAUSE IT ALONE INVOLVES A DEMOCRAT, THAT'S WHY.;
  
AFTER PRES. OBAMA BRILLIANTLY GOT RID OF COLONEL KADAFY, (WHICH REAGAN COULDN'T DO, WHILE INSTEAD EMBARRASSING THE USA BY KILLING HIS LITTLE GRANDAUGHTER WITH SLOPPY BOMBING! ) WHEREAS, PRES. OBAMA DID IT WITHOUT RISKING A SINGLE AMERICAN LIFE, OR KILLING A SINGLE CIVILIAN (ALL WITH DRONES).  THE TEA PARTY HOUSE (GOP HOUSE OF CORP. REP.) WOULD NOT GIVE HILARY FUNDS TO MAKE OUR EMBASSIES SECURE, IT'S THE SATANIC TEA PARTY REPUBLICIANS WHO CONTROL THE HOUSE, DUH, AND, THEREFORE, THE PURSE STRINGS... (DOES 'SEQUESTER' RING A BELL, HOW ABOUT ALEXANDER GRAHAM? HOW ABOUT 'FISCAL CLIFF')...THE TEA PARTY HOUSE WHO REFUSED TO ALLOW HILARY AND THE USA STATE DEPARTMENT TO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PROVIDE BETTER SECURITY FOR OUR EMBASSIES, AFTER HILARY REQUESTED THE SECURITY FUNDING, OVER AND OVER, ETC.... NOR WOULD THE GOP TEA HOUSE FINANCE OUR AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS, HENCE THE CRASH AT S.F., ETC.,... THEY DID THE SAME SHORTCHANGE WITH OUR TROOPS, ETC.... THE  GOP TEA HOUSE HAS BEEN ASKED OVER AND OVER AND STILL REFUSES TO PROVIDE NEEDED BUDGET FUNDS.

 YES, THEY'D RATHER DESTROY THE WORLD CREDIT RATING OF THE USA (AS WE HAVE CLEARLY SEEN IN THE LAST FEW YEARS, SINCE THE CORPORATE SPONSERED GOP TEA PARTY TOOK OVER THE HOUSE OF REPS.).

IT IS JUST MORE OF THE TOTAL REPUBLICIAN CORPORATE TEA PARTY PLAN, TO BRING OUR AMERICAN DEMOCRACY DOWN... WHILE CLAIMING TO HELP IT! REPUBLICIANS DID THE SAME THING TO PRES. CLINTON TO STOP HIS BALANCED BUDGET FOR AMERICA, WHERE HE CUT OUR DEFICIT AND HAD A BIG SURPLUS (WHICH THE REPUBLICIANS THEN PROCEEDED TO SQUANDER UNDER BUSH II'S WARS, AFTER THE REPUBLICIAN SUPREME COURT 5, WIPED THEIR BUTTS WITH OUR CONSTITUTION AND GAVE THE PRESIDENCY TO PRETENDER BUSH II, WHEN THEY STOPPED THE FLORIDA VOTE COUNT IN 2000, WHICH EVENTUALLY SHOWED PRESIDENT AL GORE TO BE THE ACTUAL WINNER).

WE THANK GOD (AND LEBRON JAMES, BRAD PITT AND HONEY BOOBOO), THAT OUR DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT HAS ALREADY CUT TAXES ON THE MIDDLECLASS MANY TIMES.. AND RAISED TAXES ON THE TOP 2%,... THAT OUR TAXES ARE AT THE LOWEST POINT SINCE 1948;... HE'S LOWERED OUR INTEREST RATES TO  THE LOWEST IN 100 YEARS (DURING REAGAN INTEREST RATES WENT UP OVER 20%);.,.HE HAS RAISED THE MINIMUM WAGE; ...HE IS KILLING OFF AL-QAIDA AND THE TALIBAN WITH DRONES (WHY SHOULD OUR BOYS HAVE TO RISK THEIR LIVES TO DO IT. YES, SOME PEOPLE AROUND THEM ALSO GET HURT, BUT THOSE ARE CO-CONSPIRATORS, BODYGUARDS AND ACCOMPLICES. IT'S NOT WRONG TO KILL MAD DOGS SO THEY DON'T KILL MORE INNOCENT CIVILIANS IN THE FUTURE, THEY WOULDN'T BE AROUND HIM IF THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE THE SAME THINGS, THEY'RE ALL CRAZY ZEALOTS.);... AND OUR DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT HAS TRACKED DOWN AND KILLED OSAMA BEN LADEN AND BURIED HIM IN THE SEA SO HE CAN'T BE WORSHIPPED;... OUR PRES. HAS REMOVED OUR OIL DEPENDENCE ON THE MIDDLE EAST;....HE'S ENDED THE ILLEGAL IRAQ WAR;... HE'S ENDING THE AFGAN WAR NEXT YEAR; ...HE WILL CLOSE OUR CUBAN PRISON AS SOON AS THE TEA PARTY REPUBLICIAN HOUSE WILL GIVE HIM THE FUNDS (SEQUESTER, FISCAL CLIFF);...HE BROUGHT OUR ECONOMY BACK FROM THE REPUBLICIAN/WALL STREET DEPRESSION;... HE BROUGHT OUR JOBS HOME FROM CHINA WHERE THE REPUBLICIANS SENT THEM; ...HE BROUGHT OUR AUTO AND MANUFACTURING BACK ON TOP; ...HE GOT THE TRILLION DOLLAR BUSH II AUTO AND BANK LOANS PAID BACK, WITH INTEREST;... HE BROUGHT US A RECORD DOUBLED STOCK MARKET (FROM DOW 7400 UNDER BUSH II, TO DOW 15,400 TODAY);... HE HAS ALSO GREATLY LOWERED INFLATION (INTEREST: 3%),... THE AMERICAN DOLLAR IS ALMOST TOO STRONG;... HE HAS EXTENDED MEDICARE UNTIL 2026;...CLOSED THE REPUBLICIAN DONUT HOLE ON MEDICARE DRUGS;.. HE HAS PAID DOWN 1.4 TRILLION DOLLARS ON THE REPUBLICIAN WARS DEFICIT;... HE CREATES ABOUT 200,000 NEW JOBS ALMOST EVERY MONTH (WHEREAS THE REPUBLICIANS WERE LOSING 700,000 A MONTH IN 2008), HE HAS COME UP WITH A SURPLUS OF 147,000 THE BUDGET YEAR,...AND ON,... AND ON,.. TO MUCH TO LIST HERE,..ETC. (OF COURSE, HE STILL CAN'T DANCE AS GOOD AS GENE KELLY, FRED ASTIRE, HONEY BOOBOO OR ARTHUR MURRAY, BUT GIVE HIM TIME.)

BUT, WE STILL NEED TO GET RID OF ALL OF THOSE FASCIST, INTERNATIONAL GOP CARTELS AND THE CONGRESSIONAL TEA PARTY REPUBLICIANS WORKING FOR THEM, WE PRAY FOR YOUR VOTE TO GO MODERATE DEMOCRAT.

WHY VOTE DEMOCRAT? BECAUSE TODAYS' MODERATE DEMOCRATS ARE BRINGING OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY AND ECONOMY TOTALLY TOWARD THE 22ND CENTURY, CLOSING THE TAX LOOPHOLDS, CLOSING THE LEAKS, CUTTING THE DEFICIT, CREATING MORE JOBS, BEATING CHINA'S GROWTH (WHICH IS FALTERING, EVEN WITH THEIR SLAVE LABOR), INCREASING THE MINIMUM WAGE AND WINNING THE WAR AND THE PEACE, WE MUST ELECT MORE AND MORE DEMOCRATS  AND DUMP ALL THE TEA PARTY RADICAL GOP (GREEDY OLD PIGS) REPUBLICIANS!

SO, THAT'S WHY I DON'T VOTE REPUBLICIAN ANYMORE! I STILL LIKE ELEPHANTS BUT SCRECK'S DONKEY IS MUCH MORE CHRISTEN AND LOYAL, AND CLEVER, TOO.

THANK GOD FOR MODERATE DEMOCRATS AND GOD BLESS AMERICA. I FOLLOW JESUS CHRIST, YOU SHOULD TOO,"AND THOU SHALL BE SAVED." (ACTS16:31)  NOW, CAN I HEAR A REAL.. LOVING... GRAND... OLD... OPREY...AMEEENN.