BREAKING NEWS: WHITE SHARK ATTACKS LONE KAYAKER IN CALIFORNIA, THIS SHOWS A SHARK ATTACKING A RED KAYAK, SO WE THINK SHARKS AREN'T COLORBLIND AND YOU SHOULD NOT, NOT, GO AROUND THEM WITH RED THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE BLOOD, OF COURSE! DO THEY ATTACK PEOPLE BY ACCIDENT? NO, TIGER SHARKS ANNUALLY GO TO MIDWAY ISLAND WHEN BABY GOONEY BIRDS ARE OUT IN THE WATER LEARNING TO TAKE-OFF, JUST TO EAT THEM! I'VE BEEN THERE I'VE SEEN IT, EVERY YEAR, FOR THOSE LITTLE BITE SIZED BIRDS, THEY MIGRATE ALL THAT DISTANCE, SO HUMANS ARE MORE THAN A GOOD MEAL, YES, THEY DO EAT US FOR FOOD. OH- THEY BITE AND THEN GO AWAY FOR AWHILE, BUT THAT IS THEIR METHOD, WAIT TILL YOU BLEED AND ARE WEAK BEFORE COMING TO EAT, REDUCES THEIR DANGER OF INJURY. WE SHOULD CULL THEM, SCARE THEM OFF, USE RUBBER BULLETS, NOISE, HOW ABOUT CHERRY BOMBS FOR THE SURFERS? WHATEVER IT TAKES, TO MAKE OUR BEACHES SAFE FOR OUR LITTLE KIDS AND OUR TOURIST INDUSTRY. HERE IN CALIFORNIA. OUR TOURISM IS WORTH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. WE MUST ACT NOW THE PROBLEM IS GETTING WORSE EVERY DAY! WRITE TO YOUR ASSEMBLYMAN OR ASSEMBLYWOMAN NOW